40000000000 things fallout 3 characters would never say.

[gigastrike]

"I love being a ghoul! Everyone is so nice to me."

 

[Swaki]

"what the hell are you doing! i didn't pay you just to take a nap in the same room as me!"

after buying a "prostitute"

"yo i heard you liked dogs so i putted a dog in your dog and a dog in your dog-dog, so it can howl while it howls-howls"

 

[dududf]

Lone Wanderer: OK Dog meat lets go kill some death claw
*dog meat runs away*
Lone Wanderer: pfft be like that... I guess I gotta go find some death claw...
Death Claw: Right behind you. "HADOUKEN!"

*nuclear explosion*

 

[Castratikron]

"Lovely weather we are having today!"

 

[PurpleRain]

Report and move on.

It's a jokey game thread. It's simply been misplaced, no need to report as inappropriate.

This board is called 'Off-topic Discussion'. There is nothing to discuss here. This needs to be in another two forums and not this one. Reporting brings the attention of the mods. It doesn't mean anyone's getting banned. They may just move it. Also, I don't see the appeal in making jokes about an already jokey game. Fallout comedy has been done quite a lot surrounding the first two.

EDIT

Anything starting with: Read the title is likely to piss me right the hell off. There should be more effort put into original posts.

You should not post here if it "pisses you the hell off"?
Common Sense Man, Away!
OT: "Sometimes, I dream about cheese..."

I don't understand. Should I be complacent with everything and accept crap as it comes? Maybe everyone in the world should shutup and be trodden on. That's fun right?
I gave him a reason and voiced my own opinions on why it should be locked. Last time I checked, this was a healthy thing to do.

Last time I checked, you don't go to a super market JUST to complain about prices?
Well, you probably do, but I mean regular people, the ones who realize there are millions of other super markets...

Though, there is a difference between being a dick and just complaining. I thought you would have understood that.

EDIT

Also, I wasn't calling you a dick. I might just mention that before words are taken in the wrong way.

How old were you when you first realized that you hated freedom?

I actually don't understand this.

 

[Lordmarkus]

Lone Wanderer: Father, where did the original Fallout 3 go?

Father: Son, back in 20.. Pink Elephants!!!

(Nothing bad about Fallout 3 though comapared to Van Buren story, Fallout 3 is down right mediocre.

 

[jinze]

lone wanderer: i shot the sheriff
moria brown: but u didnt shoot the deputy
simms's kid: he didnt do it

 

[Sir Ollie]

Eden: Good morning America, I'm a huge fucking robot obey me or die!

 

[slipknot4]

*Pick's up a Tesla cannon*

Fawkes: "I knew it! This is a Halo ripoff! I have seen it in the vault mainframe!"

 

[Alpha Centauri]

See that, see that over there.

What?

Thats called green grass.

 

[cobaltfram]

The thread's out of place, but I would supply: A well-written line of dialog.

 

[G1eet]

To any one of the female characters-

"If I told you that you have an amazing body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[TheDoctor455]

Spoiler warning: DO NOT READ POST IF YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN BROKEN STEEL YET.

(Lone Wanderer destroys Enclave mobile weapons platform)

Lone Wanderer: Sweet.

(the Enclave platform explodes)

Lone Wanderer (gets on knees to pray): All hail the great Micheal Bay, who is always willing to deliver us explosions, whether or not something actually caused them.

(Enclave commander appears, tries and fails to sound like President Eden and Col. Autumn at the same time)

Enclave Commander: You sir are a dilhole. We hadn't even paid that that thing off yet. Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?

Lone Wanderer: No worries.

(Before the Enclave Commander can protest, the Lone Wanderer draws his magnum and shoots the Enclave commander right between the eyes)

 

[CIA]

Random townperson: "Hey man, you got any money, I need my fix man, I'll do anything. I just need some heroine man, you got any?"

It just continues like that.

That happens with psycho and stuff already. Some dude in Rivet City. Bethesda likes junkies; they're in Oblivion and Morrowind too.

 

[TheScarecrow]

Random townperson: "Hey man, you got any money, I need my fix man, I'll do anything. I just need some heroine man, you got any?"

It just continues like that.

That happens with psycho and stuff already. Some dude in Rivet City. Bethesda likes junkies; they're in Oblivion and Morrowind too.

Hey, I never said I played Fallout 3.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Moira: "Hey, shouldn't you kids be in school?"

 

[Soulgaunt]

Fawkes while holding a flamethrower: Trogdooooooooooor!
Mr.Burkes: You got blood on my suit.
Any Paladin: For the Emperor!

 

[Baldry]

wastelander to the lone wanderer "LONER! LONER!"

yeah didn't except that

 

[Harlemura]

"Thanks for listenin', children! This is Three Dog and I eat kittens when no one's looking!
And now, some music..."