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Dys

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Portal Maniac said:
Dys said:
3. Complete control over my body: The ability to mould every aspect of my body, coupled with complete awareness of my physical state. (effectively immortality so long as I'm not killed, as I can constantly reverse any effect aging has on me, also I could maintain a good build while eating crap and not excersizing and heal injuries instantly).
Do you mean being able to mold your body like clay to amuse you or complete control of the bodily functions (breathing, digestion, heat rate, etc.)? Or both?
I had meant complete control and functionality of bodily functions and organs (like toning muscles, strengthening lungs etc).
However now that you've mentioned the clay thing and since it was ambiguous enough for the wish granter to have not known what I meant, we'll go with both.
 

Reaperman Wompa

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Really Rich.

A really, really, amazingly good Warhammer 40K MMO, that is huge and really fun. plus maybe constant mini updates and sequels.

Organ in the body that negates all negative qualities of anything I take. Meaning I can eat a pile of ecstasy pills and be fine. Also it never runs out or dies.


In all reality, they are selfish, but I'd throw money at charities. They're my wishes so I plan to enjoy them.
 

Incompl te

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I wish I had a device that granted wishes (not breaking rules)
I wish said device can never break or run out of power. Also only works at my command
I wish 4chan imploded.
I wish The Holiday Council thread never gets locked.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Hmm...

I wish I had the power to dominate the world.
I wish I had the knowledge, wisdom and compassion to rule the world well.
I wish I had a pony.

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Oh, wait, loads of people have done the rule the world thing. Screw that. Can I have another go?

I wish for a sort of temporary insanity while doing anything considered art(music, painting, whatever) that made me absolutely fantastic at whatever I was doing.
I wish I was muscular, attractive, and had a wang that would be considered the perfect size to all women.
I wish... I wish I had a pony.
 

DrunkenKitty

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1- I wish for more wishes.
2- I wish to steal everyone else's wishes.
3- I wish for the power to grant my own wishes.
4- I think everyone else made foolish wishes.
5- I wish to un-wish this post and everything inside this post.

What can I say? I'm a rebel.
 

MasterStratus

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1- I wish I had $100
2- I wish I had some Jell-o
3- I wish I didn't make those stupid wishes... Goddammit!!
 

Hippobatman

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- Psychic powers
- The ability to play the guitar perfectly
- And I want a great singing voice which fits the heavy metal scene

Imagine that concert.
 

Dorian

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Chapper said:
- Psychic powers
- The ability to play the guitar perfectly
- And I want a great singing voice which fits the heavy metal scene

Imagine that concert.
Let's see, burning reckage that used to be vehicles, music so loud that it's breaking people's eardrums on different landmasses, people shaking their heads so hard they are in danger of breaking their necks, and a levitating lead guitarist with hair going every which way.


Sounds fun.
 

Datalord

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1. i would wish for the ability to fuse and split atoms at will and absorb the energy. I could make gold if i was poor, and split uranium or fuse hydrogen if i get annoyed

2. I would wish for talent, skill, insight, and ability in every craft, trade, career, and game equal or greater to the talent, skill, insight, and ability, of the greatest virtuoso in that craft, trade, career, or game in the history of the universe

3.i would wish for the ability to perceive and and travel through all dimensions, no just our 3
 

Dorian

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I've been thinking this for a while.


For all of you who wish for the ability to fly without specifics, here's a couple of plane tickets. Wish granted! Hahaha!
 

Dubiousduke

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1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
 

pyros550

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1. To be able to extend my peni through someone's ear and out the other.
2. Invisibility
3. To be japanese
 

Ursus Astrorum

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1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
Wait... If you can teleport, then why the hell would you need to fly really fast?
 

Dubiousduke

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Michael_McCloud said:
Dubiousduke said:
1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
Wait... If you can teleport, then why the hell would you need to fly really fast?
Because flying is awesome.

duh
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Dubiousduke said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Dubiousduke said:
1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
Wait... If you can teleport, then why the hell would you need to fly really fast?
Because flying is awesome.

duh
I wasn't denying that. But if you could teleport anywhere you wished, why would you need to fly really fast? You could fly at an average pace and then poof anywhere you wished in a hurry.
 

Sh4dowSpec

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1.) The ability to create, sustain and manipulte fire. (this includes things like plasma, lava, and explosions, too)

2.) The ability to teleport to anywhere in the universe instantaneously.

3.) The ability to make living, intellegent copies of myself which I sustain and control with my mind.
 

Dubiousduke

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Michael_McCloud said:
Dubiousduke said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Dubiousduke said:
1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
Wait... If you can teleport, then why the hell would you need to fly really fast?
Because flying is awesome.

duh
I wasn't denying that. But if you could teleport anywhere you wished, why would you need to fly really fast? You could fly at an average pace and then poof anywhere you wished in a hurry.
Some day you'll realize that going fast is super fun.

I could race airplanes, or chase after the space shuttles.