50 Americanisms That Brits Apparently Hate

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Therumancer

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Fbuh said:
Hating some of these is just stupid, as most of them have to do with pronunciation or a difference in terminology. For instance, shopping cart vs. shopping trolley? Who the fuck cares what it's called. To me, a trolley isa big damn metal thing that runs on rails. A cart is a wire basket. Car seems more applicable, even if it does have wheels. As a person who takes a keen interest in language, I can honestly say that this list annoys me. It's like comparing Mandarin Chinese to a rural dialect.
Well, it's important to understand that The British Empire was the dominant world power for a long time, and was replaced by the USA. Even with the US waning as a power to some extent, we're more powerful culturally than we've ever been before. As many people have pointed out the US has been doing a better job of conquering the world with things like "The Big Mac", movies, and TV shows, than anyone has ever acehived with military or economic means. The language referred to as "English" is actually evolving into "American" (all jokes aside) since we've been the one spreading it into a league of it's own. Just as English itself evolved in the hands of the Brits, it's evolving new slang and short hand from our use that they have nothing to do with. Given that the US influances the language globally due to the sheer magnitude of our cultural impact, it means we're changing the way the culture that developed the language uses it, rather than vice versa.

I think a lot of it is also that the US is spreading globalization, we're in a position where everyone on the planet wants to be us, while at the same time resenting us for it. This is not entirely unexpected. One of the big reasons for all these national firewalls, and limitations on media imports that we're seeing all over the place is to try and reduce the influance of American culture and for nations to preserve their own. Basically, I think we're to the point where most people understand on some level that the entire planet needs to unify under one central goverment/authority, shared culture, and a universal language, but at the same time there is resentment to seeing another culture dominating to the point of having chance to do it. Everyone wants their culture to be the one that unifies the world, and their principles to dominate, but in the end there can only be one "winner" for something like that. It's a slow process, perhaps too slow to save humanity, but little things like the change of a language in it's parent culture are signs of it happening. The US has spread English to the four corners of the earth, and we're also the ones defining how it's spoken and used.

That's my thoughts at any rate.

It's similar to how when you look at a lot of international politics, there are nations, many supposedly allied with the USA, who look gleefully at the US slipping economically. These same nations however view the fact that the US still maintains massive military spending and technological development, and huge stockpiles of WMD, not to mention the development of "X Weapons" which tend to be absolutly frightening. "X weapons" are simply "unknown weapons", game changers out of context with how most people view the rest of technology. The US is infamous for showing off things like missle interception technology, drones, guidance systems, and other things that violate treaties (such as missle interception tech upsetting the Russians given the collapse of the USSR and the treaty dying), or cause the world to have to play "catch up" when we unveil how far we've come with something. Basically, for all the giant "Bill Clinton" security failures, nobody really knows what the US can do militarily except for our highest echelons, and simply put our morality and desire for "antiseptic wars" is the only thing holding us back. We for example have missles that are capable of penetrating into the lower infrastructure (sewers, catacombs)before exploding of a city like Baghdad and could literally cause it to fall in upon itself, other nations have similar things, but not quite on the same level. The thing is, we simply refuse to use the weapons we developed and erase cities and cause millions of deaths. Most nations that have similar tech aren't as good at is as we are.

The point is that a lot of the "lulz, US military gets into police actions and can't win wars" covers the simple fact that the world is scared of us. Our economic failures and so on lose a certain degree of weight when you consider the other options we technically have, but won't use. As a result, the laughing is oftentimes counterbalanced by requests/demands for the US to disarm, lower it's military stockpiles, and similar things. After all if the US collapses like a lot of people predict, we decided we don't like it, and decide "F@ck morality" we have the firepower to decimate the entire globe 10x over, and everyone knows
it. A country like North Korea is scary because they might develop massive technology, the US is scary because if we become as angry and desperate as North Korea, we already have the tech where we can fire a missle from Idaho and take out a major world leader on the other side of the world (the presician and range of our missles is part of what makes us so scary).
 

