A heartfelt plea from Australia to America

[Ashcrexl]

i learn everything i know about australia from cracked.com, not oprah. apparently if you guys walk outside for 30 seconds, you can be killed by 6 different types of wildlife?

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Prostitution is legal, nuff said

Yeah, you're fucked.

OT: Dammit, why did The Chaser's War on Everything have to get cancelled? A visit from Oprah would be a perfect target for them! I mean, living outside of Australia I'd have to wait till it turned up on YouTube, but still...

 

[SadisticPretzel]

Oprah is still famous?

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

You've never seen a Golliwog?

Golliwogs aren't blackface dolls. They're a gross racial cariacature, yes, but not blackface.

 

[tthor]

WOOT, we got Oprah out of the country, QUICK somebody cancel her passport so she can't come back!

 

[Super Toast]

I'm Australian, and I'm to busy fighting Kangaroo's, camping, eating damper and opposing the R18+ rating to listen to whatever that Oprah Winfrey has to say.

 

[Mcface]

Wait who exactly is Australia? they are a french colony right?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Canadian, but I never listen to Oprah anyway. In fact, I make a point of not listening to Oprah.

^^THIS^^

Although the same could be made for all talk show hosts. I haven't actually watched TV for a month now...

 

[Death God]

She always kind of scared me when I was little so I don't listen anyways. Besides, what do I can what some overly hyped up woman on an international talk show thinks?

 

[The Eupho Guy_v1legacy]

Luckily she won't come anywhere near my town, if she did, all she would be treated to is a statue of Ned Kelly and a small, very angry mob.

But anyways: Oprah Winfrey here? Bulldust *wink*

Lucky you, if the madness reaches South Australia (unlikely as that may seem) I probably won't have the same luxury. Sometimes living in a well known tourist region sucks .

Also, do you live near Glenrowan?

 

[Plurralbles]

this is a video game forum. This is not a place usually frequented by middle-aged housewives- the only god-damn people Oprah has any affect on.

 

[SageRuffin]

Ignore everything Oprah Winfrey says? Too easy.

 

[JemothSkarii]

Luckily she won't come anywhere near my town, if she did, all she would be treated to is a statue of Ned Kelly and a small, very angry mob.

But anyways: Oprah Winfrey here? Bulldust *wink*

Lucky you, if the madness reaches South Australia (unlikely as that may seem) I probably won't have the same luxury. Sometimes living in a well known tourist region sucks .

Also, do you live near Glenrowan?

Why yes, yes I do, the statue makes it kinda obvious huh?

Being in a popular tourist town kinda sucks, although I don't know WHY people come here...we have a thing about the siege and a statue, that's it. To the tourists: Go to Beechworth, far more stuff, and candy.

OT: Luckily The Escapist is immune to her Siren call to all the overweight housewives living off guilt ridden gossip and tubs of ice-cream

 

[brodie21]

all i heard about oprah's trip to australia was that hugh jackman is to zip lining as i am to skateboarding, as in not very good. both things make my face hurt.