$4 Billion, what do you do with it?
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Me, I would build the world's hugest bottle of Diet Coke, and the world's Largest Mentos, then, the rest would be history!
Swiss bank account the cah-rap outta it, pay off (student) loans for me, family, friends etc. Travel the world with a group of friends, kayak, sailing, finally learn to pass driving test. Lambo Balboni, new kayaks/canoes for the boyfriend, Porsch 911, kayaks, canoes, Topper Xenon (sailing dinghy) for me. Nice houses/apartments for the pair of us, then live off the interest, until our deaths (simultaneously, whilst doing something outdoorsy and awesome, quite possibly just after uttering the words "it's perfectly safe - watch this!") Whereupon the money would be split between pre-determined charities.
That doesn't require 4 billion. You just need a big stick, a loudspeaker, and a sudden shock. They'll all run in the other direction. Which comes to about £50 spent on the invasion. [/racial stereotyping]pimppeter2 said:
Then you can spend the rest on other things
OT: I'd give at least $1b to various charities, partly because I'm just that nice and partly because it's what I keep telling the pissing government to do over and over again and don't want to be a hypocrite by not sticking to my own beliefs. But instead they fund useless stuff like the LHC for even greater sums of cash.
The rest is going to be stored in a bank, I'll live off the interest. Oh, and some of it goes towards global domination, but I reckon I can manage that on a $2b budget.
Buy a mansion in every major country where I could travel to once in a while. This would also be an investement since I (or my heirs) could sell the old mansions later on, for economical gain. Then I'd start traveling around the world, living like an ordinary hitchiker. I would live, and use the same budjet a normal hitchiker would.
Buy a shit ton of games and Mountain Dew
Oh, and have a few gold digging women too. It's okay, they don't have morals.
Oh, and have a few gold digging women too. It's okay, they don't have morals.
I'd use it to finally build my secret underground bunker/factory and use a bunch to hire a private army and arm them with weapons and other tech of my own design... and probably hire an excellent surgeon to help me install certain... upgrades...
if you want specifics... i could tell you... but then you would have to disappear.
if you want specifics... i could tell you... but then you would have to disappear.
Hmmm I would buy/build several of luxury zombie apartments all over the world, build a spectacular zombie proof house in Australia maybe on an island, buy a large self contained yacht filled with supplies, buy a lot of guns and zombie proof vehicles. Pretty much pander to my zombie paranoia.
That and a lot of parties, chicks and booze.
That and a lot of parties, chicks and booze.
Use the money to create a fortress city in the southern ocean complete with towering walls with aa battery missiles and plenty of SAM's, an airport also, create a PMC or an army and live in a palace with a view of the whole city. eventually I would get bored and invade the nearest land which happens to be Antarctica. Huh a war with the penguins, never saw it coming.
