$4 Billion, what do you do with it?

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Lexodus

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Bank the fuck out of it, let it gain interest. Live well, but don't go too over the top. Maybe a nice house, a Herkimer Battle Jitney and a music studio with some decent instruments.

Oh, and a midget butler!
 

ReincarnatedFTP

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Never work a day (in a "real job") in my life and invest some of it for more money later in the off chance that everything else goes dry.

I suppose I could move to a foreign country.
Go to raves and concerts and party my ass of while I can.
Take whatever the hell random college courses I want to.
Become an antifa and use my (basically, in this scenario) constant supply of money to bail out comrades and myself.
I'd also allocate some money to friends I deem worthy.
 

TK421

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I would lift my Jeep, put 20" tires (not rims) on it, and tint the windows. I would also buy a 1956 Corvette, a 1979 Corvette, a 2006 corvette, a Lamborghini, a Ferrari, and insurance for all of them.

With the rest I would
GrinningManiac said:
"let it gain interest in the bank"
Oh, and I'd give a million to each of my friends.
 

Simriel

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Buy a nice flat, Retire for life, and spend my days all the latest games, movies, good T.V shows and writing a novel.
 

GrinningManiac

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fix-the-spade said:
I'd...

Put $2billion is carefully considered investments to gradually increase my fortune. Then the rest would go an making sure me and my family had no debts to worry about. With the remain $1.9billion I'm off round the world liek everyone else, it's always downhill season somewhere!
You broke the one rule!

OT: I'm all for the France invasion, but only if I can do this:

 

More Fun To Compute

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You people know that France has Nukes, right? Not ones that they loan from the US like us in the UK either, they have a lot of their own.
 

Superbeast

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If *ANY* of you invade France, you *have* to go through Belgium.

Third time lucky and all that. Plus I'd love the irony.
 

kotorfan04

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I think I am gonna build an indestructible spider tank, nuclear powered, and make sure it can double as a boat. Then I am going to mount some laserbeams and rocket launchers on it and become emperor of Africa. (Then Invade France)
 

Mcupobob

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Give 3 billion away, and not to some charity I would go door to door at random places and homeless people and what not and give them 1 million sure it would take awhile but the look of happiness on there face would be priceless then take my last billon put it in a bank and live off the intrest.
 

Daemonicium

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Superbeast said:
If *ANY* of you invade France, you *have* to go through Belgium.

Third time lucky and all that. Plus I'd love the irony.
But that'd give the French time to run away! :S
 

evilartist

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Assuming that the money was already taxed, 3 billion would go to charity. I would do it in an interesting way: instead of donating 3 out of 4 right off the bat, I would let it collect interest in a bank (hear me out!), and after a five- or whatever-year period, I would take out the interest and donate that. I would then let that money build interest again, and I repeat the process.

The other billion is waaaay more than I need, so I would spend maybe half a billion on friends and family, and the rest on supporting myself the rest of my life.

I'm a simple person, I know, but if I had to spend it on something more creative, it would be for something too perverse to even mention on these forums.
 

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Give a million to my best friend in need. Its chump change to me but for him its a lot. Then I'd pimp out the house I already live in and hide the fact that I'm rich. Then buy computers and help my police force solve crimes with all the advantages I have, like batman.
 

RanD00M

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Give my parents about 100 millions.My brother and sister 50 millions each.10 millions to 10 random charity's.And then the rest is mine.
 

neoontime

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I buy a pool of pennies
then i research what dangerous effects it has on me
If i get cancer i buy a rocket to fly into the sun