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29. I'm a Brit living in New York. The one that always gets me is the American need to use the word bi-weekly when fortnightly would suffice just fine. Ami Grewal, New York
I find this odd. I know the word fortnight has never been used in America, but Bi-weekly seems to lend itself more to the image of something occuring twice a week, as opposed to occuring once every two weeks.
Trippy Turtle said:
Half the people quoted live in the US. Also some of there complaints are stupid; "I got it for free" is a pet hate. You got it "free" not "for free". You don't get something cheap and say you got it "for cheap" do you?"
You don't say you got it $2.50 do you, "You got it free" sounds more like a bad way of saying you released something.
Also I agree with this.
 

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This is amusing? I see various people complaining about the British use of English and I don't really see how this is much different.
It's different because it's our bloody language, If you're going to use it, use it correctly.
 

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Many of those phrases I have a problem with as well. By the way, I'm an American; but I'm fluent in English as well.

What the list did show me was that the differences between American and English phrases is one of TIME and LIMITS. All the phrases that were "corrected" set limits; "I couldn't care less" stating that there is no way that the speaker would possibly care less about whatever the subject is. The American version has no limit, "I could care less." Which, between Americans can be interpreted this way; "While I am stating categorically that I do not care about this issue, if you would like, I'll care even less about it. Just for you. *****."

In that same vein we have "least worst option" which says exactly what it means, but for some reason, Brits don't like it. Here is my response to this; "do you want me to cut off your finger or break your foot with a hammer, pick your least worst option." And if you think that's a joke, you obviously have never heard of what happened to cheaters who got caught in mafia run casinos in Las Vegas.

English phrases tend to be very wordy; American phrases not so much because we're too busy communicating to waste time on talking.
 

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randomrob said:
Booze Zombie said:
This is amusing? I see various people complaining about the British use of English and I don't really see how this is much different.
It's different because it's our bloody language, If you're going to use it, use it correctly.

It's not your language any longer. We took it from you along with the colonies. We now use a dialect of the English language, called American. We haven't spoken the "old tongue" in centuries, get over it.
 

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Brits being elitist about the English language? Someone call the press!

Seriously, everyone loves to hate on America, but every language variant has its own foibles. For one, I hate how British English puts useless silent U's in things. Colour. Favourite. This does not contribute to the sound of the word, and it looks pretentious. Get rid of it.

No one dialect is superior to another. Yes, American English is a dialect of English, just like British English. Just because theirs is older, doesn't mean ours is any less valid. It's like evolution; when you separate two cultures by an entire freaking ocean, you're going to get variants in the way people speak. It's not uncultured, and it's not slang, and it's not invalid. It's just different.
 

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im british and i dont think the change in the way people speak is bad
i accept it but please people dont think that all british people hate it and dont mock us
 

Uszi

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My first thought: Wow, British people being smarmy about language? SHOCKING!!!

Then I read the replies. People need to chill the out. If this were an article on "African American Vernacular that Annoys White Americans," I would have been twice as smarmy as the Brits. I'm pretty sure everyone thinks everyone else speaks their language improperly.

Fact of the matter is I would genuinely laugh if I heard someone refer to a shopping cart as a trolley. Then, I imagine, I would come to an inner acceptance of a fact I already knew: British people speak strangely.

But I wouldn't flip out and get angry over the internet, to the mantra of, "America! Fuck yeah!"
 

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Pietho said:
randomrob said:
Booze Zombie said:
This is amusing? I see various people complaining about the British use of English and I don't really see how this is much different.
It's different because it's our bloody language, If you're going to use it, use it correctly.

It's not your language any longer. We took it from you along with the colonies. We now use a dialect of the English language, called American. We haven't spoken the "old tongue" in centuries, get over it.
Well then call it American then and abandon all pretense of speaking our language.
 

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Aurora Firestorm said:
Seriously, everyone loves to hate on America, but every language variant has its own foibles. For one, I hate how British English puts useless silent U's in things. Colour. Favourite. This does not contribute to the sound of the word, and it looks pretentious. Get rid of it.
"Color" and "favorite" just look ugly and lazy to me. It also changes how I read the word, as color becomes "co-law" instead of "cul-ur".

I don't think this dislike of Americanisms is due necessarily to the view that the phrases are wrong (because it's still the same language), but more that it's a perceived invasion of American culture.

