500 Kill Streak Achieved. ___________________Imminent.

[therealsomeguy]

500 kill streak, Geneva Convetion violation inbound

 

[skeliton112]

You get homing, insta-kill bullets for an hour.

If you get 1000 they turn into mini nukes.

 

[TimeLord]

You get a bomb that detonates in the atmosphere, neutralizing dual 1887's, UMP45's, FAMAS, noob tubes, knives, RPG-7's, AT4's, and thermal optics, therefore dis-arming half the player-base of the game. Call it the "Balance Bomb". I can imagine the Spetsnaz announcer screaming: "ENEMY BALANCE BOMB, IT'S OVER! For noobs, anyhow..."

What's wrong with the FAMAS?

Thank you for asking that question

 

[chstens]

You get a bomb that detonates in the atmosphere, neutralizing dual 1887's, UMP45's, FAMAS, noob tubes, knives, RPG-7's, AT4's, and thermal optics, therefore dis-arming half the player-base of the game. Call it the "Balance Bomb". I can imagine the Spetsnaz announcer screaming: "ENEMY BALANCE BOMB, IT'S OVER! For noobs, anyhow..."

What's wrong with the FAMAS?

Thank you for asking that question

I hope that wasn't sarcasm, for that's a sincere question from a guy who haven't played MW2 in months for the same reason everyone else hasn't, it's an unbalanced MLG-infested grenade party. But I never found anything wrong with the FAMAS.

 

[-Samurai-]

You get a bomb that detonates in the atmosphere, neutralizing dual 1887's, UMP45's, FAMAS, noob tubes, knives, RPG-7's, AT4's, and thermal optics, therefore dis-arming half the player-base of the game. Call it the "Balance Bomb". I can imagine the Spetsnaz announcer screaming: "ENEMY BALANCE BOMB, IT'S OVER! For noobs, anyhow..."

What's wrong with the FAMAS?

If the bomb destroys the perks, killstreaks(I know), heartbeat sensors, and everything that can explode as well, I'm in.

Anyway, people have gotten well over a 500 killstreak. Seen the PS3 leaderboards? The top 50 or so are dominated by the same person with a bot program. I'm in the 16,000s. Thanks to cheaters, I can never be #1(not that it's that big a deal).

 

[Tonimata]

Death star?

I'm unimaginative, yes...

Or even better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK7AKjrl8Cg

Angry Frog Strike IMMINENT!

 

[Yarggg]

No worry's

Yeah sorry i was about to say thank you but then my computer shit it's self. Thank You

snip

Oh I see you got the avatar, You're Welcome

Well I'm a little bitchy tonight so excuse my behavior please

 

[Jezzascmezza]

ZOMG, MW2 ARE FOR THE LOZE!!

But seriously, Bobby Kotick comes out and fires his lazer.

 

[HT_Black]

You are sent a certificate to give Nolan North a sock bath.

...Say again, stranger?

Wash with the soap. Dry with the sock.

I...Wha...why...er...huh...

...er...Does Mr. North enjoy said sock bath?

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Easy...

You get banned for hacking, because all the noobs will have reported you and, well, getting a 500 killstreak would definitely scream 'HAX!', even if it was legit.

But enough with the logic, here come the ideas:
Bobby Kotick drops dead (Don't we damn well wish!)
All MW2 discs are somehow erased, regardless of whether they're being played or not.
Noob-tubes, RPG-7's thermal optics, dual 1887's, the stupid perks and the tac-nuke are removed from the game, and are replaced by weapons that kill the user upon being fired.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster shows up and kills everyone in every server, and cannot be removed, unless summoner removes it. The Flying Spaghetti Monster will still be active even if summoner's console is turned off.

If you haven't noticed the rather obvious hints, I don';t really like MW2.

 

[silasbufu]

Social Life Self-Destruct Imminent

 

[zen5887]

Your Gametag is changed to "Virgin4lyfe". If you're not a virgin, you become one.

 

[Fangface74]

(what's left of) Infinity Ward park outside Treyarch HQ and throw hammers through the windows.

 

[Beefcakes]

Ninjas, like everywhere.

But, they already are.....

Hmm, contribution
I'mma gunna say
Pants implosions device
All players are no longer wearing pants

 

[Demented Crisis]

Japanese Panda Strike. Lots of Jets, lots of crates, and HEAPS of vicious, man eating Pandas.

...they all have Fatman guns from Fallout 3 as well.

 

[Davey Woo]

Infinity Ward shower you with achievements(or trophies) and money because you are obviously a pro 1337 gamer for getting that many kills.

You also get a free name change for your gamertag provided you have more numbers than letters in the name.

 

[TimeLord]

You get a bomb that detonates in the atmosphere, neutralizing dual 1887's, UMP45's, FAMAS, noob tubes, knives, RPG-7's, AT4's, and thermal optics, therefore dis-arming half the player-base of the game. Call it the "Balance Bomb". I can imagine the Spetsnaz announcer screaming: "ENEMY BALANCE BOMB, IT'S OVER! For noobs, anyhow..."

What's wrong with the FAMAS?

Thank you for asking that question

I hope that wasn't sarcasm, for that's a sincere question from a guy who haven't played MW2 in months for the same reason everyone else hasn't, it's an unbalanced MLG-infested grenade party. But I never found anything wrong with the FAMAS.

No it wasn't sarcasm, the FAMAS is just the starter 3-shot burst rifle isn't it? Nothing wrong with it

 

[JS ibanez]

-The Doomsday Device: A tactical nuke is activated in EVERY SINGLE GAME of MW2 simultaneously.

Really like the idea of this

My friend had an idea for a superweapon that I rather liked which he called "The Lag-Inducer"

Everyone in the game except you experiences crippling lag whilst you have free reign to wreak havok.

 

[SpAc3man]

Every single person playing at that moment in in time on any platform, even in a private match, gets killed and their game ends as with a nuke, with a message saying "You just got FALCON PUNCHED IN THE FACE!! by *insert gamer tag here*".

You get all the xp for the kills and unlock the tactical nuke claymore.