40000000000 things fallout 3 characters would never say.

[Fniff]

Simple as pie. You say things that bethesda would never dare to say. For fallout 3 fans and IT'S A JOKE THREAD!
Vault 101 Radio: Enjoy vault-- Oh I can't do this. You are in an experiment to see the result of social effects. I didn't want to tell you.

Moria Brown: I am your mother!
Lone Wanderer: **Falls on knees** NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Halfbreed13]

.....The fuck?

 

[ZeeClone]

*facepalm*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Dammit, I always knew there was something about Moira

 

[Total LOLige]

cooooool
lone wanderer: ill kill amata if you dont tell me the pass word
overseer: go ahead

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

I don't get it, what are we doing?

 

[Pm0n3y]

"You just pulled a Dick Move Extraordinaire?"

 

[TheScarecrow]

Random townperson: "Hey man, you got any money, I need my fix man, I'll do anything. I just need some heroine man, you got any?"

It just continues like that.

 

[Ancientgamer]

Report and move on.

 

[infinisynth]

GNR has such a huge library of music.

 

[Poketom]

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

"This thread is awesome."

Yeah, I went there!

 

[happysock]

Report and move on.

Why are we reporting him? It's a joke thread

 

[Dorian]

The Lone Wanderer: Pretty much anything other than "GAH!" or "AHH!"

President John Henry Eden: "Fuck you, Enclave. Fuck you."

Dear Old Dad: "I never loved you, you God damned evil bastard."

ANYONE EVAR IN THE UNIVERSE: "Lawl".

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

You could explain the whole premise instead of an ill-planned "Read the title" especially since there's a few confused people replying.
Also this should definately be in the Forum Games section. We have it for a reason.
Mods, could you move the thread, please?

Report and move on.

It's a jokey game thread. It's simply been misplaced, no need to report as inappropriate.

 

[Deleric]

..I don't get it.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

'The Saviour of the Wastes is a queer. Grah! I hate him so damn much! Let Three-Dog off the leash! He's gonna hack and whack and smack and snack on some saviour! Screw you, Roy Brown, I don't care if you're a mighty, mighty man - and if you don't wanna set the world on fire, don't come complaining to me! Gah! All you guys make me so annoyed! Stop looking me straight in the face when you talk to me! And I mean, where did you come from? The uncanhny valley? Jeez... and I thought the freaks were the super mutants. It's you - it's all you! I mean, I could talk to a super mutant and not feel weirded out. You... you're not meant to look like that. And deathclaws! Don't get me started on deathclaws! Why the hell do they fly so far when you shoot them? Why? 'Oh I'm a deathclaw and I'm gonna attack you and *BOOM*! lightspeed! Jesus, I'm so sick of my life in the wastes! And now some Roy Brown, with 'Mighty Mighty Man'!'

Oh, and reported.

 

[lizards]

I OFFER THIS THREAD TO THE MIGHTY MODERATORS TAKE THIS AND BLESS OUR OTHER THREADS THAT MAKE SENSE

but really what the fuck?

 

[PurpleRain]

Report and move on.

It's a jokey game thread. It's simply been misplaced, no need to report as inappropriate.

This board is called 'Off-topic Discussion'. There is nothing to discuss here. This needs to be in another two forums and not this one. Reporting brings the attention of the mods. It doesn't mean anyone's getting banned. They may just move it. Also, I don't see the appeal in making jokes about an already jokey game. Fallout comedy has been done quite a lot surrounding the first two.

EDIT

Anything starting with: Read the title is likely to piss me right the hell off. There should be more effort put into original posts.