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300 is a film adapted from Frank Miller's graphic novel of the same name. Miller has had a few successful graphic novels, such as Sin City, Daredevil and the already mentioned 300. Miller's comics, particularly Sin City and 300, are incredibly violent, gory and visually stunning. The films share these common traits. Unfortunately, one thing is missing from the film adaptation of 300, and that is in the characters.

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Now, I'm not going to claim that the graphic novel had much better characters than the film does, as I haven't read enough of the comic to know that for a fact. (Although, having read some of Miller's other graphic novels, I would think this to be the case). However, in the film, there isn't much characterization at all, and that's the main problem.

There are times in which emotional scenes are taking place, but it is really hard to care about the characters involved, as they've been given no depth. In fact, almost the entire film could be taken at an emotional level. There are certainly enough scenes to make it one, but instead, the violence and incredible visuals overshadow the character development.

And yes, the film does look amazing. The landscape is impressive, the way that the live action and CGI are combined looks very nice, and the battles are bloody and fun to watch. It's unique in a way, and this is the film's biggest strength. It does come off as odd to begin with, but soon your eyes will adjust and become immersed in the visual direction the film takes--assuming you don't become too bored with what is happening on-screen.

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I say that, because for a lot of 300, I was kind of bored. It wasn't a total boredom that made me think about turning the film off, but more of me questioning why I was watching it. For entertainment, certainly, but that seemed to be about it. I wasn't emotionally invested in any of the characters or their situations, I wasn't learning anything, and there wasn't much of a point. 300 came off as more or less a brainless action film.

I'm not going to come out and say that brainless action films can't be enjoyed or be great entertainment, because they most certainly can be. The thing is, when that's all you have going for you, you have to really make the action scenes count. 300 doesn't quite do this.

Yes, there are some fun action scenes in the film, and the blood and gore flying around can be entertaining. Unfortunately--and I think this is the main problem with the action scenes--slow motion technology is employed far too often. Showing 300 without any slow motion, and it might be 20-30 minutes shorter. I'm quite serious about that, although maybe with slight exaggeration. The slow motion used is...excessive, to put it lightly. This is one of the better examples that come to mind of the wrong way to use slow motion capture technology. Some of it works, but it bogs down the film as a whole, especially during those already overlong and over-stylized action sequences.

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While the action scenes are still impressive, visually at least, the story is lackluster in comparison. Basically, the plot involves three hundred Spartans preparing for, and eventually partaking in, a battle against the Persians, who are much greater in number. They are led by Leonidas (Gerard Butler), who's most memorable line "This is Sparta!"--something that has by now gone through the cycle of becoming an internet meme and disappearing--sounds good in a trailer, but doesn't actually feel all that great when thrown into a semi-serious film. Or maybe the film isn't supposed to be taken seriously at all, and instead should be taken lightly, despite all of the "mature" things happening on-screen.

I don't believe this to be the case though. The actors seem to be taking it seriously, and so does whoever wrote the screenplay. Lines are rarely spoken, but they are shouted, often to dozens of other people. Characters don't show any emotion other than anger, (okay, some of them do show emotion, but it comes off flat). The film also seems to want to be more mature that it really is, throwing in as much blood and gore as director Zack Snyder probably thought he could get away with. Yes, this is likely the case in the comic, and in fact, the comic is possibly filled with more gore, but sometimes things need to be altered when their medium is changed. This is one of them in my eyes.

Look, if you want a brainless action film set in the past, where shields, swords and spears were still used in a large capacity, 300 isn't the worst film you can watch. I didn't necessarily find it all that fun, as it wasn't engaging enough to keep me interested, but I can see how some people would definitely find it enjoyable. The plot and characters ultimately don't matter, as the film is all the visuals. Everything looks nice, and the action scenes are well-done, but the excessive use of slow motion really put me off. All in all, it's a decent action film, and if that's what you're looking for, 300 won't disappoint.

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TimeLord

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I'm not entirely sure 300 was supposed to be taken seriously. Although the logic behind it is sound; i.e a small band of elite warriors holding off against a vast horde of mindless slaves. It doesn't seem to take itself seriously until the last 10 minutes when;

They are surrounded and about to die because they were too suborn to go back to Sparta and bring back their entire army

But hey, it's still a ridiculously epic film!
 

TimeLord

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Hardcore_gamer said:
TimeLord said:
I'm not entirely sure 300 was supposed to be taken seriously.
Its based on a comic and has monsters in it, so no it isn't.
So was Sin City, but I would take that more seriously than 300.

I mean more the story/plot anyway. Not the characters or visuals.
But I get what you mean. It has a man with a goats head playing a violin thing for god sake!
 

BenjaminFranks

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If you've ever seen "Meet the Spartans" (which parodies the plot of 300 along with other movies, tv programmes and entertainment) then you will never get past any scene with Gerard Butler in it again without wetting yourself laughing. Not even "Law Abiding Citizen".

