A good name for a bar

[ScarlettRage]

Mcdrinky's...
what? it was the first thing that came into my head and i thought i would share it

 

[JWW]

The Intergalactic House of Pancakes (IHOP in space!)

How about: Arnold's 'Ause of Ample Alliteration

'Ause is a poor pronunciation of house.

 

[dillinger88]

"The Leg and Arms"

/thread

 

[Trifixion]

Restaurant 1: Uncle Vito's. (Every one of the waiters would have the middle name "The." Nobody complains about the food here. NOBODY. Capice?)

Restaurant 2: Abstract. (It doesn't actually serve anything. We just describe the food and drinks so well you can't help but be satisfied imagining how delicious it tastes.)

Cafe: La Chambre de Trop D'Argent. (We believe in truth in advertising.)

Bar: That Other Place.

"Hey, ya wanna go to [whatever bar]?"
"Naah, let's go to That Other Place."

 

[swansman]

O'Toole McDrukens

 

[FranzTyphid]

The Pakenham Inn.

Geddit? Packing them in?

Oh whats the use...

Its okay i giggled a little
OT:how bout for a scumy bar the Scabby Maggot?
for a posh joint The Talasman
for a indie music place The Volour Sequin?

 

[Puzzles]

hahaha puzzles

"But why Puzzles?"
"That's the puzzle!"
"Ohhhh..."

That man is a god, hence my user name. There is also a small chance that I am a nightclub, sentient.

 

[Frankydee]

Just keep it simple and call it...

BAR

thus forcing people to be redundant.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

'The Witch's Tit'
where the drinks are colder than one.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

call the bar Re

 

[sir-schmoopy]

went through a village called Bell End and thought a pub called the purple helmet would be classy

 

[ChocoFace]

I once saw this banner for a chinese and it was called Fuk Yu. That made me laugh when I saw it.

"hey where are you going?"
"i'm going to ..."
"911! 911!"

 

[DemonicVixen]

Well if i ran my own cafe in the future i would call it...

Not telling because i know there are people who would probably steal it. But i know its a new and unique name.

 

[Kaim89]

"The refreshment table" or something.
(Those who did not get it, its a joke on the mages in world of warcraft^^)

 

[zauxz]

Thread moved to off topic at OPs behest.
On Topic, I would have a pub called 'Hang out with the guys', to help all those men who need an excuse to get out of the house.
"Where are you going?"
"Oh...I'm just going to hang out with the guys."
"Ok! Have fun!"

Swish.

Or "visit my mom"

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Thread moved to off topic at OPs behest.
On Topic, I would have a pub called 'Hang out with the guys', to help all those men who need an excuse to get out of the house.
"Where are you going?"
"Oh...I'm just going to hang out with the guys."
"Ok! Have fun!"

Swish.

Or "visit my mom"

Or "Pick up the kids."
I always thought it would be cool to open a place called Mana.

 

[sylekage]

I'd call mine "The place to drink"

 

[Undo]

The Progress Bar.
Great pun and fun name. Though loading bar might be more to the point.
Makes me wonder if they serve Ctrl-Alt-Deletes.

 

[joshthor]

hahaha puzzles

+ 1 on this. people would come in and be like "whats the puzzle?" THAT would be the puzzle.

 

[SextusMaximus]

The bottom's up... because I'm not very inventive.