A haiku forum / game where EVERYTHING is a / haiku... (Come join us!)

[FPLOON]

Spoiler: I made a haiku That told the story of the Time I told you that

Spoiler: I made a haiku That told the story of the Time I told you that

Spoiler: I made a haiku That told the story of the Time I told you that

Spoiler: I made a haiku That told the story of the Time I told you that

Spoiler: I made a haiku That told the story of the Time I told you that

Spoiler: I made a haiku That told the story of the Time I told you that

Spoiler: I made a haiku That told the story of the Time I told you that

Spoiler: I made a haiku That told the story of the Time I told you that

Spoiler: I made a haiku That told the story of the Time I told you that

Spoiler: I made a haiku That told the story of the Time I told you that

Jude had a Tumblr
Rhapsody to fall back on
If she reblogged back

 

[username sucks]

I remember this!
I haven't haiku'd lately,
But now that is fixed.

 

[Twintix]

Final essay time
I just handed mine in and
I am terrified

What if my grammar
Is not good enough this time?
I tried so hard, though

Night shift made it hard
I could not study as much
As I should have done

Japanese is hard
And the grammar can be so
Confusing sometimes

Fuck the particles
And don't get me started on
How to read kanji

There are two readings
On-yomi for Chinese and
Kun for Japanese

Kun usually
Also has hiragana
And On just kanji

But sometimes they don't
Follow their own goddamn rules
You just have to know

 

[FPLOON]

Aperture Science
<link=http://psycosis91.tumblr.com/post/58762806480>Up all night to get lucky...
Thinking with Portals

Nice legs; daisy dukes...
Makes me want to <link=http://psycosis91.tumblr.com/post/33943517499>"Zubatstrukk"
Into Pokémon...

Trainer Xzibit:
<link=http://psycosis91.tumblr.com/post/63939810097/original-joke-do-not-steal>"X gonna give it to ya!"
Prepare to get rekt!

 

[EilaliE]

I've been real busy;
Sometimes I forget to eat,
My stomach tells me.

While making smoothie,
The knife thought my finger's fruit.
But I know it's not.

On the Internet,
A dress broke relationships,
That's why it's silent.

 

[FPLOON]

Haiku Game of Thrones
Either syllable to win
Or die a Rebel

What happened in <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.872318.21882390>here?
Is that a Rap Battle, dude?
Did not see coming...

 

[Barbas]

What would it be like
To have the head of a bird
And feathers to boot?

Would you fly real high
And run at the speed of wind
With a peerless grace?

Would you be a god
Or an abomination?
Or would you be both?

* * *

​

 

[FPLOON]

I met Catherine
After meeting Katherine
...Which one should I choose?

Fanservice: The Show
Has this kickass potential...
Flawed by a bias?

 

[FPLOON]

All Smash Characters:
You know what to do with that
Big, fat butt: <link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V-58E1sJco>"Wiggle..."

 

[EilaliE]

I can't concentrate.
Lost count of the syllables.
This haiku is done.

 

[FPLOON]

Pokémon Shuffle:
The first freemium game played...
Begin addiction...

 

[FPLOON]

"Dinner Time" again...
Time to call in for pizza...
Needs more bacon bits...

 

[FPLOON]

Haiku on my back...
A stanza on my shoulder...
Line breaks every week...

 

[FPLOON]

Thread of the False Lies
Culmination of True Words
Fraction of a Game

The concentration
Constant thought to imagine
Retaining focus

 

[Barbas]

Please direct all piss
To our supervising staff.
Thank you, come again.

* * *

 

[FPLOON]

The true paradox
Is reliving the same day
In a Déjà vu...

 

[Twintix]

I am so hungry
Sometimes dieting is just
A little bit hard

Some days are just fine
But others, like today, I
Want some food real bad

Can't wait 'til morning
Then I can have some breakfast
God, that will be good

 

[FPLOON]

I "turn down for what"...
Bartender doubles my drink...
This is Rockstar shit...

Crisis on five worlds...
Multiverses imploding...
Next issue resets...

 

[Barbas]

(Snip).

How about some nice
Teriyaki rice crackers?
I've just bought some.

Just wait a second,
I'll send them through my disc drive.
You're gonna love 'em.

What the hell is this?
This isn't working at all!
F**king piece of crap!

* * *

 

[FPLOON]

The gang had arrived...
They came; they saw; they conquered...
Haiku <link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxZU4F7wHQM>Burial...

Tobias Wolf Rap
<link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuWQyfGa1yI>Run The Jewels - Blockbuster Night
Ambulance Hunter

Notorious <link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtQMNvHf92Y>remix
The B.I.G. Ratatat
Party and Bullshit