A Bride For Keane Ng!

[Chiefmon]

A fully public proposal. On an internet forum. It's as grand and gallant as in a video game.

Maybe more brave, since she can instantly crush like a bug in her domain... get it?! www.escapistmagazine.com! ... OK bad joke.

 

[Keane Ng]

New Joke!

I don't think a Senior Editor is like a Ship's Captain or a Priest. So, she probably can't marry you.

[hr]

Who wants to marry me?

Meeeeee!

Oh, maybe this means I can get UK citizenship and move. Score!

 

[LaBambaMan]

Arendt.
That means eagle in dutch.

And now we know

And knowing is half the battle.

 

[John Funk]

Who wants to marry me?

But Keane...

...I sent you flowers.

 

[John Smyth]

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Oh, maybe this means I can get UK citizenship and move. Score!

that's keane sorted now who else needs marriage?

 

[Irridium]

Arendt.
That means eagle in dutch.

And now we know

And knowing is half the battle.

G.I. JOE!!

New Joke!

I don't think a Senior Editor is like a Ship's Captain or a Priest. So, she probably can't marry you.

[hr]

Who wants to marry me?

Meeeeee!

HEY! I already called dibs!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Who wants to marry me?

But Keane...

...I sent you flowers.

He loves you as a friend, Funk. We hope you understand.

Oh, maybe this means I can get UK citizenship and move. Score!

Hooray! A cover-up marriage!

 

[Keane Ng]

Who wants to marry me?

But Keane...

...I sent you flowers.

I refuse to spend a lifetime with someone who thinks Sagat is cheap.

 

[RollForInitiative]

Who wants to marry me?

I would if I was female.

That's stopping you? 0=)

Edit: Good lord, the thread's been re-titled to accommodate Keane.

 

[The Shade]

I refuse to spend a lifetime with someone who thinks Sagat is cheap.

Oh, it's on now!!!

 

[RollForInitiative]

Who wants to marry me?

But Keane...

...I sent you flowers.

I refuse to spend a lifetime with someone who thinks Sagat is cheap.

Sagat is cheap. Then again, I just have a bit of a hate-on for Street Fighter if only for the ever growing number of characters that are clones of Ken and Ryu, who were already clones of one another. WEAK.

 

[Irridium]

I refuse to spend a lifetime with someone who thinks Sagat is cheap.

Oh, it's on now!!!

Its on? Its on !!

Shit is going down!

 

[Jumplion]

Who wants to marry me?

But Keane...

...I sent you flowers.

He loves you as a friend, Funk. We hope you understand.

Oh, maybe this means I can get UK citizenship and move. Score!

Hooray! A cover-up marriage!

Ooooooo, I must get you dears something! Stick avatars? God damnit, stop with the avatars, Jumplion! Flowers, maybe, I have no idea, but it'll be great when I think of it!

 

[DigitalSushi]

Arendt.
That means eagle in dutch.

Absolutely correct.

As for the proposal, though I appreciate the sentiment, I'm afraid I'm taken.

damn it, I was gonna propose to you on the forums as well, not only am I late in trying to woo you but I'm un-original since some other Escapist has already tried.

Oh well, so about this cutie Keane NG, i'm willing to wear a dress so whats his favourite colour?

 

[randommaster]

Who wants to marry me?

But Keane...

...I sent you flowers.

I refuse to spend a lifetime with someone who thinks Sagat is cheap.

But Sagat is cheap, he like Akuma in the older games, or like Meta Kight in Brawl, you don't even have to be that good to win with him.

Who wants to marry me?

But Keane...

...I sent you flowers.

Don't worry, with a last name llike yours, its only a matter of time before you hook up with someone.

Too bad Mr. Oblivious chose Ng, because Oblivious Funk would be the awesomest name evar.

 

[Sevre]

I'll gladly take Funk, we can play co-op in every game ever published. That'll consume some time.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Ahhh what I missed it

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Oh, maybe this means I can get UK citizenship and move. Score!

that's keane sorted now who else needs marriage?

Throw me into the ring!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

._.
This is the single most creepy thread I've seen on the Escapist, surpassing even that of the creepy stories thread.
I applaud you.

We should revive that thread.
ot: now this is a weird topic...

 

[Gerazzi]

well this went from creepy to hilarious in 60 seconds...

But isn't the cap a little bit young for marriage?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

well this went from creepy to hilarious in 60 seconds...

But isn't the cap a little bit young for marriage?

Moi? It's technically legal with permission. Don't worry.