A game in one sentence.

[Ildecia]

Starcraft- You must construct additional ZERG RUSH!
Portal- Now that you're having fun we can-
Half Life 2- ...
DotA- Kill the enemies and YOU SUCK NOOB!
WoW- We claim complete rights to your soul as per the copyright agreement.
Diablo- Clicks while walking.
Diablo 2- Clicks while running.
Pokemon- It's Michael Vick meets World of Warcraft.
Any Mario game- Jump on an enemy, collect a star, repeat.
Starfox 64- Do a barrel roll. Shoot everything that moves; you even get money for killing asteroids in the middle of nowhere.
Starfox Adventures- Consistancy is a human concept and we're furries.
Ocarina of Time- A perfect game ruined by a fairy(plus assloads of plot holes).
Wind Waker- Staring at an open sea for hours just got fun(haha no).
Guild Wars: Prophesies- One click and the game plays itself!(on PvE)
Guild Wars: Factions- Now with coherent story!
Guild Wars: Nightfall- Now with hard mode and good PvE groups!
Guild Wars: Eye of the North- Now with disappointment and grind!
Left 4 Dead- Repetition is the basis of life, so why not?
Left 4 Dead 2- Lets not include a single player mode of the best part of the game, because we personally don't have connection problems.
Team Fortress 2- What's an Xbox 360 and why does this gun suck?
Torchlight- Clicks while runn- wait, I think I already said that about something...
Two Worlds- The NPCs shake while talking to you and leveling is a *****.
Oblivion- The NPCs stand completely still while talking to you and leveling is pointless.
Counterstrike- Sniper rifle and magnums because creativity and skill make my head hurt.
Halo 3- Who needs real end bosses and balance in the multiplayer?
Fable- Choose whatever you want to have happen as long as it's from these few choices.
Pikmin- You're stranded on an alien planet so lets trash the native ecosystem to survive.
Pikmin 2- You're bankrupt near an alien planet so lets completely destroy the native ecosystem for money.
Soul Caliber 4- The girls are whores and the guys are gay.
Spore- We make Fable seem open ended.
Sim 3- Make your friends then lock them in a closet to die.
Any Sonic game- HEYGUYSLOOKHOWFASTICANRUNNOW *crash*
Gears of War- RAWR MANLY MEN RAWG FOOTBAWL!
2Moons- It's repetition meets repetition meets repetition meets repetition meets repetition meets repetition meets repetition...
Neopets- Now you can play the full game for only $4 for every Neopoint.
Genre Wars- Lets see who can break the game the most.
Bioshock- The wrench beats out everything else because we said so.
Assassin's Creed- If you like cutscenes about philosophy and running everywhere then you'll love this game about running around on rooftops.
Dead Space- Those are scary until you realize they die with 2 hits.
Resident Evil 4- What's a survival horror?
Resident Evil 5- Lets make the inventory system as obnoxious as possible.
Saint's Row- Become a psychotic terrorist and still have everyone love you.
Saint's Row 2- Mary Sues are an awesome plot device.
GTA 4- Lets go bowling instead of tearing apart the city for giggles.
Borderlands- Adding piles of garbage to the desert still counts as a scenery change right?
Lost Planet- It's like a JRPG that comes in FPS form.
Battlefield: Bad Company- Screw the enemy, lets see if we can destroy all the trees on this map.
Zoo Tycoon 2- Now you can clean up the animal crap from a first person perspective!
Minesweeper- Get through the whole game using logic and still have to guess the last one(hint: you chose the wrong one and have to start over).
Majesty 2- Better graphics makes up for the fact that the gameplay is an ass to that of the first.
The Darkness- Big Antony needs you to put the screws in Joey "Two-Timing" Calone.
Animal Crossing- Live in a world where all the citizens live on welfare and still have more than you.
Pacman- Died decades ago but still people won't shut up about it.
Scribblenauts- What's a story and does anyone care if I feed these babies to this goblin I summoned?
Super Smash Bros- You can learn every strategy ever and still die to someone who got a hammer.
Army of Two- The Chinese government is trying to kill us for killing a government official so we're totally justified in killing these innocent Chinese soldiers.

Did I miss anything?

wow um... you summed up every single game i like into one post.... i love you.

 

[foish]

gears of war: blood, death, and chainsaws.

 

[DP155ToneZone]

Deus Ex - The game that is reinstalled somewhere whenever it is mentioned.

So true.

Deus Ex - a game that you can beat in its entirety with only your keyring.

 

[Legendsmith]

R.U.S.E = SURPRISE!

 

[DoctorObviously]

Call of Duty 4: Grenade, grenade, grenade, grenade, grenade, ...

