A game says f*** you

[Watchmacallit]

I wonder if anyone has said it...

THE CREEPERS IN MINECRAFT!

That's a 'FUCK YOUR HOUSE' right there...

 

[ElBastardo]

Ok I've got a really good one. One that actually made me pause the game, sit there with my mouth open for a sec then yell "FUCK YOU TOO THEN!".
Red Dead Redemption. I was just messing around hunting things when I see/hear a bullet wizz by my ear so I turn around and start aiming at the dickbag on a horse running right at me pointing his rifle in my direction. Just as I pull the trigger I notice the coyote the guy was chasing run through my horse's legs. Dick move game.
Then soon after dealing with the aftermath of that I was riding around looking for someone to help to make up for the dude I shot in the face when I see someone being chased by coyotes. I make quick work of them and stop my horse by the guy. He starts walking slowly towards me so (me being new to the game still) I figured he was going to thank me so I get off my horse to talk. Right when he's up to me he jumps on my horse like it's his and starts riding away. So I was all like "fuck that!" and pulled him off. Doing this made him accuse me of stealing his horse and start shooting me. So yeah. He died painfully and I accepted that the game wasn't going to let me be good.

TLDR I don't bother trying to be a good guy in games anymore.

 

[Nemesis729]

There's an Easter egg in Fallout 3 where you open a door and it literally says fuck you on the other side

 

[tehbeard]

Last but one mission in SR2. Jet Ski Vs Apache f*****g helicopter. I'm sorry, am I supposed to be able to dodge a hundred bloody heat seeking missiles?

 

[pablogonzalez]

any first person shooter that is set on the hardest difficulty setting. The elites in Halo 1 can take grenades as if someon just bumped into you

 

[StormShaun]

STALKER Call of Pripyat is unplayably laggy at every graphics settings. This on a laptop that runs Arma 2 without total embarrassment. I's say that's a pretty big 'fuck you.'

Huh, quite the opposite my friend, my ArMA 2 is laggy and my Call Of Pripyat is actually running very well.

my game is demon souls, the game says f-you when you are walking down a side of a castle and then I am encountered with a hoarde of skellies, to make matter worse they were shooting arrows behind my, guess what it was a box full of boulders coming right at me, I ran and ran but I got squished like my toothpaste tube.

 

[irani_che]

AC2, on the parkour races and in the tombs when for whatever reason ezio runs up the wrong wall or has a glitchy moment or whatever and you en up at the beginning

 

[angry_flashlight]

Minecraft: <start new game, just creates safe area>
'Ah, a new day to start building things...'

'Why is my front door hissing?'
<turns around, sees 5 creepers lurking near the door>
'FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-'

CoD4: Mile High Club on Veteran. 0_0

Tekken 5's last boss Jinpachi. My god he's a motherfucking cheating bastard. Think of every potential cheap move one could do in a fighting game, this guy has them all. High damage projectile attacks in a game that lacks projectile attacks? Yup. Teleport attacks? Damn right. Stun attacks? You bet your ass. Health-stealing moves? Oh yeah. Wrap it all up in a smelly, two faced, dirty, fungus-infested rug, and you've got Jinpachi Mishima.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Civ IV- (I was playing on f*cking warlord ('easy') difficulty). Maybe 35 turns in (which is nothing), I had 2 cities and 3 units (2 warriors and a scout) and I get a message-- "a barbarian horde is approaching". 5 barbarian spearmen spawn maybe 6 tiles from my capital. Screw you, game.

ha protip: expand fast and early, its a little risky, but believe me it is needed long run to be worth anything, expand all the way up until you have no left to expand with, you might think its silly to have so many small cities, but if you give them decent room to grow you end up having 50 cities like me and are chugging out armies by the truckload each turn to eradicate the enemy.

 

[Chibz]

Unreal Tournament. Get killed with impact hammer, announcer shouts "YOU SUCK!"

 

[Xaio30]

Someone must have mentioned the glorious moment in Fallout 3 where you open the door to a military missile building...

And you're immediately greeted by an enormous stone slab with the green, welcoming words: FUCK YOU.

 

[gbemery]

I have and it is in any game when i realize I have been playing quite a bit with out saving. Then right as the game sees that I have come to that epiphany BAM the game freezes.

 

[No_Remainders]

STALKER: Call of Pripyat

Have to play on the easiest mode (first time I've ever done it in any game ever).
Made me rage so much...

 

[teknoarcanist]

Playing the vineyard mission in Hitman: Blood Money. Your target is standing on this balcony, and you sneak right up behind him, congratulating yourself on your dastardly plan to cleanly strangle him and dump his body in the river below . . .

. . . and then he hits the dock you didn't realize was there.

Can't say it angered me, though. I actually thought it was pretty hilarious and brilliant. Creates a very tense sequence where you're muttering "oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit OH SHIT" as you're quickly making your way down there to dispose of his body before anybody stumbles onto it.

 

[Matthew Valkanov]

FFX. I've been playing for hours, and haven't saved. My teams pretty buff so I'm not worried but I think it's about time I saved. Suddenly there's an encounter, I'm up against two of those weird blocks with a bull skull and a claw sticking out. First round they petrify my whole team -_-'

 

[Nightspirit]

Stalker clear sky, got it the other day when the guide takes you to the second area its right in front of a military base which shoots on sight the machine gun kills you almost instantly as soon as you move and it was night so i could see where i was going but i couldnt seek past either. ragequit

I know that bit well..... Took me a few ttimes to just run like mad along the fence away from the base.

 

[Reverend Del]

Last but one mission in SR2. Jet Ski Vs Apache f*****g helicopter. I'm sorry, am I supposed to be able to dodge a hundred bloody heat seeking missiles?

Ditch the jet ski and swim. Seriously. Those missiles are heatseeking. Fuckers.

FFIX: Necron. No back Story, no rhyme nor reason, just extra boss. Relegate Kuja to second fiddle and FUCK YOU. No. I will not stand for this! I have yet to complete that game. I bought it on release.

 

[JackWestJr]

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006. It wasn't a bad game, but the goddamned CAMERA!

Haha! I kw EXACTLY how you feel! They are some real annoying bugs in that game at times though...

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

I had been playing Overlord 2 for a while and was enjoying it despite its issues. I had gotten to a boss battle and quit the game as i had played enough of it for one day. I switched it on the next day...

...There was a fucking Boulder blocking the entrance. Unbreakable and immovable.

I'm never playing that piece of shit ever again.

 

[T-Bone24]

Spider-Man: Web of Shadows would frequently ask, "Oh, you want a functional camera? Well fuck you buddy. Now that you've been swinging around having fun except for the occasion where going too fast will make you stop dead in mid-air, we'll give you two options with that camera: look straight down and, if you try to tweak that in the slightest, look straight up."

Seriously, that camera shit itself inside out so frequently I was worried that it was over-hydrated. If you wanted to center the camera at all when it glitched it would snap straight up or snap straight down and wouldn't center again for a full minute.