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D_West

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"No one under 18 read this"

All the 14 year olds click furiously to the thread
 

klaynexas3

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Ursus Buckler said:
Liquid Paradox said:
I love how the topic changed mid way.

"So, this friend of mine asked me if I wanted to go to this charity thing. Well, naturally, i was getting a blowjob." wait... what?
Not as much as I loved how it changed mid way... and that sentence actually sums up my entire night.
so naturally every time you go to a charity event it ends with you getting head? damn man, all i can say is, like a boss

OT: for the most part i'd say go for it. if it seems like she is after something more than sex i.e. your money, then leave her. it's clear you don't want anything long term, it's clear she doesn't, so i don't see why it would matter if you did have to leave her, just means no more sex. and i'm not trying to accuse her of anything, i don't know her, i have no clue what she's like, but still, tread lightly. other than that, have fun
 

joshthor

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go for it. just be smart and be careful about what your getting in to. if she brings a large empty duffel bag in your car and while wearing all black with a mask in her head asks you "can you drive me to the bank please?" for god sakes, say no. (worst mistake in my life btw) otherwise, common sence should rule.
 

Enkidu88

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What was the charge exactly?

For example I would be okay dating a girl convicted of armed robbery, but if she was convicted of cutting off a man's penis and throwing it to the dog I might hesitate a bit...

But only for a moment.
 

cookyy2k

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Ursus Buckler said:
Stick it in then run for the hills, just don't catch anything.

On a serious note, DO NOT get involved with crazy women. Been there, done that... 3 times (I just don't learn).

On my own personal list of the hell was I thinking is;

A girl who cheated on me 7 times in the same night in my bed (used sex as a security thing)

A girl who after we broke up offered me £1k to get her pregnant then she'd leave me alone

and one (from a foster family, with a crack whore natural mother) who one night tried to mutilate me in a very personal way because "it seemed like a good idea" (this was 3 weeks in!)

So yeah, crazy is not a good quality in a woman, sure they put out easier but in the long run so not worth it.

Also as something to consider I recently got offered my first real job, I had to have a criminal records check, as did my fiancée and parents. If anyone came up with a criminal record I wouldn't get the job.

EDIT: My overall conclusion/advise is RUN AWAY, RUN RUN RUN! If you've happened to stick it in and waggle it about first though it's all good, just remember the RUN AWAY part!
 

Jesse Billingsley

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Captain_Fantastic said:
go for it mate its her criminal record not yours heck some of my pals have criminal records for stupid things they did and they are some of the most honorable people i know

EDIT if you see something with this girl dont let her go never make the mistake that will leave you wondering.
This.... You don't know if another chance like this may occur...

Only thing I would advise is to have sex and stuff when her family ISN'T home, cause that will be bad rep for you and her.
 

hailfire

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throwing away a lot of happiness? what the hell is wrong with you. sex is not the source of all happiness. that would be God. you really need to sort out your priorities, before you end up with a life filled with empty trash and bad memories.
 

cookyy2k

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hailfire said:
on another note, what the hell is wrong with you people? is all you care about empty meaningless sex? I'm ashamed to live on the same planet as you filthy disgusting apes.
That's not all we care about, we care about things like using the edit button to avoid double posting :p

Seriously though this does not sound like a match made in heaven, someone who wants to go uni with aspirations etc. and someone who's happy to meet random guys to dole out the blow jobs. Been in the situation, it doesn't work. So the advice of "get some" is really in relation to if he really wants casual is the best way in this situation because something doesn't sit well about the series of events.

Also is their anything wrong with the occasional empty meaningless sex? As long as everyone is aware what's going down and it's safe what's the issue? Sex is actually fun on a purely physical level, no emotions need to be involved to enjoy it. Sure it's better when you actually love the person but if an opportunity arises for some meaningless fun and you're not hurting anyone why not?
 

