T0ad 0f Truth said:
Do you use it beyond turning it on? As opposed to just letting it do its thing?
Sorry, what? It might just be my sleep deprived brain, but that makes no sense to me.
Anyway, current answers, not counting T0ad's yet:
1. It is light enough to be carried by one person.
2. It is man-made.
3. It does not tell the time.
4. It does use electricity.
5. It is meant for entertainment.
6. You do not insert disks into it.
7. It is not made by Nintendo.
8. Its purpose is not to provide a light source
9. It is not a game console.
10. It does not have a screen.
11. It does not play music.
12. It can be plugged into a computer.
13. It does have buttons.
14. It is not held in the hands while being used.
Bonus 1. It is not taller than 30 centimeters.
It is not a radio.
It is not a vibrator...