40000000000 things fallout 3 characters would never say.

[dududf]

Dun, dun dun dun![Deathclaw is DOMINATING dududf]

I hate deathclaws :S

pfft I've punched deat hclaws bare handed to death... and with the help of a spawn code i've done the same with a behemoth (ok so I used tgm on the behemoth bite me )

 

[feather240]

Any Character: Screw this game! *game turns to widescreen and they crawl out of it into the empty black area and start crying about being alone...

...even though they know that no one is going to save them and the electric humming they can hear will be the last thing they hear when they die...

...and they'll die alone and friendless in constant fear and doubt, alone in a world that hates them even more than they hate themselves.

What's the thread about again?

 

[Simalacrum]

why are people saying to report it? Its not breaking any of the forum rules, except for the possible exception that its in the wrong place, which mods can change.

Something Fallout would never say? "objective - kill the children". It would be an impossible mission.

 

[pargaras]

Three Dog "what the fuck happened here?"

 

[Knight Templar]

"I saw a mudcrab the other day, nasty creatures"

why are people saying to report it? Its not breaking any of the forum rules, except for the possible exception that its in the wrong place, which mods can change.

But by hitting report it is brought to a mods attention and they move it, mods do more than just punish you know.
That said, its kinda stupid to say "reported".

 

[MattRooney06]

Wastelander: dont you just love all this grass!

Three dog: Sorry ladies and gentalmen of the wasteland, my little broseph three dog has got a touch of radiation poisening so im here to take over Four dog sigining out

Dave:I dont care that i lost the election, im moving to Old Olney im sure there are loads of people there

Raiders: WOAH! dont come in here shootin like that....we are settaalers now

 

[chiggerwood]

What's the confusion you say things that would probably never be said in the fallout universe.
Such as; Raider: Hi my name is martin and I'm a serial killing, cannibalizing, rapist, and I need help. *starts sobbing*

Lone Wanderer: Remember the first step is admitting you have a problem.

 

[Swaki]

"yo i heard you liked dogs so i putted a dog in your dog and a dog in your dog-dog, so it can howl while it howls-howls"

so it's a three-dog?

exactly! you know, like the dj, and whit the xzibit joke, cause he says dawg alot, get it?...

 

[lack of self CTRL]

any random character,to you -- "Oh hi, whats your name?"
"you're realy quiet, its kinda creepy"
"i've got all this stuff to do but you wont want to hear about
that"

 

[Hot'n'steamy]

Just a thought;

If someone posted on this thread a thing a fallout 3 character would never say every single second it would be:

About 8pm (GMT) on the 4th of February, 78062 AD when you had reached 40000000000 things fallout 3 characters would never say.

gl hf.

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

3 dog: Ladies and gentlemen something strange has occurred in this basketball match between space alien and Super mutant

 

[Comma-Kazie]

"Not another damned fallout 3 thread!"

Bet you would never hear the anyone on F3 say that!!

Or for that matter, "Not another damned Fallout Game!"

 

[magicaxis]

Here, take this jeep.

 

[Kellerb]

'Well, at least we wont get Radiated.'

 

[kiwisushi]

More a thing than a say,.
All the raiders doing a conga line out of Evergreen Mills
A Supermutant fashion show.

 

[halonut117]

"Why don't you help me move this stool sample outside."

"Randomness is golden"

"Fucking fucky fuck fucker fucked fuck. Leopold."

I don't see the point of this.

 

[Deef]

"So did you hear about those Oblivion gates opening up over in Europe?"

 

[rasmusernst]

Let's see, errr:

Random npc: "Man, you got some spare change!"
Wanderer: "Sorry bro, I'm all out, man"
Random npc: "Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man!"
Wanderer: "I don't want any cheeseburgers"
Random npc: "Please, man! I-I-I'll suck your **expletive**!"

 

[Godhead]

I can haz cheezburger?