Cain_Zeros

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I'm gonna be completely upfront with you. 17 isn't that bad. I was 19 my first time. Personally, and this is just my view on things, I prefer to have sex with someone I care a lot about, not just some random girl I meet at the bar who starts sucking me while her foster mom's in the next room a few hours at most after meeting me. That's just my take on things though, and I realize not everyone views these things the same way I do.
 

airrazor7

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It sounds like you only want to hang around her for the easy sex she's giving away while it seems like she may want something more from you because she's "giving it up" so easily and quickly. After all, she pretty much asked to be your girlfriend and gave you oral on the very first day you met her. Just be careful and make sure that the both of you are aware of each others intentions and desires; if not, drama will ensue.
 

masher

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No~ She's not trying to -use- you! You're the special one; her father was abusive; all the other guys before you were the bad influence; you're there to be that -good- influence in her life; You're connected by the red twine of fate and destiny. For the sake of Fucking.

Or something.
 

notimeforlulz

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You're 17, so you've probably got the STD talk at school; you know that bullshit where they tell you to go for abstinence and don't tell you a fucking thing about not getting an infection, so here's some tips:

1. Wear a condom, put it on properly, roll it down the shaft, and pull the tip out
2. Genital herpes can not infect your mouth, or any non-genital part of your body, so as long as she hasn't got warts or HIV, get your face in the kooch. You might get some sores, but it won't be a lasting infection.
3. Genital herpes can still infect your genitals, if contaminated parts of your body touch your genitals. If she touches herself, don't let her touch your dick until she's washed her hands, THOROUGHLY like pre-op surgery thorough. Also, go all at that kooch, but wash your hands the same before you touch your dick. You might want to get some of that hand cleanser stuff so you don't have to make a run for the bathroom.

That's pretty much all you need to know, other STDS can be cured with an injection, so don't worry bout those ones.

EDIT: If you eat her out don't spit on your dick to lube. Just keep track of any part of your body touching hers, and know how and where you can get different infections.

EDIT2: Sex with older women is fantastic, don't have sex with any of your 17 year old lady friends, you might be their first, and you don't want to ever be a woman's first, because you will, and I repeat that, YOU WILL, break her heart, and if you have a conscience then you don't want to have sex with that girl and end up feeling guilty forever about how the relationship ended.

Also, so women enjoy giving oral sex, you can tell who they are by whether it felt good or not, so if it felt good, don't look into it to much, if it was a shit blowjob, be cautious.
 

PlasticLion

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I say to the OP stay away. She "may" have serious mental problems. So if you were looking for something serious with her, you would have to deal with those issues, and that might be a bit too much to handle at 17. But it doesn't sound like you want that anyway.

If you just want to have sex, you'll have to deal with the consequences, both physical and mental. By physical I mean pregnancy and STD, and yes you can wear a condom and yes she could be on birth control. But crabs don't care about things like that and my lord do they itch!

As for the mental consequences, you should decide how much of a douche you want to be right now. As of now, you've got a blow job and a phone number. It "may" upset her if she liked you and you never call her. I would call that mitigated douchery, because you didn't plan to be in that situation and you had to think on the fly. It "might" upset her even more if you call her, have sex with her once and never see her again. I would call that minor douchery. Major douchery, of course, would be if you have a relationship with her that last for several months. She'll think you actually care for her while you just want to fuck. It will end when you find something that you'd rather fuck, and when you end it with her she "could" cut her wrists in the bathtub and write your name on the wall with her blood.

Just don't be a maximum douche. They marry women then physically, sexually, and mentally abuse them.
 

Clive Howlitzer

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Not worth it to me but I don't think I've ever been quite as sexually frustrated as you are. Have you tried...masturbating!?
 

v3n0mat3

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Hey, go for it. She doesn't seem like such a bad person. Hell, you might be the balance she needs in her life, if you try.
 

thevillageidiot13

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As somebody who's already going to university himself, I'll tell you right now that you'll get plenty of chances once you get in. And by plenty, I mean PLENTY.

So unless you *actually* like this girl for her, and not for the sex she's offering, you should definitely refrain for now.

Then again, it's her criminal record and not yours, and unless you're dumb enough to say "yes" when she asks you to do something stupid and/or illegal, I can't imagine that having (safe, protected) sex can be considered "a slippery slope."