A game in one sentence.

[ethaninja]

Metro 2033: Stalker minus the bad.

OFFTOPIC: Really? I thought it was the other way around. Metro 2033 had REAL bad AI and the guns sounded like pea shooters. Only thing good about it was the graphics if you ask me But thats just my opinion.

 

[Bramzter]

Portal: THE CAKE IS AN LIE

Gears of war series: BLOOD BLOOD CHAINSAWED!

Mordern warfare 2: use an nuke to kill 12 people whom the half are your own team, Gongratulations you just blew 5 milion dollars away

 

[Totenkopf]

Brütal Legend - Do epic stuff, with HEAVY METAL!

 

[Macgyvercas]

Tomb Raider series: Go into tombs, steal shit, throw said shit in basement, repeat (For the record, I love the Tomb Raider series).

 

[ethaninja]

Tomb Raider series: Go into tombs, steal shit, throw said shit in basement, repeat (For the record, I love the Tomb Raider series).

Hehe you forgot, BIG BOUNCING BOOBIES!

 

[DoW Lowen]

Kingdom Hearts: Proof that violence and Disney go hand in hand.

Hell. Yes.

Eternal Sonata: Our monsters are too cute to kill.

Eternal Sonata: Al Gore wrote the ending to this game.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Modern Warfare 2: My disk is fucking broken and I want to play it.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Left 4 Dead (1 and 2) - "Fuck, we don't feel like making Half-Life 2: Episode 3 so have some sweet-ass zombie games instead"

 

[Aurora219]

Halo: Save the galaxy in under 12 hours

God of War 3: Kill all the Olympian gods in under 12 hours.

Final Fantasy 13: Complete the tutorial in about 20 hours

About right for all Final Fantasies..

Bleh, I know some completionists that have died of old age trying to perfect FF.

OT:
Just Cause 2: What? Plot? Get back to blowing stuff up and stop thinking.

Company of Heroes: "WHAT DO YOU... NEED.. SIR!"

 

[coldshadow]

Portal: speedy thing go in, speedy thing come out
god of war:ARESSS!
god of war2:ZUUEEESSS!
God of war3: OLYMPASSSS!

 

[DoW Lowen]

Resident Evil 5: Look a white zombie. NOT RACIST!

 

[Defyant]

Just Cause 2 - Blow stuff up.

Red Faction: Guerilla - Blow stuff up

Just Cause 2: Blow shit up with a grappling hook. FUCK YEAR

 

[DoW Lowen]

Tomb Raider series: Go into tombs, steal shit, throw said shit in basement, repeat (For the record, I love the Tomb Raider series).

Tomb Raider: Museum, pffft as if! I'm just here to kill shit.

 

[ethaninja]

Zero Wing - All your base are belong to us

AH NOOOO STOLEN SO BAD >.<

 

[Ossum]

Saints Row 2: Teach sane drivers how to run over pedestrians in the street.
Metroid: RIAA with guns in space!
Chrono Trigger: Intergalactic parasitics, parasitic intergalactics!
Crackdown: Coolest blatant miscarriage of justice since Judge Dredd, with a twist!

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Red Faction Guerrilla: Stop. Hammer time.

MW2: Russians. Pew pew.

Bad Co. 2: Introducing the Sniper Shotgun.]

EDIT- Demon's Souls: Ragequit.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Kingdom Hearts: Proof that violence and Disney go hand in hand.

Hell. Yes.

Eternal Sonata: Our monsters are too cute to kill.

Eternal Sonata: Al Gore wrote the ending to this game.

Damn, that ending was preachy. I felt offended, as if I was a sociopath about to kill myself. It was like the game had deemed me to be on the verge of suicide, and felt like it was obligated to be a last-ditch effort to convince me not to pull the trigger.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Bioshock : Let's just pick up a random needle and jab it into my arm!