A giant Meteor is 15 seconds away from earth....

[8bitlove2a03]

"I hope no religious people were on those lifeboats. Pretty sure that if you needed a sign of God's will, a giant fucking meteor is as about as blatant as it gets, so that's pretty much heresy.

Fanatics -1242, everyone else 1."

 

[Betancore]

15 seconds? Honestly, I wouldn't have time to come up with anything witty. I'd just be like, "Oh shit, you have got to be joking."
*kaboom*
*instant death*

 

[Milo Windby]

Fall to my knees, raise my hands up in anger and yell as loud as I can "KKKKKHHHHHHAAAAANNNN!!!!!"

 

[Flap Jack452]

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Cookie for the reference.

 

[MrJohnson]

"I'm glad I didn't live to see this day. Wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Stone Wera]

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Cookie for the reference.

Fight Clu- Wait a minute, almost got me there, you did!

Spoiler: Do not click!

Fight Club!There is nothing. DISREGARD THE EMPTY SPACE! [sub](unless you're Flap Jack452)[/sub]

 

[Stone Wera]

"The cure for cancer is *intentional static* and the location of my buried treasure is--*meteor*"