24 hours of fun in frozen time

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Sgt. Dante

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Massive intensive workout.

Hey, no fatigue... If I can lift 150 pounds once noramlly I could do it all fucking day in this scenario.

If you could push your boundries all day without fatigue then by the end of 1 solid day you'd be pretty damn buffed out. Stamina would shoot through the roof too if you went for a sprint for a couple of hours.
 

Scarim Coral

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So wait, within the 24 hours do we still get hungry, need to us the toliet and getting sleepy or are those function pause aswell?

OT- Suck that I can't use the train to head to the city since I got plenty of time and I think it will take alot longer to get there using a bike (which I don't know how to ride it aswell). I guess the only thing I can do is steal stuff in the town and I guess I will explore new places that I normally visit.
 

Keepitclean

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Unlock all the cages at the zoo so when time starts again all the animals will come out, hopefully.
TheAztec said:
Aside from stealing everything, maybe draw mustaches on everyone.
Nice avatar
 

rvbnut

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Scarim Coral said:
So wait, within the 24 hours do we still get hungry, need to us the toliet and getting sleepy or are those function pause aswell?.
No, getting sleepy, need to go to the toiler and getting hungry are all paused. Sorry for the confusion
 

Denamic

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Without time, there's no heat.
And the air itself would be like impenetrable concrete.
And there would be no light, as it would be standing still.
So you'd be unable to see, unable to breathe, unable to move, in absolute zero.
 

tahrey

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Well, crap, I was going to spend some time sorting out my email, then catching up on my sleep. Can I still sleep the whole 24 hours if I want to? I've got like a decade and a half of sleep debt to try and clear.

Otherwise, I'ma sort out my paperwork, finish tidying and deep-cleaning the flat, take down the shower screen, give the bike and the car a good wash (using water scooped from the nearby stream, i suppose, and scraping it off with a squeegee when it leaves my temporal field and gravity stops affecting it), paint the garage floor, go through all the boxes of old electronic crap that can be sorted without needing power and chuck away the garbage, go for a bicycle ride... All the stuff that I'd like to do if I had a genuinely spare 24 hours.

Then I guess have a wander through the ladies change room at the local gym and swimming baths and nick all the towels and a random selection of clothes (or swap them with those in the mens), cycle into town and undress an entire street or square of people in one go (piling the clothes somewhere else safe and dry... except the underwear, which would go in the fountain), and cross-dress another street/square. Set up hidden film or mechanically operated video cameras with pre-triggered shutters/record buttons to catch the lulz. Because there ain't no pervert like a bored pervert.
 

rvbnut

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Denamic said:
Without time, there's no heat.
And the air itself would be like impenetrable concrete.
And there would be no light, as it would be standing still.
So you'd be unable to see, unable to breathe, unable to move, in absolute zero.
This wasn't supposed to be scientific, you know this right?
 

Aetera

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I would steal so many things. Just... all of the things. Priority one would be cash, games/movies, booze, and cigarettes.

Oh, I'd also draw tally marks on people's arms for the lulz. Anyone that watches Doctor Who will freak the fuck out when time starts back up.
 

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Eisenfaust said:
steal everything... everything that can't be easily sold on, i would put into the possession of people i don't like, and somehow frame them for the robbery

security camera's won't be working, so chuck in a bit of vandalism too... just because
This. I think in reality I would try to go around and rob as much shit as possible.

And if I was feeling generous to society, I might just move a dictator or something to a really high roof and let them fall.
 

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It's probably really immature that I'm finding this thread so funny but hey, I'm in class.

If you could extend the time freezing to objects being frozen in mid air, a whole load of strategically placed buckets of water, paint and glue. All the practical joke stuff basically, like playing with a bunch of shop window mannequins. I'd probably make people inhale a bunch of helium as well if that would work.
 

rvbnut

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Zhadramekel said:
It's probably really immature that I'm finding this thread so funny but hey, I'm in class.

