2nd Cannibalistic Attack in the US in a week

[senordesol]

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/05/31/maryland-man-arrested-after-admitting-to-killing-eating-roommate

Another day, another report of a horrifying cannibalistic attack. Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Maryland man was arrested Wednesday for killing and eating the brain and heart of his roommate...

...The alleged killer admitted to chopping up his roommate with a knife and eating his heart and part of his brain in Joppa, Md., about 17 miles northeast of Baltimore. According to arresting documents, police found two metal tins containing a human head and hands in the basement of Kinyua's home.

Man flesh is too gamey for my tastes.

Captcha: finger lickin good...um...guys...I think Captcha wants to eat us.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

My city is near Joppa D: I gotta start barricading my house now...

 

[lRookiel]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

 

[Black Arrow Officer]

I won't last a day on my own, I can guarantee you that. I guess if I run really quickly, I could make it into the navy base near my house before they close the doors.

 

[Doclector]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Thing is, the two cases aren't connected. They'd be more local.

And besides, the victim was chopped up. Zack's usage of weaponry and tools is haphazard at it's very best, making this likely to be an all too human case of cannibalism.

EDIT: I just read that. Damn I need to lay off the max brooks...

 

[Hazy992]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders

 

[Nouw]

It has begun...
[sub]Come to NZ and be safe![/sub]

 

[lRookiel]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Thing is, the two cases aren't connected. They'd be more local.

And besides, the victim was chopped up. Zack's usage of weaponry and tools is haphazard at it's very best, making this likely to be an all too human case of cannibalism.

EDIT: I just read that. Damn I need to lay off the max brooks...

Maybe Max was wrong! Maybe they can use tools! Maybe they... learn!

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders

You can't be sure Hazy, Umbrella has it's ways....

>.>

<.<

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Glad I live far away from America. Hopefully when you guys are all killed by zombies the virus doesn't cross the ocean.

Mind you a zombie can survive being washed away by the oceans currents...

 

[Luftwaffles]

It has begun...
[sub]Come to NZ and be safe![/sub]

Dont bring the infection here, are you crazy?

Brb buynig a ruger mini14.

 

[Hazy992]

You can't be sure Hazy, Umbrella has it's ways....

>.>

<.<

Well I hope you've got a zombie survival contingency plan just in case! They said I was mad wasting thousands of pounds on zombie survival kits, but I'll show them. I'll show them all!!!

 

[Nouw]

It has begun...
[sub]Come to NZ and be safe![/sub]

Dont bring the infection here, are you crazy?

Brb buynig a ruger mini14.

I suppose there is a risk of zombie sheep/cow. Oh god, that would be terrifying.

 

[lRookiel]

You can't be sure Hazy, Umbrella has it's ways....

>.>

<.<

Well I hope you've got a zombie survival contingency plan just in case! They said I was mad wasting thousands of pounds on zombie survival kits, but I'll show them. I'll show them all!!!

I live in a village populated by farmers/hunters and old wealthy people, they basically have forts for houses!

I would just eliminate the elderly and take their fort houses + weps :3

 

[Doclector]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Thing is, the two cases aren't connected. They'd be more local.

And besides, the victim was chopped up. Zack's usage of weaponry and tools is haphazard at it's very best, making this likely to be an all too human case of cannibalism.

EDIT: I just read that. Damn I need to lay off the max brooks...

Maybe Max was wrong! Maybe they can use tools! Maybe they... learn!

*slaps* DAMMIT MAN, MAX IS NEVER WRONG!

Also, they arrested him. I think they'd have trouble with the reading of rights and stuff...

 

[Luftwaffles]

It has begun...
[sub]Come to NZ and be safe![/sub]

Dont bring the infection here, are you crazy?

Brb buynig a ruger mini14.

I suppose there is a risk of zombie sheep/cow. Oh god, that would be terrifying.

Brb, getting a plane ticket to antartica via chch.

 

[Hazy992]

You can't be sure Hazy, Umbrella has it's ways....

>.>

<.<

Well I hope you've got a zombie survival contingency plan just in case! They said I was mad wasting thousands of pounds on zombie survival kits, but I'll show them. I'll show them all!!!

I live in a village populated by farmers/hunters and old wealthy people, they basically have forts for houses!

I would just eliminate the elderly and take their fort houses + weps :3

Oh yeah, all the farmers are gonna be packing heat aren't they? That's not to mention the farming equipment! I like your style!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..Yep, America definitely has a case of zombie apocalypse impending.

Be a gent and close your borders before the res-..

...

Wait, didn't Canada have a gay porn star cannibal just recently too?

Oh god.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Only in america would we concider a mentally insaine guy using a knife to kill his roomate and eat his enternal organs a "Zombie"

 

[TheLizardKing]

Keep your zombie virus shit in the US please.

 

[Pinkamena]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders

Reminds me of Madagascar in Pandemic... "President Madagascar! A man in Brazil is coughing!" And then they shut down their harbor. Fucking pricks.