A Bride For Keane Ng!

[spikenog]

Seriously. Those fantastic video supplements and so on and so on.

Till death do us part?

Sadly, the lovely Susan Arendt is taken, but news room Casanova Keane Ng is looking for love, so this thread has been relaunched! - nilcypher

 

[randommaster]

That's kind of creepy, dude, even if you are joking.

 

[Sevre]

Oh its not that creepy, buy a cardboard cut-out from the Escapist Store. I have one beside me.

 

[randommaster]

Oh its not that creepy, buy a cardboard cut-out from the Escapist Store. I have one beside me.

Pictures, or it's not real.

 

[Chiefmon]

1: CREEPY!
2: Do you know her in real life?
3: Is this a joke?
4: Are you drunk?
5: Who the hell is Susan Arendt?

EDIT: Oh... well this awkward... PLEASE DON'T SMITE ME, ALMIGHTY EDITOR!!!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

She... actually might read this. Kinda creepy, but she is pretty awesome.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Arendt.
That means eagle in dutch.

 

[The Shade]

Who the hell is Susan Arendt?

Senior Editor to the Escapist.

 

[Susan Arendt]

Arendt.
That means eagle in dutch.

Absolutely correct.

As for the proposal, though I appreciate the sentiment, I'm afraid I'm taken.

 

[Sevre]

Oh its not that creepy, buy a cardboard cut-out from the Escapist Store. I have one beside me.

Pictures, or it's not real.

She's camera-shy.

 

[DazZ.]

Shouldn't marry people because of the video supplements.
[insert your own supplement pun here, "supple breasts" is a good starting point].

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Who the hell is Susan Arendt?

It's Susan Arendt. Duh! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Susan%20Arendt]

OT: Seriously, she'll probably ban you for this.
Especially since she's mine

As for the proposal, though I appreciate the sentiment, I'm afraid I'm taken.

Told ya!

 

[Irridium]

Arendt.
That means eagle in dutch.

And now we know

 

[John Smyth]

Use the search bar. Some one already proposed in the forums once(possibly more than once)
but who can blame you for falling for her smooth silky voice.

 

[Anarchemitis]

A fully public proposal. On an internet forum. It's as grand and gallant as in a video game.

 

[Gerazzi]

._.
This is the single most creepy thread I've seen on the Escapist, surpassing even that of the creepy stories thread.
I applaud you.

 

[Keane Ng]

Who wants to marry me?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

New Joke!

I don't think a Senior Editor is like a Ship's Captain or a Priest. So, she probably can't marry you.

[hr]

Who wants to marry me?

Meeeeee!

 

[Irridium]

Who wants to marry me?

dibs

 

[Grayjack]

Who wants to marry me?

I would if I was female.