If you could extend the time freezing to objects being frozen in mid air, a whole load of strategically placed buckets of water, paint and glue. All the practical joke stuff basically, like playing with a bunch of shop window mannequins. I'd probably make people inhale a bunch of helium as well if that would work.
I like the way you think :p
 

Ledan

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Can I take my girlfriend with me? If soo.... no fatigue for 24 hours :D.
Otherwise: Steal stuff, pull pranks, punch people i don't like, pranks.

Steal stuff: money, games, computer, clothes, jewelry, bags (to carry loot in), apartment?, private jet...., boooks, TCG (like Magic the Gathering Booster Packs), DND stuff, a car? (i cant drive yet...), .... , nice things that i usually can't have, Notch's hat, Yahtzee's hat, Guild Wars 2 demo, posters, movies, tv screen, everyone's left shoe, a new pair of glasses, contact lenses, a sword, earphones, a pair of cool gloves, weed, booze, a luxury boat, a helicopter, a private island, any artwork that i consider good, a gun, a life, university entrance?, a 1 TB flash drive, another computer, a bow, keys to somwhere where i can stash all of this, a camping car, a foam bed, the best pillow ever,
 

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1. Steal everything of value within a 20 mile radius
2. Touch every boob within a 20 mile radius
3. Hunt down and give every pre pube singer a vasectimy with a pair of sheep shears so they cant reproduce
4. And if I have time, light a few fires in the houses of people I hate.
 

Lambchops

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Things that if I described the escapist would ban me.
Steal. Punch people. Ruin lives. ya know. What everybody else would do :)
 

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rvbnut said:
Imagine you find a machine that allows you to pause time for 24 hours. You can do anything you want as long as you follow these rules:

- You don't need to eat, sleep, drink, go to the toilet
- You do not get fatigue from performing actions
- Need for food (hunger), need to go to toilet and need for rest are all on pause during the 24 hours
- You cannot perform any action that you cannot normally do (such as lift multiple times your own weight etc)
- All electrical equipment is frozen also and therefore inactive during the 24 hours
- You must return to the machine before the 24 hours are up
- You cannot destroy the machine

When would you activate the maching and what would you do?

I would activate it in the middle of the night and move everyone in my suburb one house to the left so that they wake up next door.

Gonna be an awesome morning :p
Sorry. Still trying to get over the concept of 24 hours frozen in time.
 

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rvbnut said:
Imagine you find a machine that allows you to pause time for 24 hours. You can do anything you want as long as you follow these rules:

- You don't need to eat, sleep, drink, go to the toilet
- You do not get fatigue from performing actions
- Need for food (hunger), need to go to toilet and need for rest are all on pause during the 24 hours
- You cannot perform any action that you cannot normally do (such as lift multiple times your own weight etc)
- All electrical equipment is frozen also and therefore inactive during the 24 hours
- You must return to the machine before the 24 hours are up
- You cannot destroy the machine

When would you activate the maching and what would you do?

I would activate it in the middle of the night and move everyone in my suburb one house to the left so that they wake up next door.

Gonna be an awesome morning :p
Hmmmm... This is really interesting! I really like this post! Well done :D

OT :

I would go back to my EX-GFs house and see how she is doing, call it spying if you must. Just to see how she is doing without me there, if she needs help or something. I would probably kick her new bf in the balls while at it, and put a frilly dress on him, just to make him look stupid enough.

Also, I would steal the best computer I could find and steal some warhammer that I always wanted from my local store. Also, check people's pockets as I walk around in town, just casually casually take whatever they have.

Grab a bucket from KFC.

Take a pee in middle of the street, next to a policeman.

Probably slap a nice girl's plumpy ass or somethin'

I would make a cake for a girl I like in my college, and leave a mysterious note.
 

Ruzinus

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I'm gonna go with "save it for a time sensitive situation."

Unless it can be used over and over... in which case I would read a lot.