5 words to your past self

[ProfessorLayton]

She is just a liar.

I hope that I would understand... I really wish that I could have actually gone back and said this so I would have known... Oh, I guess I would have said this about January of last year.

 

[CrashBang]

Don't be such a *****. Probably about 10 years ago.

This. Or "just look at me now!"

 

[Dahni]

to my 10 year old self:
Please straighten your bloody hair.

to my 13 year old self:
He'll keep you sane eventually.
&
Don't dare get that haircut.

to myself in September:
He'll destroy you. Don't bother.

 

[niglett]

"get girl friend get laid"

5 years ago... i was a lonely loser.

 

[Drakmeire]

I would have to say to myself (in middle school) "Go out with her, NOW!!!"
Little back story: I had a chance to go out with one of the cutest girls in school but was too shy to ask her out (she would have said yes) and in freshman year in high school she became a giant whore.
I guess I have that effect on people.

 

[Captain Schpack]

*in big bold letters*

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UP!!!!

or

Don't annoy her, date her

 

[Toaster Hunter]

AIM FOR THE HEAD, STUPID

 

[Iron Criterion]

Know this it gets worse!

 

[funksobeefy]

Disregard females, acquire currency.

hahaha! yeah this

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Go fuck your self, twat!
Do not trust those cunts!
They are not your friends!
Fuck her while you can!
Do not kill that hooker!

(4 and 5 have nothing to do with each other o.o)

 

[Aloran]

For me it'd be either

"Do more exercise. Like now." (I was a fatass from about 11-14

or

"Don't be picky with friends."

 

[Cookiegerard]

"Fire hurt's, you bloody twat."

 

[SextusMaximus]

She is a complete psycho.

A problem I face today, she dumped me because she wanted someone else. Then expects me to not go out with someone else and gets her friends to hate me.

 

[JaredXE]

I would talk to my 5-6 year-old self and tell him: "Tell mom, Microsoft, Starbucks stock"

Ooooh yeah.

 

[Shadowfaze]

Dont listen to her lies.

Err... about six years ago...

 

[Lavi]

You are gay.

Oh man, life would've been so much simpler.

 

[Rob5557]

Get Haircut, Play Guitar..*****