A game in one sentence.

[DoW Lowen]

Sum your game up in a sentence. Go!

EDIT: Here are some stand ones.

Dante's inferno: dude; dante; satan just frenched your girl; kill him!

Crysis - Fuck the nanosuit, the best weapon this game has is the ability to melt your computer.

Bioshock : Let's just pick up a random needle and jab it into my arm!

Gears of war 2OM, WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD DOM, IT'S THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE ON EARTH DOM, I'M SURE YOUR WIFE WILL BE THERE!

 

[Sieni]

Just Cause 2 - Blow stuff up.

 

[Beartrucci]

Halo - SPESS MEHRENES!!!!!

 

[S.R.S.]

Crap - I'll let you come up with examples.

Here are some zombies, kill they ass. - L4D

 

[w-Jinksy]

Mass Effect 2: Wizz bang shooty fun... in space

Heavy rain: FUCK I PRESSED UP STOP CRASHING/DYING/BEING BEATEN UP

Tekken 6: fuck this shit

Killzone 2: wtf i cant see what i'm shooting at, WHAT FUCKING HELICOPTER!??!

LEFT 4 DEAD 2: Gargh what are the odds.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

The Legend of Zelda, Mario Bros, countless other games - Save the princess and repeat.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Zombie Ninja Pro-Am

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Halo: Save the galaxy in under 12 hours

God of War 3: Kill all the Olympian gods in under 12 hours.

Final Fantasy 13: Complete the tutorial in about 20 hours

 

[seanez]

Metroid Series (apart from Fusion): Pew Pew Space Vampires.

 

[ottenni]

STALKER: Quick-save more.

Left 4 Dead: Zombies and guns.

Call of Duty 4: You where killed by a grenade, look out for the grenade danger indicator.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Kingdom Hearts: Proof that violence and Disney go hand in hand.

 

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Mirrors Edge: Run, jump, misjudge, fall, die, repeat

 

[Randomtime]

EvE: Space PEW PEW!

 

[xavierxenon]

Gears of War 2: GIANT WORM!!!! (possible steroid-induced innuendo too)

Dawn of War 2: FOR THE EMPEROR! (and whatever else they said whenever you moved units, that got annoying)

Neo Steam: Steampunk MMO? FUCK YES!

Clive Barkers Jericho: Actually a pretty good game with intersting mechanics.

Alone in the Dark (2008): Only the collectors edition made it worth buying.... barely.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Red Alert 3: I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention, I was looking at Gemma Atkinson's tits.

 

[CastlyFTW]

Well:
Team Fortress 2 - Violence + Cartooniness = Epic
Killing Floor - Nonsensical Gorey Co-op
Halo - EH KILLS ALIENS AND DOESN'T 'FRAID OF ANYTHING

 

[PseudoDuck]

Call of Duty 4: You where killed by a grenade, look out for the grenade danger indicator.

QFT - expand to include COD2 and WaW.

Bioshock - Survive underwater city by killing guys in big metal suits and saving little girls.
Bioshock 2 - Wear big metal suit, save little girls.
Fable 2 - Another product of the Peter Molyneux Hype Machine.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Call of Duty 5 - Kill ze Nazi Zombies!
Fallout 3 - Where's ma mini-nukes?

 

[Hollywood Knights]

Soulcalibur (any of them) - Hooray for boobies (and swords)

 

[legion431]

Uhhh...

Batman: AA - Holy shit, I'm Batman!

Uhhh...

Sonic Unleashed - Holy shit, I suck.