51 yr old actor marries "16" yr old model/singer... wtf?

[MasterOfWorlds]

She's actually 16 dog years old, so it's all good.

 

[Vykrel]

People here might know him from Lost too, he was one of the others or something. I can't remember right now. And holy smokes, she is hot and not at all 16-year-old-looking. The less I know about this the better.

He was good in the Green Mile though... if that is of any relevance. Was she even alive when that came out?

ya that movie came out in 1999, so she wouldve been like 5 years old....... lol god damn thats just wrong.

 

[Vicarious Vangaurd]

She would get kicked off that beautiful people dating site I bet.

I'm going to have to jump on the S.S. Who Cares and sail away. It's not big deal, two people getting married.

 

[Okysho]

The age difference doesn't bother me as much as trying to believe that she's 16. She looks like she's pushing thirty, if not passed it.

In the medieval ages you could get away with a 50 something marrying a 12 year old, this is just a testament to how much we've progressed. (that's only partially sarcastic since stuff like this doesn't normally make news).

 

[thethingthatlurks]

True dat. I could understand a 51 year old going for a teenage bride (and she going for his money)..

Wow, that's sexist and agist all at once. Nice of you to assume the worst about people.

*shrugs* and pretending that is not the reason why such marriages happen is pathetically naive. Sorry you don't like reality...

 

[Kathinka]

well...she has this paris-hilton like "rotten and dead inside" look in her eyes.

other than that: niiiiicccceeee, way to score douggy^^


captcha: "fondling grandchildren" xD
i could swear i had this one before. the captcha gods are trying to tell us something.

 

[babinro]

In all fairness that's the oldest looking 16 year old I've ever seen. I'm sure they'll enjoy the genuine true love their share with one another for the rest of their lives.

 

[Free Thinker]

She's 16?!?! Anyway, get her some boots and shovel, cause she's gravedigging.

 

[Wolfram23]

well...she has this paris-hilton like "rotten and dead inside" look in her eyes.

other than that: niiiiicccceeee, way to score douggy^^


captcha: "fondling grandchildren" xD
i could swear i had this one before. the captcha gods are trying to tell us something.

I agree. Captcha knows what's up.

 

[thecoreyhlltt]

i really don't care, but am i the only one who thinks she looks like if chris crocker finally had a sex change????

 

[Captain Pirate]

Ok, cool, as stupid and weird I think that marriage is, meh, it's their choice.
But she looks like a 40-year-old who's had waaaay to much cosmetic surgery/etc to desperatly try and look younger. What the fuck'll she look like when she actually is 40, I dread to think.

 

[Megacherv]

-snip-

What?

No

She is not 16, not from those pictures

I simply do not believe

 

[WishThisWasIGN]

I would. And what's more, I'd flip her over and take seconds.

 

[TheIronRuler]

Another manufactured pop star.
What a shock.
I wonder where the main plant is located.

 

[Arsen]

Why waste valid topic space on something such as this? Are we going to talk about the next gossip columns in magazines?

And why do people care so much about age gaps? Let the fools marry each other for all I care.

 

[duchaked]

so...how much of her is REAL?? wait I don't wanna know
and country music? psh! as if
lol I want that Rebecca Black video back now...as long as this is still up

 

[MightyMole]

I think the real surprise here is that girl is 16 when she looks 45. I can see the honest mistake in a 51 year old wanting to marry her, she looks his age.

 

[Akytalusia]

as alot of people have allready pointed out, it's all consensual, so there's no problem here.

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

I watched her videos....


Why is the audio off...and look like someone was on a vacation w/ terrible music


ITS VEGAS BABY!

That is my "On Topic" answer

 

[AbstractJuggler]

All I could think of is him as the Liver-man in the X-Files. Now I can't stop thinking that the only reason he's marrying her is for her liver, because, well, why else would he be marrying her? God, those episodes were creepy.