A giant ship/station/etc just appeared, how do you destroy it?

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MammothBlade

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Destroy it? No, I'd hijack it and set the main weapon to precision bombardment. Bye bye governments of the world.
 

Starik20X6

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First response:


Then I wonder why something so massive hasn't completely ruined Earth's gravitational field.

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Midgeamoo said:
I'd go break the mirror in the back.
+ 1 internets for whoever gets it first o:
South Park?
 

Scarim Coral

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Somehow find a way to get inside and destory it from within (as cliche as it sound).
 

Goofguy

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What if I don't want to destroy it but rather wish to befriend the alien race responsible for constructing it?

Can't we all just get along?
 

madster11

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I wouldn't destroy it.

I'd sneak into it and kill the necessary people in order to make myself leader/captain, at which point i would hold the entire world hostage for 1 MILLION DOLLARS. And some pizza.
 

Aerosteam

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By uniting the world and using our heart and friendship to banish it.
 

Catfood220

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Space Spoons said:
When in doubt, call the Borg.

If TNG has taught me anything, it's that those flying Gamecubes of theirs are to be feared.

Of course, calling the Borg to Earth would probably condemn all of humanity to existence as part of the Borg's hivemind-like machine collective, but hey, we've all been saying we want faster Internet and better iPhones, right?
Sorry, but this had to be put here.


But in all fairness, being a part of the Borg Collective wouldn't be so bad, ok so you would lose all your humanity, the pro's outweigh that one con.

Lots of friends.
Sense of purpose.
Cool cybernetic enhancements.
Maybe get to meet Seven of Nine.
 

babinro

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The same way I heroically overcome all of life's problems...
Appear so pathetic in their eyes that I'm simply no longer worth the trouble.

Note: I couldn't find the Zoidberg overcoming a bully for the Professor's clone sketch to illustrate.
 

Odinsson

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I'd get Bruce Willis, Steve Buschemi, Billy Bob Thornton, and a few other misfits, to fly up to the ship and drill through the surface, planting a bomb that will detonate just in time.
Anyone up for more internet points?