A game that you just can't play.

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Sizzle Montyjing

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What's the game that you simply can't play?
Whether it be the quality of it, moral obligation or perhaps you've played it so many times over, you can't bear yourself to do it again.

For me it has to be Dante's Inferno.
Everything just seems so wrong about it.

So, what about you?
... and i just got the oddest captcha ever... 'dead cat bounce'
 

Woodsey

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"For me it has to be Dante's Inferno.
Everything just seems so wrong about it."

Such as?

And I just tried to play Alpha Protocol again after people are still calling it a good game. Its shit. I played it through the first time, and it was shit, and I tried again to see if I was missing something, and its shit. Its a third-person game and the camera doesn't even fucking work!
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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Woodsey said:
"For me it has to be Dante's Inferno.
Everything just seems so wrong about it."

Such as?

And I just tried to play Alpha Protocol again after people are still calling it a good game. Its shit. I played it through the first time, and it was shit, and I tried again to see if I was missing something, and its shit. Its a third-person game and the camera doesn't even fucking work!
I have a moral obligation against mudering babies.
At least thats what i've heard.
Plus i played the demo, didn't much like it.
I haven't played it, but i have the game.

Just really doesn't appeal to me, and i can't bring myself to play it.
 

Woodsey

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Sizzle Montyjing said:
Woodsey said:
"For me it has to be Dante's Inferno.
Everything just seems so wrong about it."

Such as?

And I just tried to play Alpha Protocol again after people are still calling it a good game. Its shit. I played it through the first time, and it was shit, and I tried again to see if I was missing something, and its shit. Its a third-person game and the camera doesn't even fucking work!
I have a moral obligation against mudering babies.
At least thats what i've heard.
Plus i played the demo, didn't much like it.
I haven't played it, but i have the game.

Just really doesn't appeal to me, and i can't bring myself to play it.
I have a moral obligation against murdering anyone, doesn't stop me playing games.
 

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Red Dead Redemption.

Don't get me wrong, it's a fantastic game, with a brilliant story.
I just can't play it.

I find it so boring and dry, yet I'm not entirely sure why I feel that way towards it. Even Undead Nightmare I found to be an effort to play. And it has zombies in it!!
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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Woodsey said:
I have a moral obligation against murdering anyone, doesn't stop me playing games.
Yeah... but it's BABIES!
That's territory that anyone fears to tread.
Besides, i just don't feel like i want to play it.
It's only my opinion.
 

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Basicly any Rockstar game like GTA although I enjoyed Red Dead. GTA 4 seemed rather dull, couldn't get into it at all.
 

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believer258 said:
Sports games, like football and baseball.

Such a freaking bore, worse than the real thing.

Otherwise, there isn't at least one game in most genres I don't like. Except for strategy games, but I haven't played many of those.
I never understood sports games.
It's sports... but without the sports.
So pointlessly odd...

Oh, and i can never play Oblivion again.
Played it just far too many times before.
 

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Jonny49 said:
Red Dead Redemption.

Don't get me wrong, it's a fantastic game, with a brilliant story.
I just can't play it.

I find it so boring and dry, yet I'm not entirely sure why I feel that way towards it. Even Undead Nightmare I found to be an effort to play. And it has zombies in it!!
This. I mean Red Dead Redemption is a really awesome game but I still haven't finished it. I don't even know why. I just got bored.
 

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Any type of existing sport game, be it american football, basketball, ice hockey, soccer, golf, cricket, tennis, ping-pong....you name it. I did not get into gaming to play a game of an existing real life game. I wanted new experiences....stories....atmosphere...immersion.

Aforementioned things sports games are not...therefore they can eat shit and die. All of them. At once.
 

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At the moment, I can't play Dark Void because the person in charge of porting the flight controls was apparently a retarded bat. The mouse acts like a joystick, i.e. moving it from a central position is interpreted as turning, as opposed to having to constantly move ht e mouse to turn. It sucks because I was having quite a bit of fun with the game.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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Vuliev said:
At the moment, I can't play Dark Void because the person in charge of porting the flight controls was apparently a retarded bat. The mouse acts like a joystick, i.e. moving it from a central position is interpreted as turning, as opposed to having to constantly move ht e mouse to turn. It sucks because I was having quite a bit of fun with the game.
Sounds to me like a crappy console port to PC, correct me if i'm wrong.
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Meh, i haven't heard as many bad things about Dead Space, maybe i just haven't been listening.
 

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Euhan01 said:
GTA 4 seemed rather dull, couldn't get into it at all.
I had to really power through the beginning of that game to enjoy it.

OT: Command and Conquer. I tried it because I enjoy RTSes and I had heard that C&C is great but i couldn't get into it.
 

Vuliev

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Sizzle Montyjing said:
Vuliev said:
At the moment, I can't play Dark Void because the person in charge of porting the flight controls was apparently a retarded bat. The mouse acts like a joystick, i.e. moving it from a central position is interpreted as turning, as opposed to having to constantly move ht e mouse to turn. It sucks because I was having quite a bit of fun with the game.
Sounds to me like a crappy console port to PC, correct me if i'm wrong.
Thing is though, everything else was excellently transferred to the PC. The shooting, vertical cover, and even the ground-based jetpack stuff is very well done. The rocket pack, though, is a ball of fail and misery. The salt in the wound, though, is that it can use an Xbox controller, but I don't have one. :(
 

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Sports games, save for racing. ...No Nascar, get back over there with the other sports games, I meant good racing games.

Dungeons and Dragons Online. I've got no idea what the reason is as I'm playing another game that controls pretty similarly to it and that's why I couldn't get into DDO. I mean, I like DnD, I like MMOs, I should like this, right? I just can't though. Ah well.
 

J4RD

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Borderlands. I borrowed it from a friend once, got to about level 5 with a sniper, and thought, "Man, this sucks. Maybe I'm just playing the wrong class." I then reached level 5 with every other class, and just couldn't get interested. I've heard it gets better later, or that playing co-op is more fun, but I just can't be bothered to try it again.