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legion431

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[I can't believe no one else has done this already]

Heavy Rain - Wake up; have a shower; get dressed; slap yourself in the face etc - hilarious tragedy.
 

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Half life 2 (And episodes): A power-armored non-character fights generically evil aliens using boring generic weapons while characters have stilted, immersion breaking "Conversations" in which they say "Gordon Freeman" with abnormal frequency in case you forgot your name.
 

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Ninja Gaiden 2:Kill dudes in spectacularly bloody ways

Wild Arms 4: Why did you do that X-Seed?
 

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legion431 said:
[I can't believe no one else has done this already]

Heavy Rain - Wake up; have a shower; get dressed; slap yourself in the face etc - hilarious tragedy.
It's only the first hour.
After that, it's
Heavy Rain - Aargh, how many of you do I have to FIGHT?
 

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Metro 2033 = STALKER: Good Edition

Deus Ex = Not aged well, despite what people will tell ya.
 

Broady Brio

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Tekken 6 - Yay, violence. *Sweep the lower body constantly.

Full Spectrum Warrior: Ten Hammers - A shitty game, a fucking loathesome, ass-sucking, shit-heap of a game!
 

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Yakuza 3: beating people up, but in an honorable way.
Just Cause 2: if it's painted red, blow it up.
 

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God of War 3 - How much blood can you spill per minute?

Demon's Souls - It's standard for you to die 500 times before the final boss; that's the lowest recorded minimum though. (still a single sentence!)

Uncharted 2 - Pretty pretty shiny ah what the hell is that a yeti?