3 word story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oppp7]

...until the badgers...

 

[yohongogliness]

... came for him...

 

[dragonslayer32]

...in his sleep...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...that made him...

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

...a freaking superhero...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

but also a...