A haiku forum / game where EVERYTHING is a / haiku... (Come join us!)

Recommended Videos

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
First Day of Christmas...
My close friend gave me this tip:
Buy accessories!
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
33,804
0
0
Why are there twelve days
For this f***ing holiday?
And when do we eat?
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
Next day of Christmas...
Barbas gave me this great tip:
Let's eat already!!
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
33,804
0
0
Christmas poetry?
I've suppose I've done worse things.
But not with pants on!
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
Third day of Christmas...
I got a sweet gift this time:
The pants of Barbas!
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
33,804
0
0
Fourth day of Fuckmas.
Santa delivered Tourette's.
Shitty bastard face.
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
Fifth day of Christmas...
These forums gave me this gift:
A higher post count!
 

Xeros

New member
Aug 13, 2008
1,940
0
0
That blasted Barbas.
Why you no make thread wiggle!?
Always the center!
:p
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
Sixth day of Christmas...
That haiku gave me this tip:
Wiggle Wiggle Womp!
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
Eight day of Christmas...
Santa "thought" to leave behind:
Uneaten cookies?
 

Xeros

New member
Aug 13, 2008
1,940
0
0
Ninth day of Christmas...
Evil Cloud Santa Descends...
To rain destruction...
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
Tenth day of Christmas...
The countdown has just begun...
The double digits...
 

Xeros

New member
Aug 13, 2008
1,940
0
0
The eleventh day...
The world smolders in ruin...
Damn turkey fryer...
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
Twelfth day of Christmas...
The end of the gift-giving?
Fuck you, Santa Claus!
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
33,804
0
0
Thank god that's over.
Time to get laid, everyone.
See you fools later!
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
The Thirteenth Christmas...
Robo-Santa came outside...
Drive-by shooting spree!
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
0
The fourteenth Christmas...
Has the magic gone away?
Puberty took it!
 

Xeros

New member
Aug 13, 2008
1,940
0
0
Magic never fades.
"You have everything you need,
IF YOU JUST BELIEEEEEEVE!"