A game in one sentence.
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Tekken 6
-Starting with a single well-timed launch, I'll make certain your feet don't touch the ground again.
Final Fantasy XIII
-Trust me, it gets better.
Soul Calibur IV
-Pray the button-masher doesn't pick Tira.
Heavy Rain
-Imagine if Indigo Prophecy was prettier.
Zero Wing
-For great justice, take off every zig.
Metal Gear Solid
-(Game not included.)
Ninja Gaiden II
-Team Ninja hates you; here is proof.
Gears of War 2
-Maria!
Mortal Kombat
-When life gives you lemons, <color=red>blood for the blood god.
Half-Life 2
-If the main character wasn't a nerd, it'd be considered generic.
-Starting with a single well-timed launch, I'll make certain your feet don't touch the ground again.
Final Fantasy XIII
-Trust me, it gets better.
Soul Calibur IV
-Pray the button-masher doesn't pick Tira.
Heavy Rain
-Imagine if Indigo Prophecy was prettier.
Zero Wing
-For great justice, take off every zig.
Metal Gear Solid
-(Game not included.)
Ninja Gaiden II
-Team Ninja hates you; here is proof.
Gears of War 2
-Maria!
Mortal Kombat
-When life gives you lemons, <color=red>blood for the blood god.
Half-Life 2
-If the main character wasn't a nerd, it'd be considered generic.
Killzone 1 & 2- FUCK YOU RICO!
Call of Duty 3- Remember me?
Far Cry 2- Fun times with weapons
Wolfenstein- The nazis were awesome!
F.E.A.R.2- Alma does what to me?!
AvP- Hissssssss snarl
The Darkness- SHUTUPYOU'RENOTREALVOICESINMYHEAD!
Legendary- Whoops... well, the human race had a good run anyway.
Jericho- God's prototype human goes apeshit.
Mirros Edge- BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The Forced Unleashed- Lightsaber optional.
Red Faction Guerrilla- Spaaaaace asshole.
Brutal Legend- "Roar, little dragon... roar".
Web of Shadows- Venom's a *****, see him get owned.
The Saboteur- Paris rocks!
Prototype- STABSTABSTABSLASHSLASHBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
GTAIV- American teetees!
Alone in the Dark: Inferno- No one bought me and that makes me sad.
Dead Space- Most number of useless DLC ever.
Valkyria Chronicles- BUY ME!
Wipeout HD Fury- Woooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaah...
Call of Duty 3- Remember me?
Far Cry 2- Fun times with weapons
Wolfenstein- The nazis were awesome!
F.E.A.R.2- Alma does what to me?!
AvP- Hissssssss snarl
The Darkness- SHUTUPYOU'RENOTREALVOICESINMYHEAD!
Legendary- Whoops... well, the human race had a good run anyway.
Jericho- God's prototype human goes apeshit.
Mirros Edge- BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The Forced Unleashed- Lightsaber optional.
Red Faction Guerrilla- Spaaaaace asshole.
Brutal Legend- "Roar, little dragon... roar".
Web of Shadows- Venom's a *****, see him get owned.
The Saboteur- Paris rocks!
Prototype- STABSTABSTABSLASHSLASHBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
GTAIV- American teetees!
Alone in the Dark: Inferno- No one bought me and that makes me sad.
Dead Space- Most number of useless DLC ever.
Valkyria Chronicles- BUY ME!
Wipeout HD Fury- Woooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaah...
Haha you forgot the part where in the middle of playing any other DS game the Nintencat mysteriously appears and forces you to pet it, stopping you from completing the game you are in. It then proceeds to randomly freak out at you and scratch you for no reason.LimaBravo said:I laughedBlindMessiah94 said:
Nintencats though would have been a terrible product. Would have consisted of 3 static screens and 1 animated sequence.
3 Static screens.
The cat glaring at you as if you were a plebian bug until you closed the DS & walked away (it would use the mics to detect your breathing).
The cat not being there.
The cat asleep in a sun patch looking cute.
1 Animated sequence.
Whilst playing a totally differenet game usually at a pivotal climactic moment the Nintencat you choose would appear in the boss battles in Metroid or the end level of Glory Days 2 and such. Actively pawing at your stylus position knocking it out of position or block the screen with its face etc. The cats tail would virtually push buttons, etc. This would continue until you took Nintencats to the vets & shot the cartridge nine times(wifi connectivity
This sequence also happens at 3 am in the morning.
i'm sure somewhere in 10 pages someone did thise already, but ...
God of War series:
ANGSTY REVENGE ON THE GODS FOR MURDERING MY OWN FAMILY EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ALSO MURDERED COUNTLESS OTHER FAMILIES IN THE PROCESS!
Mass Effect:
Kill lots of galaxy invaders in the hopes of tricking, i mean impressing the hot female squad mate to sleep with you.
Doom (and almost every other FPS to follow it):
If it gets in your way, SHOOT IT.
God of War series:
ANGSTY REVENGE ON THE GODS FOR MURDERING MY OWN FAMILY EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ALSO MURDERED COUNTLESS OTHER FAMILIES IN THE PROCESS!
