$4 Billion, what do you do with it?

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Datalord

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Build a Giant Pudding statue of Cthulhu in New York City
Higher a studio audience for my everyday life
Bribe Yahtzee to publicly apologize to all yankee twats
Roll in money, laughing maniacally
Bathe in money, laughing maniacally


Oh, the list is endless
 

Chaossebba

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First I'd buy all the crap I want, this means a bigger house, bigass TV, bigass luxury furniture, the works.

Second of all I'd give a little something to my friends cause hey, I can spare a million out 4 billion.

Thirdly I'd donate a bit to charity so I dont feel like a jackass when people bring up that I should.

And then we'll see really, maybe invade France or something.

(apologies if there is any grammar that makes you sick or something, but its 2 AM over here so bare with me.)
 

Metric Monkey

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Buy the Thousand Dollar Steampunk Memory Stick [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/96405-The-Thousand-Dollar-Steampunk-Memory-Stick].
Then, after that. I have no idea what I'd buy.
 

StonkThis

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"Buy a ball pit"

"What are you gonna do with the other 3.999 billion?"

"I don't fucking care, I got a ball pit!"
 

stone0042

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milkoy said:
Goodness knows.

I guess I'd go travelling for a year. Buy some dick-wetting motorbikes for me and a friend and go on an adventure, then I guess I'd buy a few houses, a flat in the city centre, a house in the 'burbs and one in Monte Carlo or some fancy place like that.

Then I'd kick back for a while and repeat the paragraph above every now and then.
Off topic, but I wanted to say that I love your avatar. The Office is the single funniest show I've ever seen
 

Gmano

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I would try to make an AI for a house, then build a house with aformentioned AI ~.5-1 bill

Alternative, renewable energies ~couple bill

donate to or set up a charity. a bunch

Save about .5 bill, use interest to pay off my taxes.
 

darraghmck

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ha u ever watched spaced? Nick Frost's character gets kicked out of the army for stealing a tank and trying to invade paris :L
 

Joshimodo

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I'd wish I had £4 billion.

I'd buy everything I ever wanted (Bugatti Veyron, 1969 Cheverolet Camaro in black, custom, ultra-modern house in Sweden or Atland Islands filled with custom or IKEA stuff, the most advanced PC possible, with custom-made parts direct from the manufacturer, a boat) and kit my family out with whatever they wanted.

I'd put $1 billion in the bank for safety, and live off the interest. Whittle away at the rest.
 

tmujir955

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More Fun To Compute said:
I would give it to a banker becuase they all work so hard and deserve it.
I...*gasp*... think I'm choking...*gasp*... from laughter...
 

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Build a computer that can run Crysis 2... on Ultra... at 60 frames per second! And then buy a taco. And then I'd be too poor to actually buy Crysis 2.

I kid, I kid. I would do one of the following:

- Give each member of my immediate family, and each of my friends, $100,000 dollars. (I'd pay the gift tax, too.) Then I would found my very own game company and, freed from the financial constraints of most companies, I would set out to make nothing but the absolute best games ever. And I'd hire Yahtzee to be an in-house consultant.

OR

- I would build my very own steampunk airship, with which I could rule the skies and prey upon entire nations.
 

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clairedelune said:
2 chicks at once
You rock like feldspar. Huge cookie.
OT: Forget buying a private island, I'd build a floating one the size of Crete, which I'd keep in international waters, safe from the rule of all but international maritime law. Then I'd make it a haven for scientists who want to research things no country will let them do, and fund it all by peddling vice. After that was up and running, I'd build self-supporting fortress-compounds all over the world, at least 10 of 'em. Then I'd build a private army to counter right-wing nutjob groups like Blackwater. Then I'd start buying up huge tracts of land in threatened ecosystems like rainforests and fragile riparian and alpine zones, and around the edges of the Sahara, and use my private soldiers to keep them from being further damaged. I'm sure there's more, but my 4 bils ran out a while ago, so I'll leave you with two final words: Aerospace Research.
EDIT: I forgot taking down Monsanto. By the time all my various enterprises are up and running, I'm pretty sure I could accomplish that. And EA, the bastards.
 

MercylessMing

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I would buy a copy of every game, play through them, then smash any that ever had a water level. Then with the remaining money and time left in my life I would drink myself to death.