23 Rockin' Minutes of the Brutal Legend Demo

[Will of One]

That's awesome. Could be even awesomer on a pc. Maybe. But it would be awesome either way.

 

[Loop Stricken]

the vagina monster

That was your first thought when you saw it? All I saw was a monster that looked like a guitar neck...

That's what they were calling it on a video on the brutal legend website.

Hmmm... is that the developers? Either way, it doesn't really matter. I'm still inclined to think they designed it with a guitar in mind, rather than female genitals, given the context of the game. But hey, you can call it whatever you want!

What, it can't be both? You can't tell me that caressing the shaft and plucking the strings isn't a blatantly sexual act...

 

[UnkeptBiscuit]

Why the hell won't my Xbox let me download this? It keeps telling me that my account isn't allowed to download content with an M rating, but I checked, and it's set to "Unlocked". Anyone have any idea what's going on?

It's because the email you used to initially set up the account is under 18 birth-date. I have it too, and not even switching to a new throwaway email for the account (with a +18 DOB) will change it. You're fucked 'til you're 18, sir. It sucks HARD.

I can't even call Xbox Support with my mom? There has to be something I can do...

 

[gibboss28]

There doesn't seem to be any kind of lock-on feature, which would be unforgivable in a game like this.

Yup, there is. I'd say what the button is but I only know it for the ps3 version and I don't know what it is for the 360 and what version you have...but now I'm rambling so I'll shush

Anyway I found the track listing for the game...its all in this nice little spoiler box and it is filled with win and stuff.

Spoiler

3 Inches of Blood - Deadly Sinners
3 Inches of Blood - Destroy The Orcs
Accept - Fast As A Shark
Angel Witch - Angel Witch
Anthrax - Metal Thrashing Mad
Anvil - March of the Crabs
Anvil - Tag Team
Apostasy - Sulphur Injection
Bishop of Hexen - A Serpentine Grave
Bishop of Hexen - The Somber Grounds of Truth
Black Sabbath - Children of the Grave
Black Sabbath - Symptom of the Universe
Black Sabbath - Never Say Die
Brocas Helm - Cry of the Banshee
Brocas Helm - Drink the Blood of the Priest
Budgie - Breadfan
Budgie - Zoom Club
Candlemass - Witches
Carcass - No Love Lost
Cloven Hoof Nightstalker
Children of Bodom - Angels Don't Kill
Coroner - Skeleton on your Shoulder
Cradle of Filth - Her Ghost in the Fog
Crimson Glory - Queen of the Masquerade
Dark Fortress - Insomnia
Dark Tranquility - Cathode Ray Sunshine
Deathstars - Blitzkrieg
Def Leppard - Rock of Ages
Dethklok - Mermaider
Diamond Head - Am I Evil?
Dimmu Borgir - Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Dokken - Mr. Scary
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames
Emperor - Thus Spake The Nightspirit
Enslaved - Frost
Enslaved - Loke
Firehouse - Overnight Sensation
Girlschool - Bomber
Iced Earth - When the Night Falls
Iced Earth - Pure Evil
In Flames - Goliaths Disarm Their Davids
Judas Priest - Battle Hymn
Judas Priest - The Hellion/Electric Eye
Judas Priest - Leather Rebel
Judas Priest - One Shot At Glory
Judas Priest - Painkiller
Kabbage Boy - Girlfriend
KMFDM - Free Your Hate
KMFDM - Rip The System
King Diamond - Cremation
King Diamond - Welcome Home
Kiss - God of Thunder
Lita Ford - Betrayal
Marilyn Manson - Beautiful People
Manowar - Die For Metal
Manowar - The Dawn Of Battle
Mastodon - Crack the Skye
Mastodon - Oblivion Instrumental
Megadeath - High Speed Dirt
Megadeath - Tornado of Souls
Metal Church - Metal Church
Michael Schenker - Group Assault Attack
Ministry - Stigmata
Ministry - Thieves
Mirrorthrone - So Frail
Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood
Motley Crue - Kickstart My Heart
Motley Crue - Live Wire
Motorhead - Back at the Funny Farm
Motorhead - In the Black
Motorhead - Marching Off to War
Motorhead - We Are the Road Crew
Nitro - Machine Gun Eddie
Omen - The Axeman
Ostrogoth - Queen of Desire
Overkill - World of Hurt
Ozzy Osbourne - Believer
Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley
Ozzy Osbourne - Diary of a Madman
Prong - Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck
Quiet Riot - The Wild and the Young
Racer X - Technical Difficulties
Racer X - Y.R.O.
Ratt - Lay It Down
Riot - Road Racin
Riot - Narita
Riot - Swords and Tequila
Rob Zombie - Superbeast
Rotting Christ - Ad Notics
Running Wild - Riding the Storm
Sanctuary - Battle Angels
Savatage - Hall of the Mountain King
Saxon - Wheels of Steel
Scorpions - Blackout
Scorpions - Holiday
Skeletonwitch - Soul Thrashing Black Sorcery
Skid Row - Youth Gone Wild
Slayer - Metal Storm/Face The Slayer
Slough Feg - Warriors Dawn
Static-X - Love Dump
Tenacious D - Master Exploder
Tenacious D - The Metal
Testament - For The Glory Of
Testament - More Than Meets The Eye
Tvangeste - Birth of the Hero
UFO - Rock Bottom
Whitesnake - Still of the Night
Wrath of Killenstein - Ignisis Dance

