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Barbas

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Check the oil levels,
Adjust flaps and rocket speed.
Begin the countdown!
 

FPLOON

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Those "Planes" movies, yo...
They were shorter than I thought...
Sequel was better...
 
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I am here again!
It has been a long time, friends.
But it's good, I'm back.

Hey FPLOON, I know
Corruption of Champions,
You dirty fiend, you.​
 

EilaliE

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Writing a very
Deep and meaningful haiku.
Wait, this isn't it.
 

FPLOON

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username sucks said:
Hey FPLOON, I know
Corruption of Champions,
You dirty fiend, you.​
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I recommend it
Any fucking change I get
(Everyone must know...)
 
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FPLOON said:
username sucks said:
Hey FPLOON, I know
Corruption of Champions,
You dirty fiend, you.​
http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/ps/ps1035_1.gif
I recommend it
Any fucking change I get
(Everyone must know...)
I must say I like
Trials in Tainted Space more.
By Fenoxo too.
 

FPLOON

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username sucks said:
FPLOON said:
username sucks said:
Hey FPLOON, I know
Corruption of Champions,
You dirty fiend, you.​
http://cdn.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/ps/ps1035_1.gif
I recommend it
Any fucking change I get
(Everyone must know...)
I must say I like
Trials in Tainted Space more.
By Fenoxo too.
I haven't played it
Enough to feel the same way
(Must rectify that...)
 

Xeros

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I can't fall asleep
For the fucking life of me
Options exhausted

It's always like this
No drugs, no drinks; nothing helps
Cue Green Day's 'Brain Stew'

Guess I'll just return
To binge-watching the Game Grumps
Till I start dozing

Sleep comes more swiftly
In my chair than in my bed
But the neck pain kills

Transitions don't work
From my chair to my bed
I just lie awake

For hours on end
I simply stare at the clock
Till the dawn blinds me

Then it's back to work
Insomnia Ravages
Productivity

Physicians? Useless
Placebos aren't cures, doc
I need some good stuff

But then I'm trading
One demon for another
I'd be dependent

What am I to do
When drugs don't take the edge off?
Descend to madness?

I'm a hopeless case
Forced to make the best of it
Lots of grinding time

Game Grumps in one tab
Killing Floor in the other
...It's snowing on mount Fuji.
:p
 

FPLOON

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The Omega Man...
Versus the non-Wolverines...
Suspenseful outcome...

Met Kevin at work...
His crush is dating someone...
Status: "It's all good..."

My Wii U's coming...
Just need a few more things, though...
Long-term investments...

In less than three days,
I'll be chilling at a Con...
Full of Friendship, son!
 

Xeros

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Took off work today
Father had knee surgery
Forgot to call out

Hell to pay, Sunday
When I return to my work
S'a fuckin' mountain

A no-call-no-show
Mixed with a mountain of work
Doesn't bode too well

S'Labor Day, Monday
Means all's gotta be finished
In a single shift

I am beyond fucked
But tunes'll keep me goin'
Gods, I love dubstep

Earth-shattering bass
It's so motivational
May just pull through yet.
 

FPLOON

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Simple yet complex...
Different yet all the same...
Friend but never foe...

EQLA 3:
More personal than the last...
More SWAG than the first!

"Post-Con Depression":
I never seem to get that...
Must be nostalgia...
 

FPLOON

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Framing back to forth...
Decoding every poem...
Answers may vary...

Contain the suspect...
Decide not to follow-up...
Comment derailment...

Find a new target...
***** and moan at the decoy...
I have done nothing...
 

Barbas

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I don't like Miraak.
He kept stealing dragon souls,
So I beat his ass.


* * *

 

FPLOON

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Chrome woke up at 2...
I was asleep this morning...
Why you do this, Chrome?

I'm semi-caught up
On "The Ridonculous Race"...
No spoilers, please? Thanks!

I could comment more...
And do 100 per week...
But, I'm too lazy...
 

Barbas

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I loved Freelancer,
Though I wish they'd added in
All the stuff they planned.

Still, there's nothing like
Gliding through a dark ice field
On a diamond run.
 

FPLOON

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Video Game Meet...
Didn't get to play any...
Fuck you, my ride home... :p

Chrome tab has shut down...
Refreshing does not do much...
Not a good day, yo... :p
 

Barbas

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"Sir, the thread's shifting!"
"Courage, ensign. Full turn left,
Head for that black hole."


"Correcting course now.
The shields are holding, captain.
We're clear of danger."
 

FPLOON

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Of all the time left...
Spends more hours in deep though
To using said time...

Shifts that rock the style...
Swifts that fix or mix it up...
Shits that aren't given...