3 Wishes?

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Popadoo

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I only really want one thing...

The ability to morph into anybody, male or female, at anytime, no strings attached.

What? You can check yourself out AND make money by selling photos of nude celebs.
Good god what has the internet done to me...?
 

kidwithxboxlive

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NinjaDeathSlap said:
1) Absolute world piece and equality
2) Everlasting youth for everyone
3) For Olivia Wilde to be my permanent booty call (hey, I had to have one selfish one right)
Don't mean to burst your bubble, but there will never be world PEACE, not PIECE. There will always be people who can find wrong with things and start a war.

OT: More genies/wishes
Be as sexy as fuck
Cure for cancer, im a generous bastard
 

Canadamus Prime

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1. To never have to take anymore goddamn pills of any kind for as long as I live.
2. To banish all lawyers, esp. the ambulance chasers, to some sort of neither realm where they'll suffer in unspeakable agony for all eternity.
3. And finally...
FunGuy155 said:
No more freaking racism, sexism, religious extremists
...or Political Correctness.
 

Arina Love

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Ok. well if there is no limit i guess
1. Have ALL powers of a Q,i.e. omnipotence (from Star Trek)
Now i don't need other 2 wishes as i'm immortal, can control time, matter and everything in universe, basically unlimited power.
 

Shadie777

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1. I wish for every single human,present and future, to understand the language of every living being with a brain. We would be able to understand each other and most animals ^_^
2. For all the continents to be joined into a supercontinent without any living thing getting hurt. It might fuck up the world though.
3. to rewind time if wish 1 or 2 somehow backfires.
 

NinjaDeathSlap

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kidwithxboxlive said:
NinjaDeathSlap said:
1) Absolute world piece and equality
2) Everlasting youth for everyone
3) For Olivia Wilde to be my permanent booty call (hey, I had to have one selfish one right)
Don't mean to burst your bubble, but there will never be world PEACE, not PIECE. There will always be people who can find wrong with things and start a war.

OT: More genies/wishes
Be as sexy as fuck
Cure for cancer, im a generous bastard
Dude, it's a world where a genie has just turned up and granted me 3 wishes. Real world logic does not apply here. Therefore I can have whatever the hell I want :p

fixed, by the way
 

Knight Captain Kerr

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1 To be immortal and not the crappy still grow old kind.
2 To be able to morph into anything or anyone.
3 Free the genie I guess.
 

DirgeNovak

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1)I want Jim Sterling's copies of Skyrim to teleport themselves in my hands, so he can't gloat about it anymore.
2)An infinite supply of money.
3)Mind control.
 

MrMixelPixel

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1. Immortality - I don't age past 25. My body can't be harmed or altered in anyway. I don't feel too much pain.

2. Teleportation - If I can think of the place, I can will myself and everything on my person there at anytime.

3. Time Travel- I can travel to different points in time. When traveling I will appear in the closest area with open space.
 

The Funslinger

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dave1004 said:
1. Immortality (But I can die if I truly wish to.)
2. Ability to control my dreams to every single minute detail.
3. Ability to enter any TV show, Anime, Movie, Video game etc, and do whatever I want, under my own terms and conditions. Time will not pass in the "Real World" when I am in one of these virtual universes.
If you had the third one, I highly doubt you'd need the second one very much, or vice versa.

OT:

1) Perfect physical condition (get the pesky requirement to train my body up for the Royal Marines)

2) Economical golden age

3) Successful and lucrative career in the Royal Marines leaving me financially capable of carrying on with my life plan.

Quite grounded, but the stuff there that benefits me is within reach I suppose.
 

The Funslinger

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Kakulukia said:
1)I want Jim Sterling's copies of Skyrim to teleport themselves in my hands, so he can't gloat about it anymore.
2)An infinite supply of money.
3)Mind control.
He has Skyrim? Where'd you find that out?
 

Totenkopf

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1. Omnipotence
2. Omniscience
3. A cookie

I think this is a pretty good deal, what do you say?
I say, let the reshaping of reality begin!
 

DirgeNovak

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binnsyboy said:
Kakulukia said:
1)I want Jim Sterling's copies of Skyrim to teleport themselves in my hands, so he can't gloat about it anymore.
2)An infinite supply of money.
3)Mind control.
He has Skyrim? Where'd you find that out?
He unboxed the Collector's Edition on Destructoid - and he has had his standard review copy for a couple days. He's been gloating a bit about it on Twitter.