Ok, everyone is thinking about this WAY too much. And thinking isn't fun. What IS fun is packing two bowls of kush, (that's right, KUSH,) as a warm up, then eating 2 pounds of California ranch wings while listening to Queens of the Stone Age, Tool, and Mozart, then meeting up with twelve other people in someone's basement and smoking until 2am while watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Jingle All the Way, eating until 3:15am, and sleeping until 11:45am, getting up, taking a 20 minute shower, and going out for a recovery breakfast.
Can't the internet put aside stupid bickering once a year to celebrate the most important holiday of our generation: the veneration of the stick-icky space kryptonite? Amen.