6 word game descriptions.

[Teoes]

Kill big monsters then feel shitty...
It happened like this...I think
Not Halo, happens in New York

Shadow of the Colossus
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
Crysis 2/3
?

EDIT

Okay, last one.

Here's another clue on mine that'll totally give it away to anyone that played it.

Giant Alien Spiders are no joke!

Spoiler: Knew it right away

FTL: Faster Than Light

Yup!

 

[Brainwreck]

@Teoes

Bingo!

You are death, marked and hidden.

Spoiler

Mark of the Ninja

Spoiler: You are quite correct here, have a cookie on me and a haiku.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Kill big monsters then feel shitty...
It happened like this...I think
Not Halo, happens in New York

Shadow of the Colossus
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
Crysis 2/3
?

Yes, Yes and, Yes. I've never played...uh...the one that could have been on the Wii U but yes all the same.

 

[EL1TE 50LD1ER]

@x-Tomfoolery-x
Metal Gear Solid 4?

Mine: To boldly run away from Rebels.

FTL!

Heres one:
Smash their stuff, free your planet!

 

[jdogtwodolla]

The Legend of Zelda, but better.

How could anyone ever get that wrong?

Spoiler: Obviously

3D Dot Game Heroes

Here's one:

Why would you ever do that?

 

[Icanclimbrocksfast]

Here's an easy one: 'Choose your own adventure' with zombies.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

@Scrustle
You am winner!

@mitchell271

Spoiler

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Another one:

"communist junkie rescues royalty every week"

 

[Scrustle]

Reading the Torah while on LSD.

Spoiler: Got it!

El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron

Correct!

Let's have another. Not sure The Escapist will get this one so easily.

Shut your mouth, Vaughn Gittin Jr!

 

[Teoes]

Another one:
"communist junkie rescues royalty every week"

Every Mario platformer ever!

Here's an easy one:
Destabilise country with massive exploding testicles.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Shut your mouth, Vaughn Gittin Jr!

Spoiler

Shift 2: Unleashed?

Maybe a little harder:

"Clean up after dad's drunken binge"

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

This game is a steaming pile.

Considering the market, I realize this one may be a bit vague...

 

[unindexedsearchengine]

"Shit gets fucked. Go solve it."

OH WAIT

Seriously now: 1.throw raid groups at ancient evil!

2.Kinda Like God of War BUT

 

[Anathrax]

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK.

Pretty obvious I guess.

This is no place for a horse.

Again, pretty obvious.

War jet passenger simulator.

(I dare you to figure this one out.)

 

[Mikeyfell]

Well start this off easy
Fuck the audience, Bioware loves money!

This one shouldn't be too hard
It will never ever be released.

another!
Only straight lines for 20 hours

a little trickier
Research, build, fight and probably die

 

[Anathrax]

Well start this off easy
Fuck the audience, Bioware loves money!

This one shouldn't be too hard
It will never ever be released.

another!
Only straight lines for 20 hours

a little trickier
Research, build, fight and probably die

Spoiler

Mass effect 3 or dragon age 2
...Half Life 3?
No idea.
XCom enemy unknown

 

[Teoes]

another!
Only straight lines for 20 hours

Anathrax got my guesses for the others but this one's
Desert Bus

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

So can we guess others descriptions?

Spoiler: Daystar is thinking of...

Darksiders

Here's mine.
Grand Theft Auto: Yojimbo Edition

Not hard to guess, I know.

OKAM-on it's staring you in the face!

Suffice to say, I've never played Daystar's game, but I plan to one day; it's one of the only reasons that I would ever buy a console.

Mine:

Climbing around Italy, and stabbing brilliantly!

 

[Zac Jovanovic]

"Where were we going with this..?"

"Beautiful first person turn based shooter"

"Much bigger but same as above"

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Well start this off easy
Fuck the audience, Bioware loves money!

This one shouldn't be too hard
It will never ever be released.

another!
Only straight lines for 20 hours

a little trickier
Research, build, fight and probably die

Spoiler

Mass Effect 3?
Half Life 3
Final Fantasy XIII - funny story on that, I got 30 minutes to an hour into Final Fantasy XIII getting perfects every battle with my eyes closed and only pressing the x button and the analog stick forwards.
No idea on that last one

Find red ring, lost in ruins