$2.50 Reviews: Zombieland (2009)

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Zombieland
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Zombieland marks the second movie I've seen where a second viewing drastically changed my opinion on it. <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.249870-2-50-Reviews-Wanted-2008>Wanted was the first example of this--a movie that I initially disliked a lot, but ended up ultimately enjoying it after watching it another time. I have no theories as to why this happens, (well, I do, but I won't bore you with them), but I do know that I did enjoy Zombieland after giving it two chances.

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I only actually decided to watch it again because I hadn't seen it for over a year, and I only had about 90 minutes of free time. That time ended up going to good use, and also passing by seemingly instantaneously. I didn't think that I was anywhere close to the finale of the film, but it turned out that I was. My free time was all but gone, yet I was still happy to have used it on watching this film. I was never bored, and ended up ecstatic that I decided to give Zombieland a second chance.

Set in the "United States of Zombieland", the film opens up with, and continues to have throughout its duration, narration by Jesse Eisenberg. He is playing a nerdy character, (what else is new?), who has rules that he created in order to survive the zombie apocalypse. Not having much of a real family or circle of friends helped him out as well. He doesn't trust anyone, so he claims, and therefore won't be taken advantage of or be put in situations where he is vulnerable to a zombie attack. He is travelling east to Columbus Ohio, where his family was located before the apocalypse.

They way that most of the characters are named is based on where they are headed or from. Eisenberg's character is called "Columbus" as a result. After crashing his car while escaping from zombies, he runs into his parallel, a man who only gets referred to as Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson). Tallahassee is headed east as well, and agrees to let Columbus tag along until they need to split ways due to travelling to different places. Columbus wants to go to Ohio, Tallahassee wants to find the last remaining Twinkies on Earth. Different motivations, each one drives their character forward.

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Along the way, they meet two other survivors, sister, named Wichita and Little Rock (Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin respectively). There are issues between the two groups throughout the course of the film; some are resolved while others do not. Zombieland takes a turn about mid-way, becoming more of a road movie than anything else. At least, it does until the group reaches Hollywood, where a cameo takes place that, if you haven't already heard who shows up, will surprise you.

This cameo is the one part of my opinion that didn't change about the film. My thoughts initially regarding it were as follows: "Wow, that was pretty stupid. It wasn't funny, and it was an unnecessary interlude that broke up the good pacing of the rest of the film." That is still my opinion, and I'm sticking to it. The cameo itself isn't funny, the person doing the cameo has no real impact on the story, and it felt like it was thrown in just because they could, which is very rarely a good reason to do something.

Although, I would like to point out that the character of Tallahassee does some things for no reason, and they end up being both funny and beneficial to the characters. His character is the most enjoyable to watch, with Woody Harrelson playing him for laughs. He seems to have an incredibly fun time with the role, and when he's enjoying himself, so are we. This is when Zombieland works the best, and luckily for it, this happens for a large potion of the film's (too short) runtime.

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The pacing of Zombieland is something that is to be admired, as I was never bored. Even during the cameo scenes, which I felt were the worst part of the film, I was still entertained. Maybe in a different way, as I wasn't chuckling throughout it, but I still was having fun. That's what Zombieland is, a fun film. You will likely have fun while watching it, both because its characters enjoy themselves, but also because the main villains are zombies, creatures that don't pose much of a threat.

I'm not actually sure if this is a problem or the reason that the film ends up working. See, there is only one part when there is actually tension, and that occurs in the last twenty minutes. The rest of the movie consists of humor and zombie destruction. There are dozens of zombies slaughtered throughout the film, with only one or two even coming close to biting our lead characters. I realize that a lot of the film wasn't played straight, but I struggle to figure out if this was for the best. Maybe if more parts did incorporate horror and anxiety, then we could take the zombies as a greater threat. By were we really supposed to take them seriously? I'm not really sure.

Before today, I never would have given Zombieland a recommendation; I would have said to stay away from it, despite the critical praise it did receive. Now, I have a different take on it. I enjoyed myself while watching it. It's not a deep film, but it's entertaining and funny, while having some fun zombie deaths scattered throughout. The cameo that was highly talked about didn't impress me all that much though, so don't go in expecting it to be hilarious--I didn't find it funny at all. Still, Zombieland was an enjoyable film that kept me thoroughly involved for 90 minutes, so I am quite thankful for that.

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Very nice review, Matt! I like the style here and it was quite a nice read.
I myself enjoyed Zombieland... alright. It was good and I had a whole lot of fun with it, but in all honesty, the girls in the film ruined it for me.
Not that their characters were bad, they were fine, if a little cliche. It's just that I didn't really like their story, I didn't care about them at all and I actually found them to be quite annoying.

Anyway, good review of a good film!

May I ask though, what were your first impressions of the film and why?
 

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May I ask though, what were your first impressions of the film and why?
When I initially watched it, it was more of a "I'm bored, and this isn't the least bit funny" type reaction. I wasn't enjoying myself while watching it, and had I not been watching with other people, I would have just turned it off.

I was in a really crappy mood that day, I'll admit, but people suggested that Zombieland would make it better. It didn't help. Not at all. I judged it unfairly, yes, but I honestly didn't care much. Glad I gave it a second chance though.
 

