A dinner and a show.

[El Dwarfio]

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Hey, I just saw you in the Forum games thread! And you made a funny Mass Effect reference! Methinks I like this one.

OT: I think it's more of a question of who I'd WANT to have dinner with. I think Mordin would be fun, if for no other reason than he's hilarious. And as you all know, he always sings the patter songs.

Yeah I'd have Mordin, he's one of the best video game characters ever written (and not just because of that scene, although shepards blank reaction cracks me up everytime.)

It's a shame he's not gonna be a permanent squaddy in ME3

 

[Zen Toombs]

Yeah I'd have Mordin, he's one of the best video game characters ever written (and not just because of that scene, although shepards blank reaction cracks me up everytime.)

It's a shame he's not gonna be a permanent squaddy in ME3

Same here, although I'm pretty okay with having him in a supporting role. Mild doses of him seems like it would make those times he does appear that much sweeter.

 

[Quazimofo]

Ephrael Stern.
Psyco would just go on a rampage as soon as she realised that no-one worshiped the emperor.

that applies to basically the entire adeptus sororitas, and a good bit of the guard as well, and more than a few marines.

not quite as bad as pleasure marines (slaanesh worshiping chaos legion). i..... i really dont want to think about what they would do just for shits and giggles.

 

[Idlemessiah]

Marcus Fenix. He wouldn't fit in my house. I'd actually have to buy a bigger door frame.
Eddie Riggs. I don't let people smoke in my house. Also he wouldn't fit either.

On the other hand, Ezio would be a charming dinner guest to have.

 

[Vault101]

the guys from New Vegas

though what do gould and super mutants eat?

 

[EternalFacepalm]

Peryite.
Mostly because I'm sick enough with my flu already D:

 

[redisforever]

GlaDos. Why has nobody said that yet?

She'd insult my food, my house, my dog, cat, couch, me, the view outside, and then kill me with neurotoxin. *****.

Now, for someone I would like to invite over for dinner, Alyx Vance. Because... well... who wouldn't?!

 

[him over there]

Goddamnit yes I am going to eat that you had yours!

 

[mysecondlife]

Fat princess. She'll probably eat me as well.

 

[Formica Archonis]

Mecha-Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D: Die, Führer, Die! for obvious reasons.

(I mean, that robot suit would do a number on the hardwood....)

 

[octafish]

Conrad Marburg. He is a......cautious person.

Points for Alpha Protocol, I'm going with Inga Wagner, just on the off chance she might sing.

 

[Rooster893]

Big the Cat.

Do I really have to explain why?

 

[SD-Fiend]

Giygas. It's no wonder why they keep him locked up in that machine of his. Take him anywhere and he'll mind-rape everyone and corrupt the food and utensils into attacking everyone. And don't get me started on that Ness kid he keeps talking about

 

[Erttheking]

I'd answer but I think I've already established myself as too much of a Bioware fanboy so I think I'll keep my mouth shut.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Link (from LoZ) will keep making his grunts sound to indicate he want the salt.

And he would smash all of your things just for money and hearts, then roll around on the floor

 

[mikey7339]

Mr. Francis York Morgan...But I'd just call him York while he's a guest in my house...that's what everyone else calls him...

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Teddie from Persona 4.

He'd probably just hit on my mom while she's cooking, though.

:/

 

[CoffeeBoy]

Esbern, the old Blade in Skyrim
Every word he says is through a mouthful of spit, so you know he's gonna talk with food in there.

 

[Zio_IV]

Nightmare from the Soul Series.

Me: "Yo, Night, pass the pepper, would'ya?"
Nightmare: "YOU SHALL TASTE INFINITE DARKNESS!!"
Me: "Hey, I know you don't like pepper, but jeez, not everyone thinks the same, bro."
Nightmare: "TIME FOR A BLOODBATH!!"
Me: " Wait, what? Dude, I never said you could use my shower..."

Etc. etc. until either I kick him out, or my soul is consumed (the latter is far more likely).