A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Drummodino]

I call Chief Weapons Officer!

 

[Barbas]

Can I be the one who paints the little war models? I need practice with these new fingers.

 

[Euryalus]

Umm sure Barbas. Sure... I guess since no one wants to be captain yet I'll be that too. The rest of you can be foot soldiers.

Now, as my first order of business I say charge! Give those Yakuza Fellers what for!

 

[Drummodino]

Come on you scallywags, collect your rifles at the door! We've got some asskicking to do!

 

[Barbas]

 

[Euryalus]

That video isn't available in my country... Well that's a first here. Got it all the time in Germany. :/

 

[Barbas]

Ha! "Land of the Free" my ass! I'll take an SMG and some grenades.

 

[Barbas]

I prefer a nice, smooth Dahl pistol.

Spoiler: BRRRAAAAAP!

 

[Euryalus]

I want the taurus judge. It's a shotgun pistol :3

Alright team! Go! Conquer Yakuzia! Charge!

 

[Headsprouter]

*SciFi Handgun equip sound*

Good thing I always start with gun...Chaaarge!

 

[Euryalus]

Well... no one else charged, so it looks like headsprouter's dead. Wanna just use these ships to bomb everything instead?

 

[Barbas]

Did someone call for an airstrike?

...Wait...what's with all these blinky lights?

 

[Barbas]

Oh shit, Zardoz found us! Get the laser rifles!

 

[Euryalus]

Wait, we have laser rifles? When did this happen?

@Tizzythetormentor: I thought we told you to get us McDonald's not heavy arms! That's why the Yakuza's after us? Uhh! Now we have to conquer them because you can't follow the captain's orders?

*starts shooting at zardoz*

 

[Headsprouter]

*wakes up*

*fires blindly*

 

[Drummodino]

Woah! Careful where you're aiming that thing! You almost singed me pants off!

 

[Barbas]

We need more rubble for chest-high walls!