40000000000 things fallout 3 characters would never say.
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Raider: Oh shit! You killed all my mates! I better GTFO before you kill me! Sorry man! Take all my money! Please don't kill me...
Elder Lyons: (Insert any swear word here)
Enclave Soldier: You know what. Fuck this. I'm taking as much as I can from these guys and selling it to the Brotherhood Of Steel. I'm not dying for some non - exsistant America.
Super Mutant: Hey! How's it going!
Lone Wanderer: Can I have a Mirelurk Cake?
Any vendor with them: The cake is a lie, *****! ( Yes I just did the cake is a lie joke)
Elder Lyons: (Insert any swear word here)
Enclave Soldier: You know what. Fuck this. I'm taking as much as I can from these guys and selling it to the Brotherhood Of Steel. I'm not dying for some non - exsistant America.
Super Mutant: Hey! How's it going!
Lone Wanderer: Can I have a Mirelurk Cake?
Any vendor with them: The cake is a lie, *****! ( Yes I just did the cake is a lie joke)
Milk the goat and get five buckets of intestines I gathered from a hospital in Bangladesh!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure no Fallout 3 characters would say that.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure no Fallout 3 characters would say that.
President Eden: "Dear America, I heard you all liked mudkips."
Three Dog: "Children,listen up. Don't listen to what people say. I ENCOURAGE you to pet and feed the Deathclaws...they'll love you."
Three Dog: "Children,listen up. Don't listen to what people say. I ENCOURAGE you to pet and feed the Deathclaws...they'll love you."
super mutent when holding a hammer "HAMMER TIME"
rader "i am going to rape your family and skin you alive "
wastlander "can you help save my family form the death fortress of doom "
londwondrer "no you save your faimily i am not taking any suicide missions "
little message in the corner bad karma received
rader "i am going to rape your family and skin you alive "
wastlander "can you help save my family form the death fortress of doom "
londwondrer "no you save your faimily i am not taking any suicide missions "
little message in the corner bad karma received
Okay, I gotta work on this. This is...hilarious-looking.
Moira>>>>>
"I've given up science."
"I'M Sparticus!"
"I'm actually a plant for Riley's Rangers."
Mr. Burke>>>>>
"So then I say, 'Screw you, Tenpenny!' and toss him off the balcony. God, I need this suit washed..."
Gob>>>>
"What? No, my debt's paid in full. Ya can't see the boss, though. He's gone off to...place. Yeah, that's it. Something about Leprechauns."
Protectrons>>>>>
"Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!"
"I dream of electric sheep."
Sentries>>>>>
"This unit is authorized to open fire in 5 seconds. 4, 3, 2, 1..." *BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!*
Mr. Gutsy>>>>>
"En Taro Adun!"
Mayor Macready>>>>>
"Lord of the Flies? What's that suppose to mean?"
Feral Ghouls>>>>>
"Hoona Iggna Towah Neeha!" *Repeat*
"It burns us, precious!"
Super Mutants>>>>>
"Why yes! Oh, do come in, sir! We so do love company over at all hours of the day! Why, I was saying to Lord Billington Rincespot the other day about how lovely it was to have human company over, especially after that Three Dog kept telling such scandelous things about us! Oh, my word... Would you like a vegetable tide-over 'till dinner? I've made fresh asparagus!"
and THIS. [http://guntheranderson.com/v/data/iamtheve.htm]
The Lone Wanderer>>>>>
"Who the fuck are these people and why do they keep bothering ME? I'm the LONE Wanderer, not the second coming of Jesus Mordino!"
Moira>>>>>
"I've given up science."
"I'M Sparticus!"
"I'm actually a plant for Riley's Rangers."
Mr. Burke>>>>>
"So then I say, 'Screw you, Tenpenny!' and toss him off the balcony. God, I need this suit washed..."
Gob>>>>
"What? No, my debt's paid in full. Ya can't see the boss, though. He's gone off to...place. Yeah, that's it. Something about Leprechauns."
Protectrons>>>>>
"Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!"
"I dream of electric sheep."
Sentries>>>>>
"This unit is authorized to open fire in 5 seconds. 4, 3, 2, 1..." *BLAMBLAMBLAM!!!*
Mr. Gutsy>>>>>
"En Taro Adun!"
Mayor Macready>>>>>
"Lord of the Flies? What's that suppose to mean?"
Feral Ghouls>>>>>
"Hoona Iggna Towah Neeha!" *Repeat*
"It burns us, precious!"
Super Mutants>>>>>
"Why yes! Oh, do come in, sir! We so do love company over at all hours of the day! Why, I was saying to Lord Billington Rincespot the other day about how lovely it was to have human company over, especially after that Three Dog kept telling such scandelous things about us! Oh, my word... Would you like a vegetable tide-over 'till dinner? I've made fresh asparagus!"
and THIS. [http://guntheranderson.com/v/data/iamtheve.htm]
The Lone Wanderer>>>>>
"Who the fuck are these people and why do they keep bothering ME? I'm the LONE Wanderer, not the second coming of Jesus Mordino!"