Interesting review once again.
 

tomtom94

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franksbnetwork said:
If you've ever seen "Meet the Spartans" (which parodies the plot of 300 along with other movies, tv programmes and entertainment) then you will never get past any scene with Gerard Butler in it again without wetting yourself laughing. Not even "Law Abiding Citizen".

Interesting review once again.
As a parody of... anything, Meet the Spartans fails on every conceivable level.

Although I agree it's much more difficult to take the guy seriously in anything after the THISISSPARTA meme.

As a classics student I should object to this film on the grounds that there weren't monsters in Ancient Greece, but it's such hammy fun.
[small]Which makes me hate the idiots who treat it as an allegory for the Middle Easy conflict even more.[/small]

Good review as ever.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Good review man. I have fun with this film from time to time but it certainly isn't an intelligent film. Emotions are permanently set on angry but what can you expect when you're talking about a race of angry warrior people fighting monsters.

I don't take it seriously. The history behind the movie is far more interesting than the film but the gore is fun and the slowmo gives it that "epic" feel. It was like it was bred exclusively for the internet...

Anyway, it is what it is. It could have been a smarter film but whatever, I like it.
 

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I cared about that one guys who was telling the story of the battle, however that was sort of a holdover from Lord of the Rings, because he played Faramir. That guy is also always playing "the one that survives", apparently, because Faramir survived a massacre, and that character he played in Van Helsing was like the last one standing too, I think, LOL.

But yeah, it wasn't through the efforts of the movie that I was was invested in that one character. However I did enjoy it and I wasn't bored, I will say that much, but aside from my interest in Faramir-spartan, I was only watching for the action and the, ahem, abs. I think I found it a lot more entertaining than you did, but I actually pretty much agree with your review.
 

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... Wait. Gerald Butler was in this? Huh, I didn't even notice. But given, I was probably like, 13 when I first saw this so it didn't really matter. Yeah, I found the film's plot pretty weak - about halfway through I forgot what I was watching it for and just kind of got bored. Great review, keep 'em coming!
 

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TimeLord said:
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They are surrounded and about to die because they were too suborn to go back to Sparta and bring back their entire army
Spartan armies never surrender, against their code of battle. Explains that rather well, whether or not it is actually.. smart, whatsoever.

OT: 300 did well as a good visual action film based upon the Battle of Thermopylae, if anything. Despite several exaggerated accounts within the story itself. Technically speaking, you could almost say it was the Avatar of Ancient Greek Epics.
 
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ShadowsofHope said:
OT: 300 did well as a good visual action film based upon the Battle of Thermopylae, if anything. Despite several exaggerated accounts within the story itself.
tomtom94 said:
As a classics student I should object to this film on the grounds that there weren't monsters in Ancient Greece, but it's such hammy fun.
Except it's not supposed to represent reality, not even reality for the world of the film.

The story is being told by some dude before a battle. I would find a lot more wrong with it if it wasn't extremely exaggerated and twisted about.
I really don't get why so many critics criticised it against realism; it was never supposed to be realistic, not even for those living in the picture.

Not to say that that implies that your mileage won't vary anyway, or anything...
 

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Tupolev said:
ShadowsofHope said:
OT: 300 did well as a good visual action film based upon the Battle of Thermopylae, if anything. Despite several exaggerated accounts within the story itself.
tomtom94 said:
As a classics student I should object to this film on the grounds that there weren't monsters in Ancient Greece, but it's such hammy fun.
Except it's not supposed to represent reality, not even reality for the world of the film.

The story is being told by some dude before a battle. I would find a lot more wrong with it if it wasn't extremely exaggerated and twisted about.
I really don't get why so many critics criticised it against realism; it was never supposed to be realistic, not even for those living in the picture.

Not to say that that implies that your mileage won't vary anyway, or anything...
Oh, I know that. I never meant to imply that 300 was anywhere near realism, or should have been. Which is why I brought up "a good action/visuals film". The "Immortals" made the story obviously as far from realism as possible, no less.
 

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Tupolev said:
ShadowsofHope said:
OT: 300 did well as a good visual action film based upon the Battle of Thermopylae, if anything. Despite several exaggerated accounts within the story itself.
tomtom94 said:
As a classics student I should object to this film on the grounds that there weren't monsters in Ancient Greece, but it's such hammy fun.
Except it's not supposed to represent reality, not even reality for the world of the film.

The story is being told by some dude before a battle. I would find a lot more wrong with it if it wasn't extremely exaggerated and twisted about.
I really don't get why so many critics criticised it against realism; it was never supposed to be realistic, not even for those living in the picture.

Not to say that that implies that your mileage won't vary anyway, or anything...
I do also like the "exaggeration by storytelling" interpretation.