AccursedTheory said:
Seriously, everything is fine. Today is "reckless Tank driving" day, there's no need to fortify your positions you bucket of chum! )
A Declaration of War
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Seriously, everything is fine. Today is "reckless Tank driving" day, there's no need to fortify your positions you bucket of chum! )
It is happening just as the Elder Scrolls predicted. You are--all of you--mere puppets of a greater deity. He who delights in your anguish and feeds off your tears. The end times are upon us Social Injustice Warriors and United Nations of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fu-un".
Will your bum be ready for it?
Will your bum be ready for it?
A form of martial arts? I'll have to go with "Wing Chun". If you've ever seen IP man, you'll know why;
And for a weapon... I'd say a good ol' fashioned Broadsword Cleave things in two, and should I get disarmed then you'll wish I'd just cleaved you in two.
Alright, now taking realistic expectations of my own body into consideration... there we go...
And for a weapon... I'd say a good ol' fashioned Broadsword
Cleave things in two, and should I get disarmed then you'll wish I'd just cleaved you in two.Alright, now taking realistic expectations of my own body into consideration... there we go...
*sighs* FINE, I'll go get suited up. *grumbles about how this 'injustice league is wasting my time with this wanna be 'war'*
Alright bitches [http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/44231320560217889/C88C4664BBB77A3C45CE797D2FB60D7DC1E22941/] one OP as fuck Dovahkin ready so bring >.> w/e to this *****.
I got gear made from dragons I kill with my bare hands though so, there that, plus, it's Taco night here
Alright bitches [http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/44231320560217889/C88C4664BBB77A3C45CE797D2FB60D7DC1E22941/] one OP as fuck Dovahkin ready so bring >.> w/e to this *****.
I got gear made from dragons I kill with my bare hands though so, there that, plus,
it's Taco night here 
Deleted original comment - score NOTHING for reading comprehension! Apparently I have a good grasp on the obvious though.
OT - I'm going to call my friend to arms.
Apparently I have a good grasp on the obvious though. OT - I'm going to call my friend to arms.
To all minions of the warring factions:
STOP this madness, we have better enemies to fight: The Aliens.
Which aliens you ask? The ones who can read our minds, the blue alien chicks that want to take over the galaxy. We stop them. They must be stopped. Otherwise we shall fall under Bioware's control and learn to love the ME3 ending. Fight it brothers and sisters, fight for your freedom.y
Edit: I really like swords, especially katanas and broadswords.
STOP this madness, we have better enemies to fight: The Aliens.
Which aliens you ask? The ones who can read our minds, the blue alien chicks that want to take over the galaxy. We stop them. They must be stopped. Otherwise we shall fall under Bioware's control and learn to love the ME3 ending. Fight it brothers and sisters, fight for your freedom.y
Edit: I really like swords, especially katanas and broadswords.
I'm not telling (shifty eyes)Caramel Frappe said:.. I don't know if I should laugh really hard due to making such a brilliant post or cry due to memories being brought up.Haerthan said:
Either way, your post clearly has made an impact on me. Are you a spy for the Injustice League?
Captcha says :hairy eyeball. Damn those thing freak me out.
Blood Cake is the shit! >Eclipse Dragon said:
OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds?
Sorry, bad phrasing on my part. The feud itself was not the problem. I would go into more detail but some things are better off left in the past.Caramel Frappe said:
I wouldn't worry about it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nmpqdQe8b8]
Huh, I must've just misread tha-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!Dirty Cop James funs said:I have no idea what you're talking about, see? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.861405-A-Declaration-of-War#21432297] Silly former Red-guard.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]Phew... that was close... Wait, he can't read that, can he? >_<[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
Computer: Zoom and enhance.
What? There is a war on? Well gee I'd enlist but my knee has been acting up... plus I have my allegies to being shot, blown up, injured or maimed in any way so I'd have to sit out on doctor's orders anyway. But I will pledge my decidedly non combat support and loyalty... to whoever is currently winning.
Nope. Bugger uniting, if there's going to be a war I'm becoming a pirate. Someone is going to have to crash a ship onto the battlefield and drunkenly swagger in, pistols blazing and it might as well be me. You lads think your safe on land? HA!Haerthan said:
also my ship plays this song, that way you can at least die listening to something awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605NHDqy7R4
Arr!!!johnnyLupine said:
Viking from the old times here, let us lay our disputes aside and start the plundering!!!
My axe and shild along your musket, let´s steal all the booze! Their war will be realy shitty without any beverages!!!
WE ARE HERE TO DRINK YOUR BEER!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZW-mXKdWmE
Argh! I dont know what to do. I really want to want to go back through time to slay the viking foe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWKpDSSKhgo) but I can't resist a beer. You said you had beer right? Let the plundering begin!El Comandante said:
Trust me geman Vikings have the best beer, I stole some october booze from those bavarian celts!johnnyLupine said:
With Donar (Thor) on our side even the weather will turn aginst those landlubbers!