2nd Cannibalistic Attack in the US in a week

[Blobpie]

You know, i hear human meat tastes like pork

 

[PinkiePyro]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders

well have fun with your 28 weeks later scenario

mean while I am gonna start preping for my zombie survival plan

gather up canned food and my knife collection and drive to northern Maine and live on a small island up there with some ppl I know who live on the island and have a fishing boat

why maine the coasts are mostly steep and rocky (no sea zacks) the population is small (less zack overall) and its cold (zacks freeze solid)

and no I will not say where in maine I dont want you guys coming up and mooching pillz and supplys

 

[Doclector]

Just googled it up a little, and apparently, the first dude (the naked one) was high on a drug based upon...bath salts.

Either there's some kind of cover up utilising "so ridiculous it must be true" tactics, or this is the wierdest week of news in history. Naked man bites face off-high on bath salts. That's a headline from my surreal dreams, right there.

Although, to be fair, I know a couple of people who tend to get awful bitey when they're drunk, so maybe bath salts can lead to cannibalism, who knows.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...Jesus Christ! Why not just shoot them and save everyone some time?! ...What?

 

[yeti585]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders

Reminds me of Madagascar in Pandemic... "President Madagascar! A man in Brazil is coughing!" And then they shut down their harbor. Fucking pricks.

I had a weird inkling to kill off humanity the other day, so I fired up pandemic 2. I, for the first time, had no problem with Madagascar. I guess that's fate poking me with a stick.
OT:Has this man been in contact with anyone from Florida lately? Also, they are blaming the Florida zombie on.... bath salts?

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Supermarket maybe a minute's jog from my house, easily barricadable, plenty of supplies and onsite fuel station. There's a car dealership and doctor's office within half a mile too.

Also, I'm not in America, that helps my chances.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

I blame rock & roll, Grand Theft Auto AND those lewd and terrible Disney films! MANKIND'S TIME HAS COME!

Only, I jest, truly.

 

[dalek sec]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Thing is, the two cases aren't connected. They'd be more local.

And besides, the victim was chopped up. Zack's usage of weaponry and tools is haphazard at it's very best, making this likely to be an all too human case of cannibalism.

EDIT: I just read that. Damn I need to lay off the max brooks...

Either that or Umbrella sent one of their clean up crews/hit squads to kill all witness' and cover up the truth.

OT: I doubt it's like the first one, this guy used tools on his roomate so I doubt it's a zombie problem. I'll be honest, if it's the start of a outbreak I'm fucked, pure and simple.

 

[piinyouri]

Stupid bath heads.

 

[Xan Krieger]

and then there's the guy in New Jersey who threw his organs at police

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html?ref=mostpopular

"Heinemann said he believes that drugs or mental illness may have led to the horrific incident, but those details haven't been confirmed."

Ya freakin think!?

 

[MammothBlade]

Stupid zombies, they're (usually) the only ones thick enough to get caught. I've been doing this for ~ centuries and not once have I had human law enforcement on my tail.

 

[GistoftheFist]

You know, i hear human meat tastes like pork

In a Cracked.com article about serial killers, one guy who killed and ate his victim said humans taste like tuna. Here's hoping we don't find out for sure.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Okay, now I'm getting a little worried.

Police: Woman killed her infant, ate part of brain [http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-baby-killed_N.htm]

Just googled it up a little, and apparently, the first dude (the naked one) was high on a drug based upon...bath salts.

The "bath salts" appelation is street slang, like "weed" and "blow". It's got nothing to do with actual bath salts (like Epsom salts).

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders

Reminds me of Madagascar in Pandemic... "President Madagascar! A man in Brazil is coughing!" And then they shut down their harbor. Fucking pricks.

Haha Pandemic is awesome. The game doesn't make much sense.

I like the strategy of having nearly no symptoms until I'm in every country and then using all my saved up points to make the disease mutate something horrible like kidney failure that kills everyone. Bit weird that it mutates the disease across the entire world.

Though usually yeah, Madagascar is all that's left, and they get to inherit the earth. Everyone in the future will be descended for the people of Madagascar lol.

 

[Blobpie]

You know, i hear human meat tastes like pork

In a Cracked.com article about serial killers, one guy who killed and ate his victim said humans taste like tuna. Here's hoping we don't find out for sure.

And here i thought everything tasted like chicken -_-

 

[DarkhoIlow]

I don't live in the US so I can say I'm particularly safe.

 

[Meight08]

Okay, now I'm getting a little worried.

Police: Woman killed her infant, ate part of brain [http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-baby-killed_N.htm]

Just googled it up a little, and apparently, the first dude (the naked one) was high on a drug based upon...bath salts.

The "bath salts" appelation is street slang, like "weed" and "blow". It's got nothing to do with actual bath salts (like Epsom salts).

That happened in 2009 so it´s an isolated case.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

My city is near Joppa D: I gotta start barricading my house now...

I feel you man. I live in Roland Park. Say if this spreads, how's a murder-suicide pact sound to you? It's weird though, I just read something on cracked.com about how now people are talking about all these because of the face chewer dude...