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Well, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that :/
Still, I'm glad you decided to give it another shot rather than reviewing it based on whatever mood you happen to be in at the time *glares at a certain person from a certain website*
 

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Well, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that :/
Still, I'm glad you decided to give it another shot rather than reviewing it based on whatever mood you happen to be in at the time *glares at a certain person from a certain website*
I wouldn't review it from that long ago anyway. At the time, I wasn't looking at it critically, (this was around a year ago, I started these in mid-August), so there's no way I could do a proper critique. I've only reviewed one movie that I didn't just see, and that was <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.234554-2-50-Reviews-Salt-2010>Salt. (And I only did that because I was bored, and wanted to write, and I hadn't seen it all that long ago, only a few weeks, I think it was).

And I don't know who you are talking about with your glaring, but hopefully they read that you are angry at them. XD
 

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I wouldn't review it from that long ago anyway. At the time, I wasn't looking at it critically, (this was around a year ago, I started these in mid-August), so there's no way I could do a proper critique. I've only reviewed one movie that I didn't just see, and that was <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.234554-2-50-Reviews-Salt-2010>Salt. (And I only did that because I was bored, and wanted to write, and I hadn't seen it all that long ago, only a few weeks, I think it was).

And I don't know who you are talking about with your glaring, but hopefully they read that you are angry at them. XD
Ah well that's good. Keep things fresh in your mind before reviewing them is always a good way to write up critiques.

And no, unfortunately the bastards won't. They should though... so they'll feel really bad... yeah, that'll show them to stop making their bullshit reviews. My one little comment is enough to stop them from making upwards of 2000 USD a review, right? >> <<
 

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And no, unfortunately the bastards won't. They should though... so they'll feel really bad... yeah, that'll show them to stop making their bullshit reviews. My one little comment is enough to stop them from making upwards of 2000 USD a review, right? >> <<
$2000 a review?Man, I so wish I made that kind of money. :p O_O

Can you give me a link to what you're talking about?
 

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No, sorry can't get you that kinda money. Gotta earn it myself first XD

But, no I don't have a link. It's just some assclown on IGN who I've heard makes that kinda money for a dumbass biased review, yet I've read from him before on his blog (I think. Could have been just IGN) that he'll review shit dependent on his mood. Yeah, never good to do that and you especially don't admit that...
 

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Since apparently the people on this forum will praise absolutely anything, I'm obligated to critique. As Yahtzee said, the worst thing you can tell an artist is that his work is flawless when it isn't.

You should pay close attention to the efficiency of your writing. One of, if not the most important rules of writing is to be as succinct as possible. Say what you want to say in the least amount of words. For example, this paragraph:

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Zombieland marks the second movie I've seen where a second viewing drastically changed my opinion on it. <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.249870-2-50-Reviews-Wanted-2008>Wanted was the first example of this--a movie that I initially disliked a lot, but ended up ultimately enjoying it after watching it another time. I have no theories as to why this happens, (well, I do, but I won't bore you with them), but I do know that I did enjoy Zombieland after giving it two chances.
Would be better like this:

Zombieland is the second movie I've seen where a second viewing drastically changed my opinions on it. <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.249870-2-50-Reviews-Wanted-2008>Wanted was the first example -- I hated it initially, but enjoyed a second viewing. I have no ideas ("theories" is pretentious here) as to why this happens, (well, I do, but I won't bore you with them (why bother to say then? This whole sentence can disappear)).
And this is really inexcusable:
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the film opens up with, and continues to have throughout its duration, narration by Jesse Eisenberg.
When you could say:
Jesse Eisenberg narrates.
<url=http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm>George Orwell's Politics and the English Language. Read It.
 

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Ah, I see you've indeed changed your mind about the movie after seeing it a second time! Good to hear, I still stand by what I said in our skype conversation :p

A fun, bloody movie with an irrelevant to story cameo. Micheal Cera rocked this one.

Nice review bud!
 

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Well, I'll be. I actually got some criticism! This hasn't really happened since...uh...I think the last time was when zombiesinc was still posting on each review. I will try to take note of that, although I'll admit that I don't put great thought into these. I just type, let things flow just about how I'd say them, and don't really do a lot, if any, editing. I will try to keep this in mind though, and thank you for not being afraid to say it. :)

Redlin5 said:
A fun, bloody movie with an irrelevant to story cameo. Micheal Cera rocked this one.
This was either intended as a clever shot at Eisenberg, or you didn't pay all that much attention. Cera wasn't in the movie. :p (It's all in the hair, bro).
 

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Redlin5 said:
A fun, bloody movie with an irrelevant to story cameo. Micheal Cera rocked this one.
This was either intended as a clever shot at Eisenberg, or you didn't pay all that much attention. Cera wasn't in the movie. :p (It's all in the hair, bro).
It was a clever shot. Nice to see you picked up on it :p
 

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strange... i actually loved Zombieland the first time i watched it, then found it rather bland and unfunny the second time i watched it. well... ok... the Bill Murray part was still great, but aside from that it was kinda disappointing the second go-around.
 

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Good review.
I haven't seen this movie all the way through as i tried watching it on TV when it was on but the power went out half way through. :(