 

[He_Is_Legend]

Mass Effect 2: Gorgeous Space opera with obvious choices between good and bad.

Shadow Of The Colossus : Action-adventure game where you star as a boy fighting giant titans to recover the life of his girlfriend.

Half-Life(1): FPS-game with a deep, disturbing storyline that takes Gordon through a quest of puzzles and evil aliens which eventually leads him to make a difficult choice.

The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion: RPG where you take control of an unknown protagonist whom has come to rid the world of evil, according to the stars, set in a medival scenery.

Tetris : Different shaped blocks fall down and you have to build lines with them, which destroys them, to keep the screen from filling up.

 

[T-Bone24]

God of War series: ZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Mass Effect: Space opera with great story and annoying-ass enemies.

 

[Velvo]

Half life 2 (And episodes): A power-armored non-character fights generically evil aliens using boring generic weapons while characters have stilted, immersion breaking "Conversations" in which they say "Gordon Freeman" with abnormal frequency in case you forgot your name.

Real Life - All of a sudden, I hate you.

 

[RanD00M]

Bloodlines: The greatest game you have never played.

But I have played it.And I had an orgasm every 4 minutes of playing it.

Jak seriesunch stuff and have a blast doing it,also theres this rodent that's your best friend.

FFVII: Spikey haired dude and Co.

 

[Chris^^]

Fallout 3.... JIZZ, IN MY PANTS
CoD Mod 2... dbnfsajhavdhjhdgjrehahtjhggfh!!!!!1
Hawx... fly fly fly crash.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Kingdom Hearts: Proof that violence and Disney go hand in hand.

Hell. Yes.

Eternal Sonata: Our monsters are too cute to kill.

 

[ninja51]

Fable II: No wammmys, no wammys, no wammys, damn! Wammy.

Metro 2033: Stalker minus the bad.

Oblivion: Like Morrowind, but better in every way.
Best fantasy game ever, execept the one in all your heads children.

Halo/Call of Duty/Any online shooter: How the fuck did he see me there?!

 

[archvile93]

Bioshock-Can I trade my plasmids for something useful, like a reasonable amount of ammo?

Mass Effect 2-Shoot lots of bad guys, save the galaxy, and nail a chick while you're at it.

Heavy Rain-I'd give this one a sentence but it's not a game.

Halo-Look at all those aliens that need an unhealthy dose of lead.

 

[oppp7]

Team Fortress 2 = Now it's coward killing time!

Left 4 Dead 2 (Versus mode)= Rage quit Mode

Left 4 Dead 2 (Survival Mode) = Hey guys you can get to the safehouse with the grenade launcher and get an insane time.

Farcry 2 = Kill guy, get money, rinse and repeat.

Vampirism Beast = LOL YOU SUCK NOOB!
(Vampirism Beast is a really good mod/map for warcraft 3. Unfortunately it has an sharp learning curve and a lot of the experienced players are really unhelpful.)

Left 4 Dead 2- Lets not include a single player mode of the best part of the game, because we personally don't have connection problems.

Wait what?

I don't see why they didn't include a single player mode for playing as the zombies. I mean, multiplayer is fun and all, but I have connection problems on that game for some reason, and I like playing with computers.

 

[Baldry]

Half life: ...

Dragon age: Ohh boobs and death

Final fantasy: Teens with gender issues save the world again!

 

[Vianyte]

Borderlands - POW POW BOOOOOOOMMM BURN BURN Whheeeeeee ZAP ZAP SIZZLE POW POW POW then run around and repeat.

Bayonetta - Beat the shit out of angels for the lulz.

Resident Evil 4 - LEON!!! HHEEEELLLPPP!!!!

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Metro 2033 = STALKER: Good Edition

Deus Ex = Not aged well, despite what people will tell ya.

STALKER: Call of Pripyat - Disproving what that guy said.

Oblivion - I'm pretty sure knights didn't circle-strafe this much.

Red Faction: Guerilla - Blowing shit up on Mars.

Crysis - Fuck the nanosuit, the best weapon this game has is the ability to melt your computer.

 

[ethaninja]

Just Cause 2 - Blow stuff up.

Red Faction: Guerilla - Blow stuff up

 

[Sebenko]

Oblivion: Like Morrowind, but for tards.

Mount & Blade: Furious feudal fighting fabulousness

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl: GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!

 

[Ben Legend]

Final Fantasy XIII: Straight path, Fight, Cut scene, Straight path, Fight, Cut Scene, Straight path, Fight, Cut scene... etc etc

Fable 2: Should-have-been Fable 1 DLC.

Gears of War 2: Online shotgun orgy fun.