A game in one sentence.

[Harlemura]

Resident Evil 5- Because being big means you can take seven shotgun blasts to the belly and stay standing.

Thinking about it, this is the case in a lot of games...

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Yeah, I don't think that came out right. You didn't really specify which STALKER game you're talking about, considering the quality varies between each one with Call of Pripyat generally regarded as the best.

I played Shadow Of Chernobyl for a couple of hours and Clear Sky briefly... Can't really put my finger on why exactly I couldn't get into it, I just didn't find it immersive. I'm extremely picky with RPGs and it just didn't have that certain thing I need from one. Metro 2033 reminds me a lot of Stalker but so far I'm loving it... Damn, the gameplay from Metro 2033 with more RPG elements like Stalker would be awesome, but perhaps Metro's linearity is what I makes it so good for me.

*shrug*

Well, opinions are opinions. I personally have only played Call of Pripyat and think it's awesome, but, like most games I play, I can see how anyone could easily not like it.

So... Agree to disagree?

OT: Final Fantasy VII - Barrett pities the foo'.

Final Fantasy XIII - Sazh is too old for this (shit).

Final Fantasy X - No, blitzball isn't some kind of WW2 joke.

EDIT: Since I seem to be one of the only people to have noticed Sazh saying "I'm too old for this (shit)" and thinking it cool, did anyone else notice how one of Snow's resistance fighters had the same hair as Wakka from FFX? Square-Enix, you sly referencing devils.

 

[RanD00M]

BTW, does 4 minutes make you premature?

Not with a game like Bloodlines.

 

[DoW Lowen]

GTA (any) - If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back
Leisure suite Larry - I wonder what I'll put my dick in next?
Saint's Row 2 - If you want respect, you're going to have to cover this city in shit.

Aren't video games just great for our children?

 

[nickster1]

Modern warfare 2- Movie references and "Ramirez do everything while we all sit back and do nothing"

 

[TheEarlOfGrey]

Mirror's Edge - run around, red is good, gravity is bad.

 

[hotacidbath]

Psychonauts: Let's take LSD and go check out that circus.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: So THAT'S why it was buried in the desert.

 

[Faky]

Left 4 Dead - go from A to B, then buy Left 4 Dead 2.

 

[IamQ]

Batman Arkham Asylum: You're the god damn batman.

Jak 2: God's only rival.

Modern Warfare 2: Ruun! Fucking ruun! Oh, and SHOOOOOT!

 

[Colonel Alzheimer's]

Bioshock- Why do I keep doing what these people tell me to?
Mass Effect- OHMAGAWD LESBIAN SEX WITH A BLUE CHICK (and maybe a story of some kind)
Gears of War 2 (multiplayer) - I hope you like shotgun battles!
Gears of War 2 (singleplayer)- THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!
Any CoD game ever- "Yes, you're the only one that can do it, you are the only one with C4/ a flamethrower/a machine gun/a targeting beacon/claymores/the ability to call in air strikes/the ability to kill enemies in the entire army, so get to it!"
CoD: WaW (veteran)- Every soldier in the Japanese army is required to throw at least two grenades at you before they die.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Crap - I'll let you come up with examples.

Demons over there, kill they ass. - L4D

Fix'd.

OT: Command & Conquer 4 - Short and torture to the soul.

 

[pedroREE]

Pokemon Red- What do you MEAN I CAN'T HAVE BLASTOISE AND CHARIZARD UNLESS I TRADE?

 

[Kouen]

Jersey Devil (PSX)

So hard it has to be shipped with a free walkthrough included

 

[Hazzaslagga]

Prototype, Destroy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Muffinthraka]

Plants vs Zombies: All your brains are belong to us

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Sly Cooper Franchise: Weirdly melodramatic plotline, with talking animals, committing grand larceny.
(Someone please tell me I'm not the only one who has played all three of those games.)

 

[Kouen]

Matrix: Path of Neo

Milking the cash cow for all its worth

 

[The_Deleted]

Just Cause 2 -

YIPPEE'KY'AYY MUTHA FUCKER!