Mass Effect:
Kill lots of galaxy invaders in the hopes of tricking, i mean impressing the hot female squad mate to sleep with you.
Doom (and almost every other FPS to follow it):
If it gets in your way, SHOOT IT.
Immersion breaking? Immersion creating is more like it. I mean, the dialog happens right in front of you during gameplay in a reasonably cinematic way. I think that's a great thing. Making Gordon Freeman an empty vessel through which you see the world brought the whole thing down to Earth in such a personal way. Really made me care about what was happening. But you know, if it didn't work for you, you have a right to say so, I guess (troublesome free speech and such).Souplex said:
The other things I can totally see, but they just didn't bother me.
World of WarCraft: Do the same thing over and over as you gain levels, only all the numbers get bigger and you get to see more pretty colors.
Chrono Trigger: Dude you totally just got wrapped up in a time-traveling ADVENTURE and have to SAVE THE WORLD FROM A LARVA THING and you have the WINGS OF TIME which eventually do get wings and SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
Half-life: Military covers up inter-dimensional portal accident and you stop it causing any more harm.
Half-Life2: Alien overlords have taken over earth, fight to stop them.
Half-Life2 Episode 1: Destroy the reactor core and escape
Half-Life2 Episode 2: Destroy the alien super-portal by launching a rocket with some codes designed to shut it off.
Portal: Explore test environments to the tune of dark humour, and find the caek.
Tf2: Fight as a team in a cartoon-style world and attempt to foil the others plans.
Dirt2: Drive.
Garry's Mod: Make stupid contraptions and attempt to ruin the fun of others.
CounterStrike: Shoot opponents and attempt to play games around that concept.
Left 4 Dead: Escape a zombie infestation, then do it again.
Half-Life2: Alien overlords have taken over earth, fight to stop them.
Half-Life2 Episode 1: Destroy the reactor core and escape
Half-Life2 Episode 2: Destroy the alien super-portal by launching a rocket with some codes designed to shut it off.
Portal: Explore test environments to the tune of dark humour, and find the caek.
Tf2: Fight as a team in a cartoon-style world and attempt to foil the others plans.
Dirt2: Drive.
Garry's Mod: Make stupid contraptions and attempt to ruin the fun of others.
CounterStrike: Shoot opponents and attempt to play games around that concept.
Left 4 Dead: Escape a zombie infestation, then do it again.
SuperMan 64 - No
Resonance of Fate - AAAARG!
Pokemon - Caught them all...no wait, 100 more just came out...
Jet Set Radio Future - Good music, fun gameplay, little to no knowledge of it (at least little to no knowledge of it around people I know).
Resonance of Fate - AAAARG!
Pokemon - Caught them all...no wait, 100 more just came out...
Jet Set Radio Future - Good music, fun gameplay, little to no knowledge of it (at least little to no knowledge of it around people I know).
Final Fantasy XIII: Fight mechanimal animals with mechanimal animals with restrictions on how powerful you can be.
Final Fantasy VIII: Fight monsters, animals and demons with other demons and monsters or, your own arsenal of God powers.
God of War 3: Kill the Gods and their pets in the most brutal fashion you can think of for six to twelve hours
Pokemon [insert color, precious stone or, precious metal]: Capture monsters/animals representing emotions or, deities but, don't expect too much control over the God Powers they claim to possess
Bioshock: In a city under the sea, inject yourself with strange needles while harvesting little girls for more power (after having killed their guardians in front of them)
Mario Kart: Live out Marios road rage and Peach's inability to drive while hurling weapons of mass annoyance
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts: Otherwise known as Hunting for Dummies
Patapon, Locoroco 1&2, Little Big Planet: Let's weaponize Cute and Friendly at the same time
Naughty Bear: For people who really want to stop sleeping with their teddies...but can't bring themselves to toss it out
Final Fantasy VIII: Fight monsters, animals and demons with other demons and monsters or, your own arsenal of God powers.
God of War 3: Kill the Gods and their pets in the most brutal fashion you can think of for six to twelve hours
Pokemon [insert color, precious stone or, precious metal]: Capture monsters/animals representing emotions or, deities but, don't expect too much control over the God Powers they claim to possess
Bioshock: In a city under the sea, inject yourself with strange needles while harvesting little girls for more power (after having killed their guardians in front of them)
Mario Kart: Live out Marios road rage and Peach's inability to drive while hurling weapons of mass annoyance
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts: Otherwise known as Hunting for Dummies
Patapon, Locoroco 1&2, Little Big Planet: Let's weaponize Cute and Friendly at the same time
Naughty Bear: For people who really want to stop sleeping with their teddies...but can't bring themselves to toss it out
MW2: This plot don't make sense!DoW Lowen said:
AC6: Damn the QAAM!
Mario: The princess in in another castle (again)
Fable 2: so many choices, but so few.....
GoW2: Cover is a gear's best friend
ME1: Shepherd, Wrex, Shepherd, Wrex, Shepherd.....
ME2: High ho, high ho, it's off to mine we go
NFS (any of them): Bloody invincible vehicles
I'll add more as I come up with them