5 Predictions for 2010

Recommended Videos

Frankydee

New member
Mar 25, 2009
1,137
0
0
1: Something
2: Something else
3: Nothing of particular consequence that people will go ape shit about
4: Super AIDS
5: Stuff
 

XJ-0461

New member
Mar 9, 2009
4,513
0
0
1. Big Brother is finally going to fucking die!
2. The media will focus on some reality TV stuff that doesn't really matter.
3. There will be new memes.
4. ??????? then profit.
5. I'm going to be unlucky relationship-wise again.
 

Rooster893

Mwee bwee bwee.
Feb 4, 2009
6,375
0
0
1. An exteremly brutal Dethklok concert
2. Someone VERY important that's not obama will get assassinated
3. McDonalds or some fast food chain will replace every good resturant
4. Primus will suck.
5. Justin Bieber will do a mega concert, ending all humanity.
 

sgtshock

New member
Feb 11, 2009
1,103
0
0
1. New Health Care bill will pass, will be so corrupt and biased as to be just as bad as the system it replaced.
2. 2010 is coldest year in decades, scientists claim this is due to global warming.
3. North Korea remains just as isolated and backwards as ever.
4. Interest in the 2012 doomsday will wain, as people either A) realize it's horseshit, or B) lose interest due to ADD
5. Valve continues to act like Half-Life 2: Episode 3 doesn't exist.
 

SmartIdiot

New member
Feb 10, 2009
1,715
0
0
1. The Dillinger Escape Plan will release their new album and it will be awesome
2. Rolo Tomassi will release their new album and it too will be awesome
3. Cancer Bats will release their new album and once again it will be awesome
4. We will all age.
5. Some other shit will go down
 

Random Argument Man

New member
May 21, 2008
6,011
0
0
An epic thread fight between me and IBM
People will finally shut up about zombies
Micheal Bay dies
Hopefully, another james bond movie
FF9 gets a release on PSN
 

effilctar

New member
Jul 24, 2009
1,495
0
0
1. Blockbuster movie makes hundreds of millions despite being a rip off of the best bits of every blockbuster movie before it.
2. Tories get into power, and instates the outrageous tax reductions for homeowned with an estate worth over £2million.
3. Obama gets a little power-crazy and bites off a bit more than he can chew.
4. Celebrity affairs make front pages rather than actual news(newspapers are evidently now gossip magazines).
5. Umm, I'll go with real life violence blamed on a new epic game, causing another uproar and possibly banning in some countries.
 

Ganthrinor

New member
Apr 15, 2009
1,143
0
0
1. Blizzard Entertainment makes absurd amounts of money from both Starcraft 2 and WoW: Cataclysm sales

2. Dante's Inferno blamed for child violence or cult formation

3. Nintendo releases another Fit addon for the Wii

4. Sara Palin arrested for DUI

5. Some celebrity nobody really cares about anymore pulls a silly/stupid/sad stunt and somebody gets injured/pregnant/killed.
 

Layzor

New member
Feb 18, 2009
731
0
0
1. Call Of Duty: World at War 2 released
2. Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 announced later that day
3. Another Halo spinoff announced
4. I'll get to see some more space boobs in Mass Effect 2
5. Download Festival 2010 will be awesome.
 
Sep 19, 2009
36
0
0
1. The End of the world
2. The End of the world
3. The End of the world
4. The End of the world
5. The End of the United States
 

ScarlettRage

New member
May 13, 2009
997
0
0
Frankydee said:
1: Something
2: Something else
3: Nothing of particular consequence that people will go ape shit about
4: Super AIDS
5: Stuff
Vegetarian Barbarian said:
1. The End of the world
2. The End of the world
3. The End of the world
4. The End of the world
5. The End of the United States
these are the best i have seen

and mine
1. 4chan will continue to rot my brain
2. Zombies attack
3. we all share the twinkies
4. the fall of maple syrup
5. penguins take over the earth


i may or may not be on drugs.
 

esperandote

New member
Feb 25, 2009
3,605
0
0
left 4 dead 3 will come out
duke nukem foreve will not come out
modern warfare 2 will continue to make millions
nintendo will come out with a new widget
peta will come out with a new crazy idea
 

SimuLord

Whom Gods Annoy
Aug 20, 2008
10,077
0
0
1. Economic recovery will be far better than anyone believes. When all the pundits say everything's great, that's usually a sign of imminent collapse. When those same pundits say we're all fucked? Do the math. So-called "experts" are idiots, which is the best sign yet for better times ahead.

2. The fallout from the Christmas underwear bombing attempt/terrorist attack will have far-reaching repercussions in America...but public distaste for police-state tactics and the Democrats' tactical reasons not to want to adopt the methods of the Bush regime will mean most of this will be directed at American Muslims, particularly of Middle Eastern extraction---racism will become a real problem, more so than it is already.

3. Speaking of racism, the economic recovery alluded to in item #1 will exacerbate the rich-poor divide, particularly between white America and Hispanic immigrants, who will consolidate a position as second-class citizens doing the gardening and other scut work. Times will be better, but the "established elite" will retrench, particularly thanks to the efforts of right-wing pundits like Glenn "Diversity is a disease" Beck. It'll be ugly.

4. Republicans will take back control of Congress with an aggressive campaign against President Obama and the Pelosi/Reid combo in the legislature. Health care reform and the deficit will create a political sinkhole; on the bright side, if the Clinton administration's a good historical precedent, this will touch off an economic boom. When the government is gridlocked, they can't fuck up the country because they can't get any of their stupid projects passed.

5. Message boards will be wracked with fanboy arguments over which game is Game of the Year. Mass Effect 2, Fallout: New Vegas, Starcraft 2, Napoleon: Total War, and others will make 2010 a very strong candidate to unseat 2004 (GTA:SA, MGS3, WoW, Rome: TW, the original Katamari Damacy, among many others) as the greatest year in gaming history.