A cult forms around you. How do you react?

[EboMan7x]

Ahem...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQqq3e03EBQ
Can't believe I put this up first.

 

[xshadowscreamx]

oh would defenlty be nervous at first, but i would try to be a great leader, of course our cult would be a cult like the cult in speed grapher or eyes wide shut. my daily fantasy.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Paint my house.
Pay and build for me a super awesome gaming PC. Some other chores. Than tell them to go back to living their lives until I call for them again.

 

[soren7550]

Probably be confused at first (I mean, who is ever even remotely interested in me?), then possibly at all these nutters following me about, and then come to the logical conclusion to have them make monthly donations to me (hey, I've got bad financial problems, pretty much no chance at employment, and I like being able to buy stuff, like food) and try to make them do good.

It's entirely possible that I'd go mad with power.

I get uncomfortable with the whole 'forum celebrity' thing around here as it is, having a cult form around me would probably make me have an aneurysm.

What have we done to anger you so, Lord Running Wolf?!

 

[Moderated]

I would abuse the fuck out of it.
Your god demands a new TV.
Your god demands a new video card.
Your god thinks you are kind of hot, come on in.

 

[xshadowscreamx]

I get uncomfortable with the whole 'forum celebrity' thing around here as it is, having a cult form around me would probably make me have an aneurysm.

O Praised be Clarion, our Daily Star!

He hath spoken!

Obey his every word, cherish his name in silence, but do not openly refer to his followers as cult!

His Word is the Law!

All Hail Clarion, the Daystar!

hail hail hail, praise the daystar. he brushes us with wisdom and paints us with knowledge.

 

[kommando367]

Have the 2 strongest females serve as my personal guard.

Command the rest to value and emulate tolerance, kindness, and benevolence while otherwise living their lives as they normally would.

 

[dangoball]

Dunno where they'd get a warped idea like that, but...

I'd explain my life philosophy at length (they are welcome to write it down), maybe try to establish a church of tolerance (any gender, race, orientation, etc.) and say that really my dad is a much better role model for you to emulate. Because he is.

You know, that sounds kinda like what Jesus did. Love your neighbor, praise my father and all that jazz

As for me? Well, if I can't get them to stop following me, guess I'll just get them to stop living. "End your lives and thou shall attain eternal bliss!" or something like that. I really don't like fanatics.
And then I probably kill myself, 'cause 500 people just died because of me.

 

[Remus]

Have them all stand outside my door with black pants, black shirt, sleeping bag, and burial money, and walk by each one telling them why they are not fit to worship me. Then I go back in the house and have the police haul them all away except for the hot one....if there is a hot one. I'm not greedy, one follower would be more than enough in my life.

 

[Azure Knight-Zeo]

I would just laugh, laugh and make fun of how pathetic they (and by extention myself) are.

 

[Vegosiux]

Why, I'd send them to space! After all, the galaxy needs word of my...uhhm...omnipotent vegosiuxness!

 

[Nathan Brinson]

Kill the phonies...

 

[Macgyvercas]

I get uncomfortable with the whole 'forum celebrity' thing around here as it is

Bullshit, you love it

OT: Hmm...my own private army of minions, eh? Eh, I don't know. Use them to make epic flash mobs?

EDIT: Also, if any of them know how to play Magic: The Gathering...have them come with me to my local game store on a Friday night.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I would probably end up getting them to organize massive LAN party's every now and then. Or maybe something similar to PAX on a smaller scale. I wouldn't tell them I'm not god though. I would hate to waste such an entertaining opportunity and besides, I don't like lying.

 

[Colour Scientist]

To be honest, I'd probably call the police and tell them there're a bunch of loonies following me around.

I'd be flattered but if a group of people are willing to believe I'm god for no reason, they'd probably end up killing me at some point, whether for the religion or becuase they found someone else to worship.

 

[Dfskelleton]

I would gather them all in one place, and stand on a podium before them, and then I would announce in my most booming God voice:
"I am your God, and you are my people. I give unto you, this one commandment; BOOGIE!!!"
And then this song would fire up.
And we would begin to dance.
And it would be awesome.

 

[Darks63]

I'd use the hot ones for sex, the rich ones for money, the influential ones for political and legal protection when the sex and money gets out of control.

Man it took 23 post for someone to say this im not sure what to say cept go escapist and i'd totally do the same thing.

 

[HellbirdIV]

I'd use it to garner myself a profit for a decent living, then use additional profits to benefit the community. Likely guide the cult to do good deeds in my name.

Also we would have a flag, because everything good has its own heraldric flag.

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

Giving me power over people is not a good idea. I admit, I would abuse that power.