A hundred and one ways to destroy humanity!

[Zombie_King]

Nuke the WoW servers.

You monster.

Ingredients:
Soviet Russia
America

Step 1: Active Nuclear silos
Step 2: Find underground bunker
Step 3: Starve

 

[NeedAUserName]

Just remember parents, Have your kids Spay or Nutured[/sup]

 

[sheic99]

Launch the entire stock of American Nuclear arms to different locations. Seeing as we have enough to destroy the world 3 times, I think it might be enough.

 

[DerekWillis]

Materials:
50000000 Llamas
Lots of lighter fluid
a match

think about it.

 

[Scolar Visari]

All you need is a couple of missiles capable of hitting targets orbiting our planet. Pick out 2-4 satellites, purpose doesn't matter but the bigger the better. Launch missiles, destroy targets and collapse the worlds satellite based systems. The orbiting debris from the destroyed satellites will shred anything we try to put into space in seconds.

 

[Sib]

How to destroy humanity:
1. Show people the current state our youth is in
2. Compare it to last generation
3. Assume the trend continues
4. Wait for everyone to lose all faith in humanity
5. Let society gently collapse upon itself

It's a bit round about but the effect works out nicely with the ultimate goal of "Destroy Humanity" coming to fruition.

Please. Last generation was just as shit. If you were to say Greatest Generation, maybe....

I didn't mean last generation was perfect, I meant they were a bit less than this generation, and the generation before them was a bit better, and so on. Not all in one big step

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Get a sniper rifle
Dress up like an Arab/Russian/Chinaman
Be seen
Shoot Obama
Run away very fast and change your clothes/disguise
= World War 3

 

[Donbett1974]

How to destroy humanity:
1. Show people the current state our youth is in
2. Compare it to last generation
3. Assume the trend continues
4. Wait for everyone to lose all faith in humanity
5. Let society gently collapse upon itself

It's a bit round about but the effect works out nicely with the ultimate goal of "Destroy Humanity" coming to fruition.

Please. Last generation was just as shit. If you were to say Greatest Generation, maybe....

I have to say that all generation after the baby boomers has been better then the baby boomers they by far been the worst to ever live.

 

[Washboard]

Boradcast every insulting phrase/picture you can think of out into space, odds are they would eventually be pricked up by a strange and warlike race of aliens that would then come and wipe out the human race in a spray of superhot plasma (or other futeristic weapon)!

unfortunately this scenario could take millions of years!

Alternately you could just keep running the supercolider at CERN... that has a chance of creating a black hole and killing us all

 

[Rock Avich]

1. Dare a Nuclear Missile Launcher to a drinking competition.

2. ????

3. Profit.

 

[Blow_Pop]

1. take over the world
2. get all stupid people into a cult.
3. poison the smart people.
4. end of humanity, of course you'd have to kill yourself too.

alternatively, let a bunch of serial killers out into the world and they'll wipe out most of humanity and each other

 

[Flap Jack452]

kittens. bath tubs. imagine this on massive scale and man has roughly 2-3 days to live before being devoured by tooth and claw.

 

[Marv21]

Make 100000 more WW2 games until everyone get angry at the germans again...the Germans claiming to have no connection to Al-Queda, will laugh a war on Iraq, resulting in a bunch of angrier muslims....Then Christains vs. Muslims....Then they Christains will blame this one on the Jews, then somebody will make fun of Kwannza, then the Atheists just want to fight God, so you

RELIGON WARS!!!
Havn't had those since the reconquista(truly).

 

[YouGetWhatsGiven]

Fire breathing bears

 

[Tattaglia]

Step One - Attach large rope to the moon.
Step Two - Pull really hard.
Step Three - Earth is destroyed.
Step Four - ?????
Step Five - Profit!

 

[stormcaller]

Ingredients: Me, a T.V, Some dickheads

1. Tell said dickheads to re-make the Angry Beavers but make it crap

2. Tell me to watch an episode

3. Enjoy the flames and screams of children who think it was good.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Two words (well after this obviously):



ROCKET CHAINSAWS

 

[kommando367]

invent a gun that shoots chuck norris, and shoot chuck norris with it

 

[Sporky111]

1. Detonate a massive nuclear device under the ocean.
2a. Massive shockwave causes super-tsunamis
2b. Large amount of sea water vaporized, killing huge amounts of fish.
3. Coastal people drowned, inland people experience flash floods (from the vaporized water coming back down)
4. Permanent climate change and irreparable damage to ocean ecosystem
5. Slow death of humanity.