2nd Cannibalistic Attack in the US in a week

[RatRace123]

Jesus, that is bizarre.

Fortunately I have a friend who's house is chock full of weapons. So long as I can get there before the cannibal murderers (or zombies, as that's the far more likely explanation.) I should be safe.

 

[kortin]

Yeah...no. The first one was a result of drug psychosis and this one the person used tools. Not buying it.

Seriously, people are just paying more attention to these sorts of thigns because of some high off his ass drug junkie down in Florida.

 

[ElPatron]

Glad I live far away from America. Hopefully when you guys are all killed by zombies the virus doesn't cross the ocean.

Mind you a zombie can survive being washed away by the oceans currents...

>implying there aren't humans who are immune to the virus carrying it on planes right now.

Just googled it up a little, and apparently, the first dude (the naked one) was high on a drug based upon...bath salts.

Mephedrone was never found to cause cannibalism. It stinks like a cover-up, I bet someone was playing around with chemicals and designed a new kind of drug.

 

[The Funslinger]

God, America with your cannibals. All we have to put up with here in England is the Welsh and Lancastrians shagging sheep...

It's not their fault. They don't understand the Ramifications.

 

[DaWaffledude]

TO MADAGASCAR! AWAY!

 

[2733]

one is an event, two is a coincidence, three is a pattern so I'm not too worried just yet. That said I have a strange desire to work on my cardio.

 

[Bradeck]

This is not cannibalism. No where near it. Each case has been a person whacked out on the "new" bath salts drug. I quote new because I live in Rockland Maine, where bath salts have been a MAJOR problem for the past three years. It started in 2007 though, and since then our emergency rooms have been overflowing with these people.

Bath Salts is like LSD, only along with the high comes a near psychotic rage, and it takes 48-96 hours for it to come down. Then, it takes 1-2 WEEKS for the drug to leave to person's system, all the while that person can still have "flash backs" and go into another tantrum.

Each person needs to be literally strapped down, with zero possible movement, and put on IV for two weeks. Just by checking, the Pen Bay ER has over 200 cases currently occupying beds.

This is, without a doubt, the worst drug EVER to hit our country. Surprisingly enough, it was imported from China, legally, for literally bath salts. Now teenagers are buying it off the streets for 15 bucks a hit, and costing my town millions in reserve police, doctors, health care, and other issues.

 

[Xangba]

I already know my plan. Blast my way to the shore and get a cruise ship. My friends and I are sailing our way through the zombie attack.

 

[Someone Depressing]

I'm honestly fucking worried, now. This is probably like Dead Rising, where terrorists infected orphan children and sent them all over the world (through in DR it was only America but whatever shut up).

Honestly, random cannibal attacks just.. don't.. normally happen without a reason.

Ofcourse, I live the Great Britain, so atlest I can have panic attacks, looking at the visible zombie horde over the Channel, without getting my brains muched. Poor France. They'll never see it coming.

 

[nuba km]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders

Reminds me of Madagascar in Pandemic... "President Madagascar! A man in Brazil is coughing!" And then they shut down their harbor. Fucking pricks.

Haha Pandemic is awesome. The game doesn't make much sense.

I like the strategy of having nearly no symptoms until I'm in every country and then using all my saved up points to make the disease mutate something horrible like kidney failure that kills everyone. Bit weird that it mutates the disease across the entire world.

Though usually yeah, Madagascar is all that's left, and they get to inherit the earth. Everyone in the future will be descended for the people of Madagascar lol.

I one time tried that strategy but within a week madagascar closed its borders and started working on a cure, TO A DISEASE WITH NO SYMPTOMS.

 

[kortin]

This is not cannibalism. No where near it. Each case has been a person whacked out on the "new" bath salts drug. I quote new because I live in Rockland Maine, where bath salts have been a MAJOR problem for the past three years. It started in 2007 though, and since then our emergency rooms have been overflowing with these people.

Bath Salts is like LSD, only along with the high comes a near psychotic rage, and it takes 48-96 hours for it to come down. Then, it takes 1-2 WEEKS for the drug to leave to person's system, all the while that person can still have "flash backs" and go into another tantrum.

Each person needs to be literally strapped down, with zero possible movement, and put on IV for two weeks. Just by checking, the Pen Bay ER has over 200 cases currently occupying beds.

This is, without a doubt, the worst drug EVER to hit our country. Surprisingly enough, it was imported from China, legally, for literally bath salts. Now teenagers are buying it off the streets for 15 bucks a hit, and costing my town millions in reserve police, doctors, health care, and other issues.

Well, it's nice to hear it from a doctor (I assume you are since you say "our emergency rooms" as if you worked there). I had a feeling it was drug related. That drug is incredibly terrifying though.

 

[Xangba]

Yeah...no. The first one was a result of drug psychosis and this one the person used tools. Not buying it.

Seriously, people are just paying more attention to these sorts of thigns because of some high off his ass drug junkie down in Florida.

It's all in good fun, no need to be so serious about it. How many here do you think really believe the zombie apocalypse is hitting us? Most people like having a little fun.

 

[BlackStar42]

Meanwhile, in Madagascar...

Spoiler

I should probably buy Mr Brooks' survival guide. Might need it soon.

 

[sky14kemea]

Okay... The second I hear about a case in the UK, I'm gonna board up all my doors and windows....

This is freaky now. ;_;

 

[deathninja]

Fleeing to Madagascar, seriously people...

...not played any of the newer games? It's all about Greenland.

 

[Flames66]

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Thing is, the two cases aren't connected. They'd be more local.

And besides, the victim was chopped up. Zack's usage of weaponry and tools is haphazard at it's very best, making this likely to be an all too human case of cannibalism.

EDIT: I just read that. Damn I need to lay off the max brooks...

There's probably cases that haven't yet been discovered. Don't all start flying over here you damned colonials!!

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

This shit is scaring me just a little bit. Better start fucking as much people as possible before i develop a taste for flesh.

 

[DanielBrown]

We had a cannibalistic attack in Sweden the other day as well. Some doctor thought his wife was cheating, so he cut off her lips and ate them. D:
Must've been pretty chewy.