80's one liners

Twintix · Mar 25, 2015

*kills with rabid dog* I guess you were just all bark and no bite.

Scarim Coral · Mar 25, 2015

Hang a henchman

Hang in there!

FPLOON · Mar 26, 2015

*hits him with a digital camera* Did I get your bad side?

Bizzaro Stormy · Mar 27, 2015

*Shoves his head in a deep fryer* You want fries with that?

Scarim Coral · Mar 27, 2015

*Use a circlar blade to cut a man in half.

You re half the man you used to be.

FPLOON · Mar 28, 2015

*hits him with a guitar* You're out of tune!

Bizzaro Stormy · Apr 1, 2015

*Drowns him in a vat of hair dye* Your roots were showing.

FPLOON · Apr 1, 2015

*throws a boulder at him* Rock on...

Barbas · Apr 1, 2015

*Bludgeons with fire extinguisher*

"Four! I mean, five! I mean, fire!"

Rabbitboy · Apr 1, 2015

*Kicks him of building*

Don't forget to use you're fast arse to bounce back!

Scarim Coral · Apr 1, 2015

The henchman is standing on a platform that pushing him up to the ceiling and squashing him in the process.

Pay raise? Here's your pay raise!!

FPLOON · Apr 1, 2015

*blast him with a shotgun full of gold coins* You should have Scrooge McDUCK'd that...

Scarim Coral · Apr 2, 2015

Rip a henchman heart out

"So you are heartless afterall."

FPLOON · Apr 2, 2015

*kicks his ass with my favorite shoe* Now, that's giving you "the boot"...

Bizzaro Stormy · Apr 4, 2015

*Cracks skull with a gavel* Objection Overruled!

FPLOON · Apr 5, 2015

*shoots wedding ring into his heart* You should have put a ring on it..

Bizzaro Stormy · Apr 9, 2015

*Releases the bomb he is sitting on and watches it fall out of the plane towards the Earth* I hope you have a blast!

Barbas · Apr 9, 2015

*Pushes into rice crisper* "Snap, crackle and POP, ************!"

Scarim Coral · Apr 9, 2015

*Electricute the henchmen*

"Well, that was a shocker!"

FPLOON · Apr 10, 2015

*punches him into Route 101* Talk Hoenn to me!