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[username sucks]

We need more haikus!
We cannot let this thread die!
Hurry, write more stuff!

 

[FPLOON]

Weeks of pure reading...
Preparing for more haikus...
N****a, <link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-sBih33gMc>I GOT THIS!

 

[Malbourne]

You possess hubris.
This thread is dying. It is...
Inevitable.

...Mr. Anderson.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
...But you aren't Neo.

 

[FPLOON]

<link=http://www.gamestop.com/nintendo-3ds/consoles/nintendo-3ds-xl-gamestop-exclusive-persona-q-edition/117273>That one 3DS...
Why must it be exclusive?
I need more money...

On the other hand,
I could trade stuff in for cash...
Damn... Still not enough...

 

[username sucks]

<link=http://www.gamestop.com/nintendo-3ds/consoles/nintendo-3ds-xl-gamestop-exclusive-persona-q-edition/117273>That one 3DS...
Why must it be exclusive?
I need more money...

On the other hand,
I could trade stuff in for cash...
Damn... Still not enough...

Dude, something is wrong!
Your avatar is freaky!
Oh, Halloween. Right.

 

[FPLOON]

Dude, something is wrong!
Your avatar is freaky!
Oh, Halloween. Right.

Your avatar's boss!
Makes me want to dance with them...
Oh right... I can dream...

 

[FPLOON]

Five syllables here
Seven More syllables there
Are you happy now?

I'm always happy...
Except when I'm not happy...
It's a common thing...

 

[username sucks]

Five syllables here
Seven More syllables there
Are you happy now?

Now that's a haiku.
A newcomer got it right!
I sure hope you stay!

 

[Skatologist]

I think I hate you
not sure why I think that way
but you have this face [footnote] not intended for anyone in particular, it's more just a joke. [/footnote]

 

[SirDerpy]

Five syllables here
Seven More syllables there
Are you happy now?

I see that Reddit >_>
I wonder if that emote
Counts for syllables...

 

[Skatologist]

Push the red button
It will give you candy sir
Trust my good judgment

 

[FPLOON]

Spooky Scary Elves...
Making Christmas come early...
Damn you, Santa-ween!

 

[FPLOON]

Daylight savings time...
Set your clocks 30 minutes
Back... (Equality...)

 

[username sucks]

Daylight savings time...
Set your clocks 30 minutes
Back... (Equality...)

30 minutes what?
It is an hour, you fool!
Why would you do this?!?!

 

[Twintix]

Lots of exams now
I am getting sick of them
Let me play guitar!

Studying for my
Driver's license is so dull
Do web tests instead

For Halloween I
Baked a cupcake graveyard and
It was delicious

Zombie Cupcakes is
A great creative cookbook
For the spooky times

I don't know if I'm
Making so much sense right now
Ah, I'm so tired!

 

[Barbas]

Lots of exams now
I am getting sick of them
Let me play guitar!

You play the guitar?
I'd love to hear you strum us
A few golden chords.

Are you in a band?
I got some folks together.
Fancy a party?

* * *

 

[FPLOON]

Daylight savings time...
Set your clocks 30 minutes
Back... (Equality...)

30 minutes what?
It is an hour, you fool!
Why would you do this?!?!

It keeps the time from
Going forwards or backwards
Ever again! *laughs*

 

[RedDeadFred]

My first post in hear
I better not screw it up
Oh no, my grammar!

 

[FPLOON]

"I vote because I
Can, not because I want to"
My voting motto