It's also in nature of British people to complain about stuff like this. They've become a pretty conservative nation that is opposed to change.
 

mega48man

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lol, i never pronounce leverage "lev-er-ig" ever since i saw pirates of the carribean so many years ago i've always said "Lee-vrig"
 

Pietho

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randomrob said:
Pietho said:
randomrob said:
Booze Zombie said:
This is amusing? I see various people complaining about the British use of English and I don't really see how this is much different.
It's different because it's our bloody language, If you're going to use it, use it correctly.

It's not your language any longer. We took it from you along with the colonies. We now use a dialect of the English language, called American. We haven't spoken the "old tongue" in centuries, get over it.
Well then call it American then and abandon all pretense of speaking our language.
Why would we do that when this is far more entertaining?
 

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buhee said:
my 'hot headed country man' didn't feel the need to call people 'fucking twats' or insult a nationality. They simply said that they strongly dislike (aka 'fucking hate') people using the term 'gas' for petrol. You however, felt the need to reply to them with insults based on the people behind the terminology rather than the terminology itself. And i assure you I am aware of abbreviations and words with multiple meanings, the point of my post was not to discuss the word 'gas' and all its possible meanings; the point of my post was to point out that you are being unnecessarily not very nice. Admittedly you may have interpreted the original post as them hating the people who use the term (rather than hate towards the use of the the term, which is how i read it), but if that were the case you still shouldn't go around throwing insults back.

I have nothing against either word 'petrol' or 'gas', although i personally say neither. I say 'fuel'. But you won't catch me insulting you or your country for your choice of wording, I may perhaps voice my distaste about the choice of wording in question, but never about the person who uses said words. I can only hope that you remember to do that as well.
"I fucking hate you" is not an insult? Apparently you aren't aware of abbreviations and multiple meanings since gas is short for gasoline and in no way implies that it is in a gaseous form. If you refuse to acknowledge my earlier post, wherein I stated that I wasn't attacking any one of any nationality and that I think both of you should grow a sense of humor (and again, of irony), then the only logical conclusion is that you want me to repeat myself. Consider it done.

I won't, however, repeat everything I've said on the matter. You do have a back button, you know, and it's clear that you either haven't read my responses or have chosen to ignore some. Enjoy your imagined high ground.
 

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randomrob said:
Booze Zombie said:
This is amusing? I see various people complaining about the British use of English and I don't really see how this is much different.
It's different because it's our bloody language, If you're going to use it, use it correctly.
I'd like to see someone resolve this with the assertion made earlier that I, being of Irish, French-Creole, Gypsy and German descent, am actually none of those things since I live in the States. I mean, if you can "own" my language since people who lived and died eons before you were born and conquered the world before your more recent ancestors lost it and my more recent forebearers stole it while riding on the backs of literal slave labor, which I admit is shit syntax, then why would you not want to own my blood? Don't you want my blood? It has antigens, and is HIV- and MRSA-free!

Take my blood, please!

Seriously, though, tell me in what wars you fought for British expansion and I'll honor your assertion that it's your language. And since every time I post in this thread the response seems to come from someone who lacks intuition and dozes off to TL;DR land when I mention that I've already said it:

No, I don't hate British people. But you are not Orwell.
 

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tavelkyosoba said:
JaymesFogarty said:
We Brits pronounce 'Z' as 'zed' because that's close to how we pronounce it in words. 'Zebra' as opposed to the American 'Zeebra'. It makes sense for us to call it different things; we do pronounce it differently.
what is Canadians' excuse then? Dependency issues?
Probably.
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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Gazisultima said:
Bleh, Americans butcher the language. What's new? Stop overreacting and let our language be ruined.
We aren't butchering anything.
OP: Did they have nothing better to do? No dialect is inherently superior to any other.
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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randomrob said:
Booze Zombie said:
This is amusing? I see various people complaining about the British use of English and I don't really see how this is much different.
It's different because it's our bloody language, If you're going to use it, use it correctly.
That is funny. How do you own a language anyway? You know whose language it is? Anyone who speaks it. I don't have to use anything "correctly".