 

[ThaBenMan]

Uh, are there no comments visible for the first page for anyone else?

Anyway, I played the demo, and loved it. Can't wait for the game. The only problem I had was some trickiness with the combo where Eddie throws Ophelia - no matter how I hit the Y button, it just would not work. This happen to any of you guys?

 

[Fearzone]

Hmmm... is that the developers? Either way, it doesn't really matter. I'm still inclined to think they designed it with a guitar in mind, rather than female genitals, given the context of the game. But hey, you can call it whatever you want!

Agreed =) the semantics aren't really important but there was a vagina monster in Pink Floyd's The Wall.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

AND MY XBOX WENT RROD TODAY


#@$% me and the horse I rode in on.

 

[Clashero]

The Brutal Legend demo is open to everybody on XBL and PSN today,...

My link says differently... [http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-GB/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802454108c5/?bt=0&sb=1&mt=4&gu=66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802454108c5&p=1&of=1]

How so? 1/10/2009 = 10/1/2009.

And here we have a case of people who don't know that America does dates differently than the rest of the world.

And measuring legnth, height, weight, temperature and mass. They do tons of things in a really weird way. It makes sense to go from lesser to greater... day, month, year.

 

[Ghonzor]

The Brutal Legend demo is open to everybody on XBL and PSN today,...

My link says differently... [http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-GB/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802454108c5/?bt=0&sb=1&mt=4&gu=66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802454108c5&p=1&of=1]

How so? 1/10/2009 = 10/1/2009.

And here we have a case of people who don't know that America does dates differently than the rest of the world.

And measuring legnth, height, weight, temperature and mass. They do tons of things in a really weird way. It makes sense to go from lesser to greater... day, month, year.

Being different just for the sake of being different, in this case, doesn't accomplish much.
Especially when Americans think everyone else is doing wrong rather than themselves.

 

[Clashero]

The Brutal Legend demo is open to everybody on XBL and PSN today,...

My link says differently... [http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-GB/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802454108c5/?bt=0&sb=1&mt=4&gu=66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802454108c5&p=1&of=1]

How so? 1/10/2009 = 10/1/2009.

And here we have a case of people who don't know that America does dates differently than the rest of the world.

And measuring legnth, height, weight, temperature and mass. They do tons of things in a really weird way. It makes sense to go from lesser to greater... day, month, year.

Being different just for the sake of being different, in this case, doesn't accomplish much.
Especially when Americans think everyone else is doing wrong rather than themselves.

Totally true. During my 2 years in the states, every time I explained the way we did things in Argentina they were totally confused.
"So, we write dates from smallest to largest. Day, month, year."
"That's so confusing!"

"10mm = 1 cm. 100cm = 1m. 1000m = 1km. Likewise, 1000cc are one liter, and 1000 grams are one kilo."
"That doesn't make sense! How do you remember that!?"

"Water freezes at 0 degrees, and boils at 100. Any questions?"
"YOU CRAZY PEOPLE!"